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#31 ONLINE   SiC

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Posted 01 November 2017 - 02:36 PM

I reckon either another LS400, or something else big engine like a s-class or similar.
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#32 OFFLINE   Heritage motor centre

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Posted 01 November 2017 - 02:43 PM

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#33 OFFLINE   Heritage motor centre

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Posted 01 November 2017 - 02:46 PM

Something with pantograph wipers on the front and rear screens and the headlights
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#34 OFFLINE   dollywobbler

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Posted 01 November 2017 - 02:48 PM

Something with pantograph wipers on the front and rear screens and the headlights


Cars have had all of those, but I don't know one that had all of them in one car. That would blow my mind.
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#35 OFFLINE   richardthestag

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Posted 01 November 2017 - 05:09 PM

are you en route to Sussex yet? I could wave to you as you pass under HandyCross High Wycombeshit on the M40


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#36 OFFLINE   dollywobbler

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Posted 01 November 2017 - 05:27 PM

No...

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#37 ONLINE   Supernaut

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Posted 01 November 2017 - 05:37 PM

You'd better not have killed Mason...
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#38 OFFLINE   rantingYoof

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Posted 01 November 2017 - 05:59 PM

I think the book time on an LS400 'belt change was determined without taking a gorilla tightening various bolts into consideration.


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#39 OFFLINE   richardthestag

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Posted 01 November 2017 - 06:05 PM

No...

 

On no :(

 

Complete tonight or AirBNB?


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Range Rover 1972 - ongoing extensive restoration

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#40 OFFLINE   billyboy406v6

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Posted 01 November 2017 - 06:07 PM

1960s 2 berth caravan ?


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#41 OFFLINE   dollywobbler

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Posted 01 November 2017 - 06:11 PM

We're almost done. Aux belt, coolant, test by driving 200 miles.
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#42 OFFLINE   Eddie Honda

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Posted 01 November 2017 - 06:34 PM

Are we nearly there yet?
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#43 OFFLINE   omegod

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Posted 01 November 2017 - 06:44 PM

I'm gonna be fuming if this build up doesn't end with a ....no wait ..I can't say it in case it actually is and I'll wet my pants if it actually is....dear god I think it might just be...oooh little dribble came out,  must go 


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#44 OFFLINE   twosmoke300

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Posted 01 November 2017 - 06:47 PM

ITS a Glasgow / Edinburgh registered mk6 escort special edition isn't it ? In mint condition , low miles and one owner for 150 quid .
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#45 OFFLINE   beko1987

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Posted 01 November 2017 - 06:49 PM

ITS a Glasgow / Edinburgh registered mk6 escort special edition isn't it ? In mint condition , low miles and one owner for 150 quid .


That won't be no good, cos it's in Sussex, or will soon be in Wales. Because it wasnt found for sale 4 miles from its originating dealer it'll be no good
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Posted 01 November 2017 - 06:52 PM

Ahh yes I forgot . Didn't it have to be a choice of two paint codes and shades too

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#47 OFFLINE   beko1987

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Posted 01 November 2017 - 06:54 PM

Ahh yes I forgot . Didn't it have to be a choice of two paint codes and shades too


And original number plates and tax disc holder and keyring
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Posted 01 November 2017 - 06:56 PM

Pdi done by a personal friend too




Sorry for the thread derail - as you were
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Posted 01 November 2017 - 09:11 PM

hmmmm having just read the autoteat thread one cant help stroking ones chin thinking is he collectionating an autshitetest veehicule ;-)


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Posted 01 November 2017 - 10:04 PM

Silver Golf Mk4.



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Posted 01 November 2017 - 10:15 PM

Steyr-Puch Haflinger.


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Posted 01 November 2017 - 10:37 PM

Something with a pushrod engine judging by the amount of money it's costing him to change the belt on his LS400.


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Posted 01 November 2017 - 10:54 PM

Sussex has been achieved. Google lied. It's a mere 160 miles from Dudley to here. I love cruise control. You can actually use it at night too. And Radio 2 is MUCH better too.

There was a slight altercation with a Renault Master (not the cool Master) on the M25. He was close enough to leave a mark in the dirt on the passenger door, and push that mirror in.
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Posted 01 November 2017 - 11:04 PM

Is it a combine harvester ?


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Posted 02 November 2017 - 12:47 AM

Something with a pushrod engine judging by the amount of money it's costing him to change the belt on his LS400.


Di transit or 200tdi Landy and he could have pushrods and cambelts - unlucky
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Saxo 1.5D

Land Rover 90 2.5 petrol

Honda CB250N super wet dream

 

 

 


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Posted 02 November 2017 - 01:20 AM

Has DW tracked down the infamous Horsey Horseless Maxi diesel?


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Posted 02 November 2017 - 06:52 AM

We are a few hours from reveal. Much as I would have liked a lie in this morning, small children have had other ideas. Gosh I'm tired!

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Posted 02 November 2017 - 07:03 AM

One night of children waking you early ! Sounds like bliss
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Honda Crf250X

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Kawasaki Ke175d

Prilla Pigsasshole 650

Saxo 1.5D

Land Rover 90 2.5 petrol

Honda CB250N super wet dream

 

 

 


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Posted 02 November 2017 - 07:48 AM

Sussex? Is that not Bickle territory? Could make this much more interesting!!
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 some potato headed fanny faced shitberg of a cunt in a silver hatchback

 

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Posted 02 November 2017 - 07:52 AM

What’s been off the road for a few years?

D701SWL, that’s what!
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It always amuses me that e46s vie with the PT Cruiser as the car that's too shit for Autoshite, 

 

 





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