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#31 OFFLINE   SiC

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Posted 01 November 2017 - 02:36 PM

I reckon either another LS400, or something else big engine like a s-class or similar.
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Posted 01 November 2017 - 02:43 PM

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Posted 01 November 2017 - 02:46 PM

Something with pantograph wipers on the front and rear screens and the headlights
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Posted 01 November 2017 - 02:48 PM

Something with pantograph wipers on the front and rear screens and the headlights


Cars have had all of those, but I don't know one that had all of them in one car. That would blow my mind.
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Posted 01 November 2017 - 05:09 PM

are you en route to Sussex yet? I could wave to you as you pass under HandyCross High Wycombeshit on the M40


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Posted 01 November 2017 - 05:27 PM

No...

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Posted 01 November 2017 - 05:37 PM

You'd better not have killed Mason...
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Posted 01 November 2017 - 05:59 PM

I think the book time on an LS400 'belt change was determined without taking a gorilla tightening various bolts into consideration.


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Posted 01 November 2017 - 06:05 PM

No...

 

On no :(

 

Complete tonight or AirBNB?


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Posted 01 November 2017 - 06:07 PM

1960s 2 berth caravan ?


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Posted 01 November 2017 - 06:11 PM

We're almost done. Aux belt, coolant, test by driving 200 miles.
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Posted 01 November 2017 - 06:34 PM

Are we nearly there yet?
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Posted 01 November 2017 - 06:44 PM

I'm gonna be fuming if this build up doesn't end with a ....no wait ..I can't say it in case it actually is and I'll wet my pants if it actually is....dear god I think it might just be...oooh little dribble came out,  must go 


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Posted 01 November 2017 - 06:47 PM

ITS a Glasgow / Edinburgh registered mk6 escort special edition isn't it ? In mint condition , low miles and one owner for 150 quid .
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Brilliant... late in for lunch I fired up an off-brand pot noodle and while carrying it to the lounge successfully spilled it all over myself, burned the piss out of my hand, soaked my phone with the juice, soaked a load of expense receipts I was also carrying and it hit the hall floor and just fucking exploded....it was literally dripping from the ceiling in my newly decorated hallway. The obvious and considered reaction was to throw an immediate, massive paddy and boot the fucker down the hall while screaming, which has made the whole scenario about 18 times worse.


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Posted 01 November 2017 - 06:49 PM

ITS a Glasgow / Edinburgh registered mk6 escort special edition isn't it ? In mint condition , low miles and one owner for 150 quid .


That won't be no good, cos it's in Sussex, or will soon be in Wales. Because it wasnt found for sale 4 miles from its originating dealer it'll be no good
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Posted 01 November 2017 - 06:52 PM

Ahh yes I forgot . Didn't it have to be a choice of two paint codes and shades too

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Brilliant... late in for lunch I fired up an off-brand pot noodle and while carrying it to the lounge successfully spilled it all over myself, burned the piss out of my hand, soaked my phone with the juice, soaked a load of expense receipts I was also carrying and it hit the hall floor and just fucking exploded....it was literally dripping from the ceiling in my newly decorated hallway. The obvious and considered reaction was to throw an immediate, massive paddy and boot the fucker down the hall while screaming, which has made the whole scenario about 18 times worse.


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Posted 01 November 2017 - 06:54 PM

Ahh yes I forgot . Didn't it have to be a choice of two paint codes and shades too


And original number plates and tax disc holder and keyring
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Posted 01 November 2017 - 06:56 PM

Pdi done by a personal friend too




Sorry for the thread derail - as you were
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Brilliant... late in for lunch I fired up an off-brand pot noodle and while carrying it to the lounge successfully spilled it all over myself, burned the piss out of my hand, soaked my phone with the juice, soaked a load of expense receipts I was also carrying and it hit the hall floor and just fucking exploded....it was literally dripping from the ceiling in my newly decorated hallway. The obvious and considered reaction was to throw an immediate, massive paddy and boot the fucker down the hall while screaming, which has made the whole scenario about 18 times worse.


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Posted 01 November 2017 - 09:11 PM

hmmmm having just read the autoteat thread one cant help stroking ones chin thinking is he collectionating an autshitetest veehicule ;-)


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Posted 01 November 2017 - 10:04 PM

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Posted 01 November 2017 - 10:15 PM

Steyr-Puch Haflinger.


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Posted 01 November 2017 - 10:37 PM

Something with a pushrod engine judging by the amount of money it's costing him to change the belt on his LS400.


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Posted 01 November 2017 - 10:54 PM

Sussex has been achieved. Google lied. It's a mere 160 miles from Dudley to here. I love cruise control. You can actually use it at night too. And Radio 2 is MUCH better too.

There was a slight altercation with a Renault Master (not the cool Master) on the M25. He was close enough to leave a mark in the dirt on the passenger door, and push that mirror in.
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Posted 01 November 2017 - 11:04 PM

Is it a combine harvester ?


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Posted 02 November 2017 - 12:47 AM

Something with a pushrod engine judging by the amount of money it's costing him to change the belt on his LS400.


Di transit or 200tdi Landy and he could have pushrods and cambelts - unlucky
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Brilliant... late in for lunch I fired up an off-brand pot noodle and while carrying it to the lounge successfully spilled it all over myself, burned the piss out of my hand, soaked my phone with the juice, soaked a load of expense receipts I was also carrying and it hit the hall floor and just fucking exploded....it was literally dripping from the ceiling in my newly decorated hallway. The obvious and considered reaction was to throw an immediate, massive paddy and boot the fucker down the hall while screaming, which has made the whole scenario about 18 times worse.


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Posted 02 November 2017 - 01:20 AM

Has DW tracked down the infamous Horsey Horseless Maxi diesel?


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Posted 02 November 2017 - 06:52 AM

We are a few hours from reveal. Much as I would have liked a lie in this morning, small children have had other ideas. Gosh I'm tired!

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Posted 02 November 2017 - 07:03 AM

One night of children waking you early ! Sounds like bliss
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Brilliant... late in for lunch I fired up an off-brand pot noodle and while carrying it to the lounge successfully spilled it all over myself, burned the piss out of my hand, soaked my phone with the juice, soaked a load of expense receipts I was also carrying and it hit the hall floor and just fucking exploded....it was literally dripping from the ceiling in my newly decorated hallway. The obvious and considered reaction was to throw an immediate, massive paddy and boot the fucker down the hall while screaming, which has made the whole scenario about 18 times worse.


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Posted 02 November 2017 - 07:48 AM

Sussex? Is that not Bickle territory? Could make this much more interesting!!
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 some potato headed fanny faced shitberg of a cunt in a silver hatchback

 

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Posted 02 November 2017 - 07:52 AM

What’s been off the road for a few years?

D701SWL, that’s what!
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It always amuses me that e46s vie with the PT Cruiser as the car that's too shit for Autoshite, 

 

 






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