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#31 OFFLINE   beko1987

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Posted 01 November 2017 - 04:32 PM

Not too good if you're over six feet


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#32 OFFLINE   pandamonium

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Posted 01 November 2017 - 04:50 PM

Does this drive alright? 180 for an outright buy sounds cheap, but the word 'coilovers' sends a shiver, I just associate them with one-time blue forumers who think 'suspension is for losers' and other sticker-friendly catchphrases.

 

Yeah, it drives fine, and suspension is stock height. No idea why they are on there, perhaps they were cheaper than standard ones? 


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#33 OFFLINE   timolloyd

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Posted 01 November 2017 - 06:00 PM

I'll take a random please

#34 OFFLINE   pandamonium

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Posted 01 November 2017 - 07:31 PM

List updated 2 numbers left! I might take these myself if nobody objects, being as it isn't my car?

 

Payment to ajsdesignsuk at the gee mail dot comes please.

 

Hopefully for Saturday draw so don't make me chase you for payment (I'm an ex-debt collector...) 


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#35 OFFLINE   pandamonium

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Posted 01 November 2017 - 07:35 PM

Hope everyone doesn't mind, but there is still a perspex window on one side... 


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Posted 01 November 2017 - 07:37 PM

Paid

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Posted 01 November 2017 - 07:38 PM

Hope everyone doesn't mind, but there is still a perspex window on one side...


Now you tell us lol! Not sure much more can be expected from a car at this price!

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Posted 01 November 2017 - 07:43 PM

Not done a roffle in a while Stick me on for the remaining two.
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Posted 01 November 2017 - 07:43 PM

Paid!
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Posted 01 November 2017 - 07:45 PM

Hope everyone doesn't mind, but there is still a perspex window on one side... 

 

Which side? I don't really mind but the missus needs an opening drivers window for smoking purposes.

 

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Posted 01 November 2017 - 08:22 PM

Drivers side. 


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Posted 01 November 2017 - 08:41 PM

Paid.
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#43 OFFLINE   beko1987

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Posted 01 November 2017 - 08:42 PM

Drivers side.


Does it have an ashtray for the 1/59 chance I win?
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Posted 01 November 2017 - 10:12 PM

It may be worth pinging out a pm to everyone who has asked for tickets, asking for payment (and sticking your e mail in that, rather than a public thread).
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Posted 01 November 2017 - 10:29 PM

Paided I hope



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Posted 02 November 2017 - 07:50 AM

All paid


One of the funniest things ive read on here - RIP Dave

 

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Brilliant... late in for lunch I fired up an off-brand pot noodle and while carrying it to the lounge successfully spilled it all over myself, burned the piss out of my hand, soaked my phone with the juice, soaked a load of expense receipts I was also carrying and it hit the hall floor and just fucking exploded....it was literally dripping from the ceiling in my newly decorated hallway. The obvious and considered reaction was to throw an immediate, massive paddy and boot the fucker down the hall while screaming, which has made the whole scenario about 18 times worse.


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Posted 02 November 2017 - 08:22 AM

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#48 OFFLINE   beko1987

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Posted 02 November 2017 - 08:54 AM

Wonder who that could be from?
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Posted 02 November 2017 - 09:24 AM

Paid.



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Posted 02 November 2017 - 10:28 AM

Paid innit bruv

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Posted 02 November 2017 - 10:39 AM

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Posted 02 November 2017 - 12:07 PM

What are the payment details?
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Posted 02 November 2017 - 12:28 PM

"Payment to ajsdesignsuk at the gee mail dot comes please."

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Posted 02 November 2017 - 07:11 PM

"Has it stopped leaking yet? If not here is something for the cream and towards the bus fare to the Doctors. Although with that seepage I would perhaps suggest a vet might be more applicable. Here's hoping to a cessation of moistness. Kind regards The moog"


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Posted 02 November 2017 - 07:11 PM

5 persons left to pay... 

 

Draw will be Saturday.


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Posted 03 November 2017 - 10:03 AM

5 persons left to pay... 

 

Draw will be Saturday.

This - sorry only got the message later on yesterday and only had my tablet with me which is w*nk for paypal - all done now.


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Posted 03 November 2017 - 11:46 AM

Also paid :)


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Posted 03 November 2017 - 12:03 PM

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Posted 04 November 2017 - 03:32 PM

All paid, draw in a few hours! 


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Posted 04 November 2017 - 04:35 PM

Woo feckin hooo

One of the funniest things ive read on here - RIP Dave

 

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Brilliant... late in for lunch I fired up an off-brand pot noodle and while carrying it to the lounge successfully spilled it all over myself, burned the piss out of my hand, soaked my phone with the juice, soaked a load of expense receipts I was also carrying and it hit the hall floor and just fucking exploded....it was literally dripping from the ceiling in my newly decorated hallway. The obvious and considered reaction was to throw an immediate, massive paddy and boot the fucker down the hall while screaming, which has made the whole scenario about 18 times worse.






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