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#61 ONLINE   beko1987

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Posted 04 November 2017 - 04:39 PM

Exciting!
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#62 OFFLINE   Bucketeer

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Posted 04 November 2017 - 06:12 PM

A raffle I actually want to win, finally.
Good luck everyone, but especially me.
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#63 OFFLINE   timolloyd

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Posted 04 November 2017 - 06:29 PM

*Pressing refresh every minute*

#64 OFFLINE   SiC

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Posted 04 November 2017 - 06:33 PM

What time is the national lottery tonight?
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My history: 2003 Clio II 1.2 16v (First car), 2003 Honda Civic 3dr 1.7 CTDi (Isuzu lump), 1992 Mazda MX5 1.6, 2005 Mazda RX8 192bhp, 2005 Saab 9-3 1.9TiD 150bhp, 2007 Honda Civic 2.2 CTDi, 2004 Renault Scenic 1.6 Auto (Now Kiltox FiL), 2004 Saab 9-5 2.3t (Now Hooli), 2004 Smart Roadster 80bhp
Wife history (that she used/owned but I had frequent use of): 2002 Renault Clio II 1.2 16v (Billabong!), 2006 Mazda MX5 1.8, 2004 VW Golf 1.6 FSI, 2005 Renault Scenic II 2.0 (went bad from the drive back when buying it!), 2002 Vauxhall Astra 1.6 16v (now phil_lihp ex-colleague), 2005 Renault Laguna II v6 (Now angle)

#65 OFFLINE   twosmoke300

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Posted 04 November 2017 - 06:38 PM

I'm getting rofflers remorse already
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#66 OFFLINE   Saabnut

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Posted 04 November 2017 - 07:42 PM

Please don't let it be me!


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#67 OFFLINE   SiC

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Posted 04 November 2017 - 08:36 PM

Congrats castro_bros! Worthy winner given the number of tickets you bought. ;)
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1974 MGB GT - A stereotypical classic car.
2007 Honda Civic EX CTDi - The reliable runner that is like the family pet.
2010 Aldi A4 - Owned to placate the wife on my crap buying


My history: 2003 Clio II 1.2 16v (First car), 2003 Honda Civic 3dr 1.7 CTDi (Isuzu lump), 1992 Mazda MX5 1.6, 2005 Mazda RX8 192bhp, 2005 Saab 9-3 1.9TiD 150bhp, 2007 Honda Civic 2.2 CTDi, 2004 Renault Scenic 1.6 Auto (Now Kiltox FiL), 2004 Saab 9-5 2.3t (Now Hooli), 2004 Smart Roadster 80bhp
Wife history (that she used/owned but I had frequent use of): 2002 Renault Clio II 1.2 16v (Billabong!), 2006 Mazda MX5 1.8, 2004 VW Golf 1.6 FSI, 2005 Renault Scenic II 2.0 (went bad from the drive back when buying it!), 2002 Vauxhall Astra 1.6 16v (now phil_lihp ex-colleague), 2005 Renault Laguna II v6 (Now angle)

#68 ONLINE   The Moog

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Posted 04 November 2017 - 08:39 PM

Phew....
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#69 OFFLINE   eddyramrod

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Posted 04 November 2017 - 08:42 PM

Thank goodness!

 

Er... oh bugger. or something like that.


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#70 OFFLINE   Saabnut

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Posted 04 November 2017 - 08:43 PM

Thank fuck for that I am very disappointed!



#71 OFFLINE   twosmoke300

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Posted 04 November 2017 - 08:43 PM

Thank god

Skoda Octavia 1.9tdi - the boring modern 

Fiat Ducato 2009 l3h2

Honda Crf250X

Suzuki TS50x

Kawasaki Ke175d

Prilla Pigsasshole 650

Saxo 1.5D

Land Rover 90 2.5 petrol

Vectra B 2.2 CDX estate 

 

 

 


#72 OFFLINE   Dick Longbridge

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Posted 04 November 2017 - 08:50 PM

Thank god


I just said exactly the same thing. Cornwall is too bloody far from everywhere.

