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#61 OFFLINE   beko1987

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Posted 04 November 2017 - 04:39 PM

Exciting!
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Posted 04 November 2017 - 06:12 PM

A raffle I actually want to win, finally.
Good luck everyone, but especially me.
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Posted 04 November 2017 - 06:29 PM

*Pressing refresh every minute*

#64 OFFLINE   SiC

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Posted 04 November 2017 - 06:33 PM

What time is the national lottery tonight?
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#65 ONLINE   twosmoke300

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Posted 04 November 2017 - 06:38 PM

I'm getting rofflers remorse already
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One of the funniest things ive read on here - RIP Dave

 

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Brilliant... late in for lunch I fired up an off-brand pot noodle and while carrying it to the lounge successfully spilled it all over myself, burned the piss out of my hand, soaked my phone with the juice, soaked a load of expense receipts I was also carrying and it hit the hall floor and just fucking exploded....it was literally dripping from the ceiling in my newly decorated hallway. The obvious and considered reaction was to throw an immediate, massive paddy and boot the fucker down the hall while screaming, which has made the whole scenario about 18 times worse.


#66 OFFLINE   Saabnut

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Posted 04 November 2017 - 07:42 PM

Please don't let it be me!


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#67 OFFLINE   SiC

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Posted 04 November 2017 - 08:36 PM

Congrats castro_bros! Worthy winner given the number of tickets you bought. ;)
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Posted 04 November 2017 - 08:39 PM

Phew....

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Posted 04 November 2017 - 08:42 PM

Thank goodness!

 

Er... oh bugger. or something like that.


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Posted 04 November 2017 - 08:43 PM

Thank fuck for that I am very disappointed!



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Posted 04 November 2017 - 08:43 PM

Thank god

One of the funniest things ive read on here - RIP Dave

 

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Brilliant... late in for lunch I fired up an off-brand pot noodle and while carrying it to the lounge successfully spilled it all over myself, burned the piss out of my hand, soaked my phone with the juice, soaked a load of expense receipts I was also carrying and it hit the hall floor and just fucking exploded....it was literally dripping from the ceiling in my newly decorated hallway. The obvious and considered reaction was to throw an immediate, massive paddy and boot the fucker down the hall while screaming, which has made the whole scenario about 18 times worse.


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Posted 04 November 2017 - 08:50 PM

Thank god


I just said exactly the same thing. Cornwall is too bloody far from everywhere.
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#73 OFFLINE   SiC

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Posted 04 November 2017 - 08:52 PM

I really wanted this one. Would have made a great WBoD and for annoying my grumpy neighbour.
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#74 OFFLINE   beko1987

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Posted 04 November 2017 - 08:52 PM

Ha! Nice one! Was just wondering when the draw was, then had the awful realization that amys in a foul mood tonight so I couldn't get excited even if I won
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Posted 04 November 2017 - 08:55 PM

Balls

Fortune vomits on my eiderdown once again.

 

Well done Castros_Bro


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#76 OFFLINE   castros_bro

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Posted 04 November 2017 - 09:10 PM

I pop out to see the Chiddingfold fireworks and,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


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#77 OFFLINE   mitsisigma01

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Posted 05 November 2017 - 03:55 PM

Well done Castro , I used to to have the 86 Daihatsu Cuore version , great for honing around in and almost teetotal on the petroleum

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Posted 05 November 2017 - 04:57 PM

 Haven’t collected it yet but juggling a Caen ferry booking vs work  end of Nov beginning of Dec then South past the Pyrenees to have a look at

 

http://www.chavetejo...-with-old-well/

 

and several other similar but cheaper sheds 

 

WCPGW ?

 

 

Flight back is 45 GBP with a stop off in Barcelona so may park it in a backstreet in Porto with one of these to keep it company till it's needed again.

 

https://www.maplin.c...wE&gclsrc=aw.ds

 

 

Otherwise the Tangier ferry helpfully/unhelpfully*   lists  Perodua Nipper on it's booking page.



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Posted 05 November 2017 - 09:18 PM

I pop out to see the Chiddingfold fireworks and,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


Ooh.. someone localz to me. Been to chiddingfold fireworks many times in the past.
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Posted 06 November 2017 - 02:11 PM

And me, Chid fireworks was a regular, along with Wisborough/ Kirdford. Many a pint in The Crown or the Cricks.

Anyone frequent Northchapel steam?
Legasoil96 on here is also local, his old man can be found hauling shite about in/on even older shite.
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Posted 07 November 2017 - 01:20 AM

I used to live in Wisborough Green but now moved to the big town Horsham
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#82 OFFLINE   castros_bro

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Posted 12 November 2017 - 05:35 PM

Now the proud owner of this...........................

 

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Posted 16 November 2017 - 05:01 PM

How is it? I never actually got chance to drive it.

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Posted 16 November 2017 - 05:03 PM

I like the seats


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Posted 16 November 2017 - 05:25 PM

The seats are made of buckets with the padding removed along with the headlining,  thus, a tall person can sit in the driving place. The radio front is now held on with gaffer tape. Everything else is wonderful, the front suspension lacks boingeness  so pointing the rollerskate's steering and applying the fast peddle makes the front go surprisingly quickly in the chosen direction and all the rest (which is almost weightless) just follows with chuckable boingeness.  A very capable vehicle but runs out of puff about 60 with a possible 75 achieved sometime later on. Already had  2 enquiries asking to if it was for sale and I said No No No.


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Posted 12 December 2017 - 06:53 PM

My old Cuore/Domino used to show an indicated 100 , I doubt it was but but it was freakishly fast and used to catch all the repmobiles slowing for corners/roundabouts, rollerskate would go hooning past them on the brakes .
I most definitely would have another but put anti freeze in the next one !





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