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#31 ONLINE   Tickman

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Posted 06 October 2017 - 08:26 AM

One non winning number please.

I was going to ask for an unlucky number but don't think that would have made it very clear!

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#32 OFFLINE   Cheezey

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Posted 06 October 2017 - 08:53 AM

Number 24 for me please.

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Posted 06 October 2017 - 09:25 AM

Sporty Shite had a drive last night and has given it a thumbs up.

Yes indeed. And based on said brief drive, I'll take two randoms, please.


 some potato headed fanny faced shitberg of a cunt in a silver hatchback

 

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Posted 06 October 2017 - 09:27 AM

I'll have a random, please!
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Posted 06 October 2017 - 09:47 AM

All updated Gents ... .


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#36 OFFLINE   Bucketeer

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Posted 06 October 2017 - 09:03 PM

When I was typing up my opinions on the Vel Satisfaction my phone came up with an interesting (but hopefully not prescient) auto-suggestion.

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#37 OFFLINE   The Moog

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Posted 06 October 2017 - 09:13 PM

I would definitely link Cat to Vel satis
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Posted 07 October 2017 - 08:30 AM

I was thinking house. Those seats are very lounge like.
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 some potato headed fanny faced shitberg of a cunt in a silver hatchback

 

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Posted 07 October 2017 - 06:43 PM

Common as muck these things. Just been to wickes in Preston and stopped at the lights.

Car pulls up next to me which looks familiar.... Yep another satis in exactly the same colour.
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Posted 12 October 2017 - 03:15 PM

Price reduction to £5 a ticket. She is just sitting outside looking sad so I would prefer she goes.

And I have also fitted new front pads today as the last ones were low.

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Posted 12 October 2017 - 03:20 PM

Fuck sticks - I'll have to have another random at that price.


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Posted 12 October 2017 - 04:08 PM

I'll have another random too please.


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Posted 12 October 2017 - 04:15 PM

Sod it, put me down for another random as well.


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Posted 13 October 2017 - 01:19 PM

I have added the tickets to you fine gentleman. 

 

I have also booked the big renault into an MOT for tomorrow. 


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Posted 13 October 2017 - 01:32 PM

Oh go then; number 7 too!



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Posted 13 October 2017 - 02:09 PM

One non winning number please.

I was going to ask for an unlucky number but don't think that would have made it very clear!

Feeling ignored :(

(not on the list that I can see which will guarantee a non win which is kind of what I asked for so...)


1968 Morris Minor 1000

1957 Morris Minor 1000

1968 Land Rover 

1985 Reliant Scimitar SS1

1972 Triumph Toledo

1986 Talbot Express Camper

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Posted 13 October 2017 - 02:15 PM

Will update it all when I get back to computer :-)

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Posted 13 October 2017 - 04:59 PM

I'll have another pair if there's any left.
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'71 land rover tacr1 x2
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Posted 13 October 2017 - 05:46 PM

Crikey fresh ticket too and now a fiver

 

Tempted to buy the lot up so it can run tomorrow night!


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Posted 13 October 2017 - 05:48 PM

Not quite yet! MOT in the morning.

I never get my hopes up but last 2 have been straight through passes (puma and corsa) so hopefully this will be.

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Posted 14 October 2017 - 09:41 AM

So failed MOT on both track rod ends. Halfords want £280 to fix it.

Will get these changed and then remot it.

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Posted 14 October 2017 - 09:49 AM

That's a little* strong for two track rod ends!


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1957 Morris Minor 1000

1968 Land Rover 

1985 Reliant Scimitar SS1

1972 Triumph Toledo

1986 Talbot Express Camper

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Posted 14 October 2017 - 11:52 AM

£35 from eurocarparts for the pair.

Halfords annoyed me as they told me I didn't have an MOT - I think to scare me into the work. The old manager was sound but this new one doesn't seem the same way.

They didn't know that your old MOT stays valid although the vehicle may still be considered un roadworthy. Googled it and still argued with me - so head office has been sent a complaint. It's a shame as they were handy and up to now played with straight bat.
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Posted 14 October 2017 - 06:52 PM

Halfrauds. £130 book time a side, indeed

Apart from that they lied, or incompetent reading skills, as ticket was to Nov 17
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Posted 19 October 2017 - 06:24 PM

Any news on this yet?



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Posted 19 October 2017 - 06:30 PM

Track rod ends will be fitted tomorrow. Then it should be all good for a new MOT.


So it is back on. Will update title


As an aside Halfords are giving me a free MOT voucher as an apology and the area manager will be ensuring the staff are trained.
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Posted 19 October 2017 - 06:36 PM

All numbers updated I think . 

 

Still 24 tickets left 


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Posted 19 October 2017 - 06:43 PM

Alternatively if someone wants to stuff £300 in my hands, they can have the Vel Satis delivered with new fitted TRE (and maybe the number plate bulb) anywhere from Accrington to Burton on Trent ish this weekend. 


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Posted 19 October 2017 - 06:48 PM

You know what? Give me two more, please.


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Posted 19 October 2017 - 06:58 PM

Go on then, another two for me as well.

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