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#1 OFFLINE   Bucketeer

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Posted 13 October 2017 - 09:26 AM

Because it's my special day I am allowed two cars AND some Lego in my pre-collection bath.

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#2 OFFLINE   Split_Pin

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Posted 13 October 2017 - 09:35 AM

My life is Lego sometimes. My 4 year old loves building Robot Wars with it and I have some sets of my own!
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#3 OFFLINE   Heidel_Kakao

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Posted 13 October 2017 - 09:58 AM

I hope it is all Lego and none of those evil Mega Bloks.


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Posted 13 October 2017 - 10:00 AM

Our bath was frequently a Lego vehicle racetrack! Then I turned 30.
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#5 OFFLINE   Bucketeer

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Posted 13 October 2017 - 10:07 AM

Lego bath time was cut short by a child wanting a dump. Mood killer.
I'm collating my collection kit essentials now.

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Wood chisel, apple, broken pogo stick and a box of luck. I feel like I'm forgetting something . . .
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#6 OFFLINE   Bucketeer

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Posted 13 October 2017 - 10:35 AM

Pre-flight checks on the girlfriend's sticky kid bus before we set off.

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Dog sick - CHECK

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Bag of mouldy half eaten MacDonald's - CHECK

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Half a bottle of cider - CHECK

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Just flipping eurghh - CHECK

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Good to go.
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#7 OFFLINE   Split_Pin

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Posted 13 October 2017 - 11:04 AM

My Megane was exactly like that when I bought it. I was wretching as I was cleaning it for the first time.
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Posted 13 October 2017 - 11:17 AM

I've tried cleaning it before but I'd need to dedicate myself solely and entirely to that one task 24hrs a day if I wanted to keep up with the amazing rate at which kids can create filth.
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Posted 13 October 2017 - 11:20 AM

Eurgh, thats a lot like our lasses car TBH. I cleaned it out for her last year and found a pile of dog sick under the passenger seat. Turns out that was from when she picked up her dog as a puppy and it vommed all the way home.

The dog is 7 years old.


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#10 OFFLINE   Bucketeer

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Posted 13 October 2017 - 12:24 PM

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Posted 13 October 2017 - 12:42 PM

I love it when dogs do that.  He/she's a proper hairy beast too!


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Posted 13 October 2017 - 12:46 PM

when the mice move out its time to hoover it out


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Posted 13 October 2017 - 12:57 PM

Wot no Mr Orange in collectshun kit?

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Posted 13 October 2017 - 02:13 PM

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A very welcome break. Bladder like a housefly, me.
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Posted 13 October 2017 - 02:23 PM

I will guess a new pogo stick, or some of those tall boots for plastering ceilings.



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Posted 13 October 2017 - 02:40 PM

I'm guessing something small and French.
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Posted 13 October 2017 - 02:42 PM

Check it is actually cider. Could be piss, if it’s Crofters Cider, tasting it won’t give a definite answer.

Have a skin full then go out to buy a car. I’ve took someone to buy a car before and they’d had ‘a few’. I had to do the test drive being the only one compos mentis.
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Posted 13 October 2017 - 03:22 PM

This place looks familiar.

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#19 OFFLINE   Heidel_Kakao

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Posted 13 October 2017 - 03:23 PM

The bonnets up, is it broken already? Bloody French cars!


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Posted 13 October 2017 - 03:40 PM

You could be there for hours if the Citroen keys get mixed up!
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Posted 13 October 2017 - 03:54 PM

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Posted 13 October 2017 - 04:00 PM

Some trainers, mind.
Ax is a stunner. Scenic looks vomit-inducing. I'm with the dog.
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Posted 13 October 2017 - 04:08 PM

Plenty of room.

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Posted 13 October 2017 - 04:24 PM

Enjoy "autotesting the shite out of it on the way home"

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Posted 13 October 2017 - 06:26 PM

I just got home. And then went back out again to do a bit of roundabout autotesting. The little AX is a riot.
I have to take on some much needed fluids before I do/post owt else.

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Posted 13 October 2017 - 06:30 PM

shoulda confused it with the visa dizzle :D



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Posted 13 October 2017 - 06:58 PM

 

Funny how this photo emphasises how much taller you are than me


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#28 OFFLINE   Bucketeer

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Posted 13 October 2017 - 07:35 PM

It fits me like a glove Brammy. And thanks for bringing it into the forum fold, I bloody love it.
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Posted 13 October 2017 - 08:27 PM

Jesus man, ye need a shave and a haircut.


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The Picasso is the future Morris Minor.

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Posted 13 October 2017 - 10:55 PM

them ax's are great fun


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   MONTURDO  has been scrapped!!  :-(   :-(  





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