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For sale / ROFFLE BMW E36 320I Sold Out - Please Pay!

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#1 OFFLINE   320touring

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Posted 22 October 2017 - 05:09 PM

** NOW Roffling**

Hello,

Time to put this one up for sale.

150k miles

Good Points
MOT FEB 18
Excellent engine and gearbox (switchable auto)
Fitted with sports leather interior in decent condition
Working Cruise control
Arm rest
16" sports wheels x5
Bodywork in decent condition
Recently serviced (Sept 17)
Can come with some spares


Gets 36mpg on a run at 70, and has been doing 31-32mpg on my commute (a mix of motorway and gridlocked town driving)

The m50b20 pulls well, and the gearbox shifts cleanly, with double kickdown working faultlessly

Issues
Drivers window doesn't work (suspect motor)
Bonnet difficult to open
Tyres needed soon
Rear arches have surface rust as per pics
Bodywork has occasional dings and dents/scrapes

Overall it's a fairly clean, solid E36 that hasn't been #driftyo'd. Sports leather, Cruise and an armrest mean it's a lovely mile muncher, with a pleasant 6pot soundtrack.

I'm after £500 ono, and would consider part ex/swap for something interesting or frugal:)

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Posted 22 October 2017 - 05:17 PM

Definition of interesting re: swappage?


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Posted 22 October 2017 - 05:29 PM

F*ck me, vicar, that's a lovely motor. 


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Posted 22 October 2017 - 05:29 PM

Definition of interesting re: swappage?


Tell me what you have and I'll tell you if I'm interested;)
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Posted 22 October 2017 - 06:00 PM

Ah man. Will you stop with the 'selling stuff I'd like to own' thing please? I think two cars from you (indirectly) in a year is enough.


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#6 OFFLINE   purplebargeken

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Posted 22 October 2017 - 06:05 PM

Tell me what you have and I'll tell you if I'm interested;) 

 

lol

 

Not a lot nowadays.


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Posted 22 October 2017 - 06:06 PM

Ah man. Will you stop with the 'selling stuff I'd like to own' thing please? I think two cars from you (indirectly) in a year is enough.


Apologies. I'll get a leaf next..
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Posted 22 October 2017 - 06:10 PM

That's lovely! Although I was reducing numbers with the merc sale, a swappage for this would have been very tempting my end!
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Posted 22 October 2017 - 06:17 PM

That's lovely! Although I was reducing numbers with the merc sale, a swappage for this would have been very tempting my end!


I did try to buy the merc:)
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Posted 22 October 2017 - 07:42 PM

A week too late.

 

If only................


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Posted 23 October 2017 - 03:17 PM

You actually have a PM Sir....


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Posted 23 October 2017 - 03:42 PM

Returned, ta
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Posted 26 October 2017 - 06:51 PM

It is a lovely car and made me think twice about beemers.
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Posted 26 October 2017 - 07:13 PM

If I could source a good home for the Megane I would buy this fo' sho'.

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Posted 28 October 2017 - 07:26 PM

What the location of this out of interest? :)


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Posted 28 October 2017 - 07:28 PM

What the location of this out of interest? :)


It is currently located near Glasgow, but I have the means to get it as far as Leeds if needed:)
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Posted 29 October 2017 - 10:03 PM

WANT - but cannot afford and do not need. However the E36 coupe is in my view one of the most attractive Beemers made.
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Posted 30 October 2017 - 11:50 AM

I've just moved one on. Couldn't resist a completely rust free and original 323i Auto Coupe for a couple of hundred quid last weekend but with a misfire. Thought back to my 'I can't be arsed with this anymore' feelings a month ago, took the engine and box out and sold the rolling shell for £450 to a lad who's rebuilding a fucked rotten 328i Sport with it. Engine stripped (damaged piston) and all the bits on Evilbay as well as the box. It had only done 90'000 and the underside was like a three year old, not seen one like this for yonks.

 

They were a great car and so much better than what came after. But they're still firmly in the council modded slammed drift stance yo phase and hundreds are being ruined every year. A really lovely 316i Coupe in white and with 80k and zero rust is being stripped and built into a drift car this month. :-( They're already a rare sight in breakers now whilst there seems to be a  factory somewhere pumping out thousands of fucked rusty generally rubbish E46's every week to keep scrapyards and Ebay topped up with the hateful things.


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Posted 31 October 2017 - 07:05 AM

It's true. E36s are virtually non existent. Up here the drifters smashed them all into the wall at Driftland.
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Posted 06 November 2017 - 11:26 PM

No one interested in this?

 

Nowt but scumtree messers so far outside this site:(


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Posted 07 November 2017 - 12:19 AM

Welcome to the world of selling E36’s. Good luck with a 320i Auto.

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Posted 07 November 2017 - 12:44 AM

SWOP 4 KEN'S TRUMP 1300?

 

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Posted 07 November 2017 - 11:57 AM

Nice car that is, at least being the auto it will have escaped the drifting boy racer crowd. Like you say it would make a great cruiser.

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Posted 07 November 2017 - 03:32 PM

Have you tried Autotrader? 

 

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Posted 07 November 2017 - 04:12 PM

How do you open and close the drivers door if the window doesn't work?
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Posted 07 November 2017 - 04:29 PM

How do you open and close the drivers door if the window doesn't work?


By unlocking it and using the handle- it just doesn't drop a small amount. It causes no problem to access:)
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Posted 07 November 2017 - 04:34 PM

By unlocking it and using the handle- it just doesn't drop a small amount. It causes no problem to access:)


Does it still seal OK?
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Posted 07 November 2017 - 04:47 PM

Does it still seal OK?


Seems to. Certainly watertight, get a bit of wind noise above 70 - sorting the motor would solve the lack of drop.
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Posted 07 November 2017 - 07:42 PM

Have you tried Autotrader? 

 

Free for cars under £a bag, had success there with my Vespa and a man is coming tonight to (hopefully/probably) buy my Alfa...

 

Autotrader update: Alfa sold to nice man for £20 less than my (optimistic) asking price!


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Posted 07 November 2017 - 10:50 PM

Autotrader update: Alfa sold to nice man for £20 less than my (optimistic) asking price!

I've had it up on Auto Trader - no bites.

 

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