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#61 OFFLINE   Jim Bell

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Posted 19 October 2017 - 07:40 PM

One please.
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#62 OFFLINE   Wack

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Posted 19 October 2017 - 07:53 PM

ill go for 5 & 9 as i'm not far from accy


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#63 OFFLINE   jonathan_dyane

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Posted 19 October 2017 - 08:31 PM

I'll take one if there are any left :P


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Posted 19 October 2017 - 08:40 PM

I'll have Qty 2 of your finest randoms

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Posted 19 October 2017 - 09:29 PM

Yes let's get this beau mamam rehomed

TWO more tickets please, s'il vous plait

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Posted 19 October 2017 - 09:49 PM

Two more randoms for me too.
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Posted 20 October 2017 - 04:27 PM

tension building, for the bollocking i'm going to get if I win , how does it work , PM me with paypal details I assume


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Posted 20 October 2017 - 04:45 PM

I was tempted to pull it for the 300 notes, but decided I WILL NOT spoil the enjoyment/tension for others.

 

It's going to be a hot one


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#69 OFFLINE   The Moog

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Posted 20 October 2017 - 05:23 PM

On holiday in forest with tiny bit of internet so this won't be run this weekend.

Have had tre changed today.


Will update all on Sunday evening and if numbers are all taken then it will go for a Wednesday draw
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Posted 20 October 2017 - 09:24 PM

if they're not all gone, I'll have two of your finest randy numbers. I flipping love this big bertha and she's going far too cheap. Whoever wins this (hopefully me) will get a modern dependable waftvan luxosofa for the square root of peanuts.



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Posted 23 October 2017 - 07:23 AM

I am back from the Forest. 

 

All updated with new tickets . 

 

Current Vel Satis update - Track Rod Ends fitted and new numberplate bulbs, so is ready to go for MOT.  Also my 11 year old nephew declared that he loved the car and could I just put it aside for him to drive when he is 17.

 

On downside the drivers window has started doing the only going down in stages thing, and the fan is whinning slightly. 

 

4 Tickets left --- Remember this includes Pies. 

 

I will start sending out PM's with deets at the end of the day.  It should be a go for Wednesday! 


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Posted 23 October 2017 - 07:32 AM

 

4 Tickets left --- Remember this includes Pies. 

 

Currently 5 gaps in the list


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Posted 23 October 2017 - 07:36 AM

Oops ... coffee not kicked in yet :-)


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Posted 23 October 2017 - 07:39 AM

Ah what the hell. Two please.

 

Mind, if I win I'm going to have to divorce myself.


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Posted 23 October 2017 - 07:45 AM

Yes but you also become 150% more desirable to yourself at the same time ... so win win. 

 

Mileage is now 251K so well on the way to 300K 


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Posted 23 October 2017 - 08:18 AM

HubNut's most popular video of the month! See? This baby is super desirable. I'm out as I can't be doing with the insurance pain, but I'm watching this ROFFLE with interest.


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Posted 23 October 2017 - 09:05 AM

I shall have two please. Although I am away at the minute so paypal may be a pain. But I pinky promise to pay my monies.

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Posted 23 October 2017 - 01:06 PM

Go on then. Ill have the last hotdog in the tin.
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Posted 23 October 2017 - 02:39 PM

Saved!  Thank feck for that!  Ben, you hero...


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Posted 23 October 2017 - 04:05 PM

I'm so keen I've sent my money over already!


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Posted 23 October 2017 - 05:01 PM

Wilson squared has finalised the deal. 

 

Will send out Paypal deets now and if most of the money is padied then we should be on for a wednesday draw. 

 

Also means I will have to wash the bugger .... it is huuuuuge! 


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Posted 23 October 2017 - 05:26 PM

I'm so keen I've sent my money over already!

 

Eager beaver! 

 

I shall have two please. Although I am away at the minute so paypal may be a pain. But I pinky promise to pay my monies.

 

Not a problem. 

 

 

So PMs are sent out. If we can get all the money in by midday wednesday then someone will be winning an exclusive piece of french design. 


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Posted 23 October 2017 - 05:34 PM

Paid. I'm in so much trouble if I win the fucker.
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Posted 23 October 2017 - 05:35 PM

To be honest I think there about 3 potential winners who will be offering it back up for sale straight away if they win.
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Posted 23 October 2017 - 05:42 PM

Paid.
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Posted 23 October 2017 - 05:47 PM

Just watching an old top gear, which Jeremy clarkson said he'd sorted one of trinny and Suzanna (remember them) out with a great car. A Renault vel satis.
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I estimate this car needs £3000 maybe £4000 spending on it to get it rite and when this is done it will be wotrth about £1500!!


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Posted 23 October 2017 - 05:51 PM

To be honest I think there about 3 potential winners who will be offering it back up for sale straight away if they win.

Possibly 4  although in fairness I'd rather swap it for a two wheeled motorised conveyance than sell it on should I win.

Such as the RSW of much death and depravity.

 

Payment from a large lancastrian made.


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Posted 23 October 2017 - 06:13 PM

If anyone struggles with the link my PayPal is willybhorse at the googlemail dot com.



Although the option of sorting out Suzanna is one that shouldn't be passed up
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Posted 23 October 2017 - 06:16 PM

Was Trinny the one with the nipples?
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Posted 23 October 2017 - 06:23 PM

suzanna never had any of those nipple pictures in the press as the aircon in her vel satis was broken .
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I estimate this car needs £3000 maybe £4000 spending on it to get it rite and when this is done it will be wotrth about £1500!!






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