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#31 OFFLINE   Carlosfandango

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Posted 07 November 2017 - 11:02 PM

Balls.
There's a heap of water between us and a greedy bastard government that wants to suck import duties off me if I bought this.
They really are quite rare over here now, I had a few of them when I was younger and always thought they were cracking cars. This looks like a nice one - they tend to have a nicer spec in the UK than here. If that was an original Irish car it would have keep fit windows and deck chairs for seats.
Roffle?
It would be my first but I'll take three randoms.

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#32 OFFLINE   320touring

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Posted 07 November 2017 - 11:08 PM

Balls.
There's a heap of water between us and a greedy bastard government that wants to suck import duties off me if I bought this.
They really are quite rare over here now, I had a few of them when I was younger and always thought they were cracking cars. This looks like a nice one - they tend to have a nicer spec in the UK than here. If that was an original Irish car it would have keep fit windows and deck chairs for seats.
Roffle?
It would be my first but I'll take three ransoms.

CFD

I'd rather not raffle TBH, but I am open to reasonable offers:)


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#33 OFFLINE   The Reverend Bluejeans

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Posted 08 November 2017 - 03:23 PM

If that was an Irish car it would have keep fit windows and deck chairs for seats and a late sixties Perkins diesel.
Roffle?


 


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#34 OFFLINE   320touring

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Posted 10 November 2017 - 10:30 AM

Anyone want to make me an offer on this? Fixed Clio means I shall have recourse to more glf
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#35 OFFLINE   Split_Pin

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Posted 10 November 2017 - 10:41 AM

I know you probs still dont want to raffle however I would buy a brace of tickets if you did.....

#36 OFFLINE   CreepingJesus

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Posted 10 November 2017 - 11:31 AM

Haud that thought... if it turns out the Emo Bricks head's cooked, I'll have to park it on the neighbour's drive...

Let you know in a few hours.

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#37 OFFLINE   320touring

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Posted 10 November 2017 - 12:08 PM

Haud that thought... if it turns out the Emo Bricks head's cooked, I'll have to park it on the neighbour's drive...

Let you know in a few hours.


Nae problem
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#38 OFFLINE   320touring

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Posted 12 November 2017 - 08:32 PM

I have now acquired 4 good 16" tyres for this - so car can come with 2 sets of wheels or I can get the tyres put onto the sports wheels.
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#39 OFFLINE   320touring

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Posted 20 November 2017 - 12:13 PM

Due to the fact the new clio needs only minimal repairs for an MOT, its time to clear a space for it on fleet.

 

anyone want to turn up with £575 and take this away?


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#40 OFFLINE   320touring

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Posted 25 November 2017 - 08:24 AM

Really must go, £500 buys it, or £8.50 a ticket roffletiemz
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#41 OFFLINE   Split_Pin

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Posted 25 November 2017 - 09:48 AM

2 tickets please!

#42 OFFLINE   The Moog

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Posted 25 November 2017 - 10:53 AM

Ohhh 3 tickets please

2000 - Ford Poo ma 
2003 - Getz 


#43 OFFLINE   Tickman

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Posted 25 November 2017 - 12:05 PM

Number 13 and 24 please


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#44 OFFLINE   Tayne

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Posted 25 November 2017 - 12:15 PM

Number five please

It always amuses me that e46s vie with the PT Cruiser as the car that's too shit for Autoshite, 

 

 


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Posted 25 November 2017 - 01:10 PM

12 and 8 for me plz

#46 OFFLINE   CreepingJesus

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Posted 25 November 2017 - 03:22 PM

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#47 OFFLINE   sporty-shite

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Posted 25 November 2017 - 04:26 PM

Number 19 please.

 some potato headed fanny faced shitberg of a cunt in a silver hatchback

 

#48 OFFLINE   320touring

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Posted 01 December 2017 - 03:24 PM

£8.50 a ticket (57/59 sold)

1. BavarianRetro
2. Cort16
3. Carlosfandango
4. blakey79
5. Tayne
6. Bramz7
7. Purplebargeken
8. IainL
9. Nebuchenezer
10. The Moog
11. Captain Calzone
12. IainL
13. Tickman
14. Purplebargeken
15. seacow
16. Dave_Q
17. Nebuchenezer
18. Purplebargeken
19. Sporty-Shite
20. The Reverend Bluejeans
21. Chatsharris
22. Captain Calzone
23. Sphession
24. Tickman
25. Cort16
26. Sealtainn
27. 3VOM
28. Gadgetgricey
29. Sphession
30.
31. The Moog
32. RobT
33. Stillorange
34. Flat4
35. Danterzza
36. Carlosfandango
37. Fatharris
38. Insideimsmiling
39. BavarianRetro
40. Cheezy
41. GM
42. Chatsharris
43. seacow
44. Creeping Jesus
45. Cavcraft
46. Nebuchenezer
47. Sealtainn
48. Jasoli
49. SRi05
50. Stillorange
51. Cavcraft
52. Pandamonium
53.
54. Fatharris
55. The Moog
56. Nebuchenezer
57. Loserone
58. Sporty-Shite
59. BavarianRetro


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#49 OFFLINE   Dave_Q

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Posted 01 December 2017 - 03:27 PM

Number 16 pls.

2004 Citroen C8 Exclusive HDi

Assorted 2 wheel shite, motor and pedal powered


#50 OFFLINE   cort16

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Posted 01 December 2017 - 04:00 PM

25 please

I estimate this car needs £3000 maybe £4000 spending on it to get it rite and when this is done it will be wotrth about £1500!!


#51 OFFLINE   BavarianRetro

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Posted 01 December 2017 - 04:05 PM

Local. BMW. Really should. 1 and 59 please.

#52 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 01 December 2017 - 04:23 PM

51 and 45 please
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#53 OFFLINE   Danterzza

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Posted 01 December 2017 - 04:29 PM

One random for me please mate.



#54 OFFLINE   Jazoli

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Posted 01 December 2017 - 04:39 PM

A random for me please

sigs are shit, wgaf?


#55 OFFLINE   320touring

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Posted 01 December 2017 - 06:49 PM

All added cheers chaps
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#56 ONLINE   Cheezey

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Posted 01 December 2017 - 09:39 PM

I'll have a random please.

#57 OFFLINE   purplebargeken

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Posted 01 December 2017 - 09:45 PM

Nnnnnnnnnnnnnn


Hyundai i10 auto - white goods shite

Rover 75 1.8 auto - wafty kettle

Ford Galaxy - big red shite with added space

Triumph Toledo - 2.0 for added sleeper shite

Triumph Dolomite 1850 auto - crusty shite


#58 OFFLINE   chatsharris

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Posted 02 December 2017 - 09:18 AM

I'll take a couple.

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#59 OFFLINE   captaincalzone

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Posted 02 December 2017 - 09:40 AM

11 and 22 please!


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#60 OFFLINE   320touring

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Posted 02 December 2017 - 09:52 AM

All updated thanks

Ken are you wanting a ticket?
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