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Very White Rover swapped for Very Blue Rover (what is it with blue Rovers).

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#31 OFFLINE   purplebargeken

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Posted 24 October 2017 - 12:03 AM

Oh, yes..... the CV joint needs doing. New one supplied.


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Posted 24 October 2017 - 12:06 AM

If I had bigger balls I'd swap the gooner with you for it, but then again I'd be worried that the gooner would shit on your head at an inopportune moment...
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Posted 24 October 2017 - 12:10 AM

I would to experience Gooner ownership at some point but I think the insurance bastards would tell me to do one, hence the age restrictions :(


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Posted 24 October 2017 - 12:13 AM

Ah yes, forgot about that. Shame, I'd like to experience rover ownership too one day!

Gooner is twat charge exempt though, I checked today for no real reason at all!

But it does need work, which I'm happily ignoring, but from the sounds of it you don't want that potentially looming on you
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Posted 24 October 2017 - 12:51 AM

I crave a reasonably car related minimal hassle life. Worth wishing for I guess.


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Posted 24 October 2017 - 01:35 AM

I crave a Honda Jizz. Worth wishing for I guess.

 

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Posted 24 October 2017 - 07:12 AM

Shoot me now.

 

Okay...... swapsies for anything apart from a Honda Jizz. If anyone lives near Mr Honda can you please pop over and give him a slap for me. Ta.


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Posted 24 October 2017 - 08:43 AM

Quick roffle?
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Posted 24 October 2017 - 10:57 AM

Possibly but aren't there a couple of roffles already brewing. Roffle overload is a real thing.

 

Not sure what Rovah would be valued at tbh as I would need to include the cost of the new springs as they were an additional deal in the first instance.


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Posted 24 October 2017 - 11:26 AM

Urmmm this

 

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Posted 24 October 2017 - 01:06 PM

Ken, what you really need is to take a deep breath, dig into your bulging wallet and drive home in Joloke's Mustang!


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Posted 24 October 2017 - 01:06 PM

^^ Mebbe


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Posted 24 October 2017 - 01:07 PM

Bulging wallet? Which mythical wallet may this be? Mine only bulges because it's full of crud.


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Posted 24 October 2017 - 01:47 PM

No never than K reg please

 

Is this due to 'classic' policy restriction?

 

If so you might find a call will cover 320tourings offering after all

 

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Posted 24 October 2017 - 05:15 PM

It is due to that restriction.

 

Alas, I have already pestered Mr 320 but sadly Rovers do not make his gusset moist. Weird eh??


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Posted 24 October 2017 - 05:23 PM

It is due to that restriction.

Alas, I have already pestered Mr 320 but sadly Rovers do not make his gusset moist. Weird eh??


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Posted 24 October 2017 - 05:24 PM

It just isn't right is it.


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Posted 24 October 2017 - 05:46 PM

Oh no. :(
Hope you are feeling better soon.

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Posted 24 October 2017 - 06:33 PM

Cheers mate. Will know more on Monday (hopefully). best outcome would be that this is a temp issue and then Rovah stays.


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Posted 24 October 2017 - 06:51 PM

I totally have no need for this car, but am quite drawn to it.


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Posted 24 October 2017 - 07:21 PM

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Posted 24 October 2017 - 07:33 PM

It truly is one of the loveliest cars out of the 370 odd I have owned.


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Posted 25 October 2017 - 07:42 AM

I'll take two randoms if it does go to roffle! 


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Posted 25 October 2017 - 07:46 AM

Am really hoping that this is a temp issue. Don't really want rid as it is a gorgeous beastie.

 

Remind me of the alloys heritage again please? 


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Posted 25 October 2017 - 08:01 AM

Alloys look like ones from the Rover 25 options book i have but i may be wrong there.


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Posted 25 October 2017 - 08:19 AM

Alloys are Rover 25/45 items.

Hope you get back to rude health fast PBK, I hope it's just a temporary set back. Seriously. :(
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Posted 25 October 2017 - 11:54 AM

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Posted 26 October 2017 - 05:21 PM

R8s are so GR9 I've got two


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Posted 26 October 2017 - 06:00 PM

Top car M8 I R8 it 8/8

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Posted 27 October 2017 - 08:31 AM

Anyone? Anything?


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