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For sale / ROFFLE BMW E36 320I AUTO Coupe, MOT FEB 18 reduced! £500

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#31 OFFLINE   Carlosfandango

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Posted 07 November 2017 - 11:02 PM

Balls.
There's a heap of water between us and a greedy bastard government that wants to suck import duties off me if I bought this.
They really are quite rare over here now, I had a few of them when I was younger and always thought they were cracking cars. This looks like a nice one - they tend to have a nicer spec in the UK than here. If that was an original Irish car it would have keep fit windows and deck chairs for seats.
Roffle?
It would be my first but I'll take three randoms.

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Posted 07 November 2017 - 11:08 PM

Balls.
There's a heap of water between us and a greedy bastard government that wants to suck import duties off me if I bought this.
They really are quite rare over here now, I had a few of them when I was younger and always thought they were cracking cars. This looks like a nice one - they tend to have a nicer spec in the UK than here. If that was an original Irish car it would have keep fit windows and deck chairs for seats.
Roffle?
It would be my first but I'll take three ransoms.

CFD

I'd rather not raffle TBH, but I am open to reasonable offers:)


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#33 OFFLINE   The Reverend Bluejeans

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Posted 08 November 2017 - 03:23 PM

If that was an Irish car it would have keep fit windows and deck chairs for seats and a late sixties Perkins diesel.
Roffle?


 


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#34 ONLINE   320touring

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Posted 10 November 2017 - 10:30 AM

Anyone want to make me an offer on this? Fixed Clio means I shall have recourse to more glf
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#35 OFFLINE   IainL

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Posted 10 November 2017 - 10:41 AM

I know you probs still dont want to raffle however I would buy a brace of tickets if you did.....

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#36 OFFLINE   CreepingJesus

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Posted 10 November 2017 - 11:31 AM

Haud that thought... if it turns out the Emo Bricks head's cooked, I'll have to park it on the neighbour's drive...

Let you know in a few hours.

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Posted 10 November 2017 - 12:08 PM

Haud that thought... if it turns out the Emo Bricks head's cooked, I'll have to park it on the neighbour's drive...

Let you know in a few hours.


Nae problem
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Posted 12 November 2017 - 08:32 PM

I have now acquired 4 good 16" tyres for this - so car can come with 2 sets of wheels or I can get the tyres put onto the sports wheels.
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#39 ONLINE   320touring

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Posted 20 November 2017 - 12:13 PM

Due to the fact the new clio needs only minimal repairs for an MOT, its time to clear a space for it on fleet.

 

anyone want to turn up with £575 and take this away?


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#40 ONLINE   320touring

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Posted 25 November 2017 - 08:24 AM

Really must go, £500 buys it, or £8.50 a ticket roffletiemz
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Posted 25 November 2017 - 09:48 AM

2 tickets please!

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Posted 25 November 2017 - 10:53 AM

Ohhh 3 tickets please

2000 - Ford Poo ma 
2003 - Getz 


#43 OFFLINE   Tickman

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Posted 25 November 2017 - 12:05 PM

Number 13 and 24 please


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Posted 25 November 2017 - 12:15 PM

Number five please

It always amuses me that e46s vie with the PT Cruiser as the car that's too shit for Autoshite, 

 

 


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Posted 25 November 2017 - 01:10 PM

12 and 8 for me plz

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#46 OFFLINE   CreepingJesus

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Posted 25 November 2017 - 03:22 PM

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Posted 25 November 2017 - 04:26 PM

Number 19 please.

 some potato headed fanny faced shitberg of a cunt in a silver hatchback

 

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Posted 01 December 2017 - 03:24 PM

£8.50 a ticket (37/59 sold)

1. BavarianRetro
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3. Carlosfandango
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5. Tayne
6. Bramz7
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8. IainL
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10. The Moog
11. Captain Calzone
12. IainL
13. Tickman
14. Purplebargeken
15. seacow
16. Dave_Q
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18.
19. Sporty-Shite
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21. Chatsharris
22. Captain Calzone
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24. Tickman
25. Cort16
26. Sealtainn
27. 3VOM
28. Gadgetgricey
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31. The Moog
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33. Stillorange
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35. Danterzza
36. Carlosfandango
37. Fatharris
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39.
40. Cheezy
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42. Chatsharris
43. seacow
44. Creeping Jesus
45. Cavcraft
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47. Sealtainn
48. Jasoli
49.
50. Stillorange
51. Cavcraft
52. Pandamonium
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54.
55. The Moog
56.
57. Loserone
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59. BavarianRetro
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Posted 01 December 2017 - 03:27 PM

Number 16 pls.

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Posted 01 December 2017 - 04:00 PM

25 please

I estimate this car needs £3000 maybe £4000 spending on it to get it rite and when this is done it will be wotrth about £1500!!


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Posted 01 December 2017 - 04:05 PM

Local. BMW. Really should. 1 and 59 please.

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Posted 01 December 2017 - 04:23 PM

51 and 45 please
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Posted 01 December 2017 - 04:29 PM

One random for me please mate.



#54 OFFLINE   Jazoli

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Posted 01 December 2017 - 04:39 PM

A random for me please

sigs are shit, wgaf?


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Posted 01 December 2017 - 06:49 PM

All added cheers chaps
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#56 OFFLINE   Cheezey

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Posted 01 December 2017 - 09:39 PM

I'll have a random please.

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Posted 01 December 2017 - 09:45 PM

Nnnnnnnnnnnnnn



#58 OFFLINE   chatsharris

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Posted 02 December 2017 - 09:18 AM

I'll take a couple.

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Posted 02 December 2017 - 09:40 AM

11 and 22 please!


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Posted 02 December 2017 - 09:52 AM

All updated thanks

Ken are you wanting a ticket?
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