#73 OFFLINE   SiC

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Posted 04 November 2017 - 08:52 PM

I really wanted this one. Would have made a great WBoD and for annoying my grumpy neighbour.
Current Fleet:
1974 MGB GT - A stereotypical classic car.
2007 Honda Civic EX CTDi - The reliable runner that is like the family pet.
2010 Aldi A4 - Owned to placate the wife on my crap buying


My history: 2003 Clio II 1.2 16v (First car), 2003 Honda Civic 3dr 1.7 CTDi (Isuzu lump), 1992 Mazda MX5 1.6, 2005 Mazda RX8 192bhp, 2005 Saab 9-3 1.9TiD 150bhp, 2007 Honda Civic 2.2 CTDi, 2004 Renault Scenic 1.6 Auto (Now Kiltox FiL), 2004 Saab 9-5 2.3t (Now Hooli), 2004 Smart Roadster 80bhp
Wife history (that she used/owned but I had frequent use of): 2002 Renault Clio II 1.2 16v (Billabong!), 2006 Mazda MX5 1.8, 2004 VW Golf 1.6 FSI, 2005 Renault Scenic II 2.0 (went bad from the drive back when buying it!), 2002 Vauxhall Astra 1.6 16v (now phil_lihp ex-colleague), 2005 Renault Laguna II v6 (Now angle)

#74 ONLINE   beko1987

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Posted 04 November 2017 - 08:52 PM

Ha! Nice one! Was just wondering when the draw was, then had the awful realization that amys in a foul mood tonight so I couldn't get excited even if I won
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Posted 04 November 2017 - 08:55 PM

Balls

Fortune vomits on my eiderdown once again.

 

Well done Castros_Bro


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#76 OFFLINE   castros_bro

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Posted 04 November 2017 - 09:10 PM

I pop out to see the Chiddingfold fireworks and,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


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#77 OFFLINE   mitsisigma01

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Posted 05 November 2017 - 03:55 PM

Well done Castro , I used to to have the 86 Daihatsu Cuore version , great for honing around in and almost teetotal on the petroleum

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Posted 05 November 2017 - 04:57 PM

 Haven’t collected it yet but juggling a Caen ferry booking vs work  end of Nov beginning of Dec then South past the Pyrenees to have a look at

 

http://www.chavetejo...-with-old-well/

 

and several other similar but cheaper sheds 

 

WCPGW ?

 

 

Flight back is 45 GBP with a stop off in Barcelona so may park it in a backstreet in Porto with one of these to keep it company till it's needed again.

 

https://www.maplin.c...wE&gclsrc=aw.ds

 

 

Otherwise the Tangier ferry helpfully/unhelpfully*   lists  Perodua Nipper on it's booking page.



#79 OFFLINE   Talbot

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Posted 05 November 2017 - 09:18 PM

I pop out to see the Chiddingfold fireworks and,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


Ooh.. someone localz to me. Been to chiddingfold fireworks many times in the past.
Too busy now though. Was getting really rather dangerous a few years ago.
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#80 OFFLINE   Coprolalia

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Posted 06 November 2017 - 02:11 PM

And me, Chid fireworks was a regular, along with Wisborough/ Kirdford. Many a pint in The Crown or the Cricks.

Anyone frequent Northchapel steam?
Legasoil96 on here is also local, his old man can be found hauling shite about in/on even older shite.
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#81 OFFLINE   mitsisigma01

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Posted 07 November 2017 - 01:20 AM

I used to live in Wisborough Green but now moved to the big town Horsham
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#82 OFFLINE   castros_bro

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Posted 12 November 2017 - 05:35 PM

Now the proud owner of this...........................

 

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#83 OFFLINE   pandamonium

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Posted 16 November 2017 - 05:01 PM

How is it? I never actually got chance to drive it.

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#84 OFFLINE   Christine

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Posted 16 November 2017 - 05:03 PM

I like the seats



#85 OFFLINE   castros_bro

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Posted 16 November 2017 - 05:25 PM

The seats are made of buckets with the padding removed along with the headlining,  thus, a tall person can sit in the driving place. The radio front is now held on with gaffer tape. Everything else is wonderful, the front suspension lacks boingeness  so pointing the rollerskate's steering and applying the fast peddle makes the front go surprisingly quickly in the chosen direction and all the rest (which is almost weightless) just follows with chuckable boingeness.  A very capable vehicle but runs out of puff about 60 with a possible 75 achieved sometime later on. Already had  2 enquiries asking to if it was for sale and I said No No No.


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#86 OFFLINE   mitsisigma01

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Posted 12 December 2017 - 06:53 PM

My old Cuore/Domino used to show an indicated 100 , I doubt it was but but it was freakishly fast and used to catch all the repmobiles slowing for corners/roundabouts, rollerskate would go hooning past them on the brakes .
I most definitely would have another but put anti freeze in the next one !





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