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#115171 ONLINE   Junkman

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Posted 07 December 2017 - 10:49 PM

https://www.ebay.co....ce/302557156635

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Breaking only 1958 Morris Lc5 ambulance . Rear interior parts only

 

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How much for that rusty bedpan, m8?


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Posted 07 December 2017 - 10:52 PM

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Does this have the same brakes up front that the R30 has at the back?


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Posted 07 December 2017 - 10:58 PM

https://www.ebay.co....VE/322928201528

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The cylinder count is Junkman approved:

 

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However:

 

 

This is an unfinished project I started but never got any further

 

 

It's fucked.


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Posted 07 December 2017 - 11:00 PM

A beige V8 in dire need of proper wheels and stupid spoiler removal.

 

https://www.ebay.co....LS/202139271529

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That shit steering wheel must be frisbeed, too.

 

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Posted 07 December 2017 - 11:02 PM

Now this is bloody ace!

 

https://www.ebay.co....ne/332478763565

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Posted 07 December 2017 - 11:06 PM

Win this year's coveted WBoDOTY Trophy.

 

https://www.ebay.co....ct/132425339316

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Watchlisterised...


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Posted 07 December 2017 - 11:12 PM

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It's fuckeder than a fucked thing on fuck all things fucked day.


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Posted 07 December 2017 - 11:14 PM

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I know, it costs as much as a house should cost, but it's still shite.


1967 Renault 16 TL............................................now with floor and MoT

1971 Mercedes 280SE............................................................fucked

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Posted 07 December 2017 - 11:16 PM

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project gasser drag car lowrider

 

Go and have a tactical wank in long, even strokes.


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Posted 07 December 2017 - 11:19 PM

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needs a piece of timber on the load bed floor

 

Yeah, and a baguette sticking out of the passenger window.


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Posted 07 December 2017 - 11:21 PM

Not shite but just check out the lousy effort. Altos are tiny but not one photo contains a full panel. The parts featured are really odd too.

 

 

 

suzuki alto

 

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It's a Suzuki, yes.

 

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AM RADIO!

 

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I think that's 92k and something, can't really see.

 

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Two thirds of the rear seat belts

 

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It's still has a Suzuki badge on the front.

 

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Rusty trim.

 

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Yep, Suzuki badge on the back too.

 

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Rusty trim on this side too. Almost got a full door in this shot!

 

And to round it off it's those two rear seat belts again

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5 door hatchback good runner normal condition for age relisted due to a timewaster sold as seen

 

Verdict: Must try harder. See me after class.


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#115182 ONLINE   Junkman

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Posted 07 December 2017 - 11:33 PM

https://www.ebay.co....er/322924336137

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previous show winner

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#115183 ONLINE   Junkman

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Posted 07 December 2017 - 11:38 PM

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THERE ARE BOUND TO BE SOME BITS MISSING

 

 

IT HAS LIVED ITS LIFE IN SPAIN AND BROUGHT OVER TO ENGLAND WHEN THE OWNER RETURNED TO YORKSHIRE, BUT IT HAS NEVER BEEN REGISTERED IN THE UK.....THIS IS FAIRLY SIMPLE, THE DVLA WILL REQUIRE A NEW VEHICLE DOC FILLING IN AND A £55 CHARGE ONCE IT IS MOTed.

 

It will also need a NOVA certificate...


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Posted 07 December 2017 - 11:41 PM

Okay, I understand this is big and thus won't fit a picture frame, but come on!

 

https://www.ebay.co....ON/162791349705

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Posted 07 December 2017 - 11:43 PM

Be like Squire Dawson without actually being Squire Dawson!

 

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Posted 07 December 2017 - 11:43 PM

Yer only supposed to blow the bloody doors off

 

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https://www.gumtree....v5c-/1278698162


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My shite CV 1986-date

 

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1988-1990 1977 Morris Marina 1.3 Super (two years)

approx 1998 1983 Skoda Estelle 120L (a month)

approx 1998 year unknown marque forgotten Metro engine size, who cares (a month)

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Posted 07 December 2017 - 11:46 PM

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Okay, you got my interest...

 

 

 

Red in colour, Normal runner. some dents, repairable. priced for quick sale

 

 

Okay, fair enough. No photos tho. Shall I guess what it is ? 25 maybe ? Bargainous 75 ?

 

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That cleared that up then - GLWTS

 

https://www.gumtree....sale/1278695030


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1986-1988 1969 VW Beetle 1300 (two years)

1988-1990 1977 Morris Marina 1.3 Super (two years)

approx 1998 1983 Skoda Estelle 120L (a month)

approx 1998 year unknown marque forgotten Metro engine size, who cares (a month)

approx 1998 1998 brand new Vauxhall Corsa hire car (failed to start one morning, AA called) (a week)

1999 year unknown Vauxhall Cavalier 1.6 (Dad knockoff, fucked it within a week)

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Posted 07 December 2017 - 11:47 PM

https://www.ebay.co....OF/312019291956

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This would be ideal for some sort of Motorsport.

 

Yep.

 

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Posted 07 December 2017 - 11:51 PM

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Here Is what wikipedia has to say

 

Here is what I have to say: Go and fuck a duck!


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Posted 08 December 2017 - 02:16 AM

https://www.ebay.co....70/152819238248

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I know, it costs as much as a house should cost, but it's still shite.

 

Here you go.

 

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http://www.rightmove...y-57993425.html

 

There was a cheaper one at £32,000 recently that had a mouldy old caravan outside. That one was detached and everything (but in the absolute middle of fucking knowhere near* Port William, Galloway). I guess it must have sold, by some miracle as it was disgusting, very quickly.



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Posted 08 December 2017 - 02:27 AM

I might* have forgotten** to mention the detail that it should be located on the same planet I live on.


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Posted 08 December 2017 - 02:31 AM

I might* have forgotten** to mention the detail that it should be located on the same planet I live on.

 

What, you want your cake and you want to eat it?



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Posted 08 December 2017 - 02:35 AM

Okay, I understand this is big and thus won't fit a picture frame, but come on!

 

https://www.ebay.co....ON/162791349705

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/LdYAAOSwn...

A Caprice/Roadmaster woody wagon is still on my must have list.

 

would be great slammed with mags 

 

 

This makes me mad though


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Posted 08 December 2017 - 02:36 AM

What, you want your cake and you want to eat it?


That would specifically be correct, sir. I'm Austrian after all.

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Posted 08 December 2017 - 04:41 AM

 

 

Quite possibly the best ever advert on eBay. All those wannabe 'Doctor' traders and sellers aren't fit to lick this fella's boots.


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Posted 08 December 2017 - 04:58 AM

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https://www.ebay.co....k0AAOSwXrdaAZgV


Close to me, and, predictably, the owner actually has a pair of them.

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Posted 08 December 2017 - 06:49 AM

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Of all stupid excuses I've heard, that one is the stupidest yet.


That Morris Minor.

Quote "It will make the perfect Christmas present for your partner or youth".

Made me laugh anyway.

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Posted 08 December 2017 - 06:58 AM

Be like Squire Dawson without actually being Squire Dawson!

https://www.ebay.co....on/142616578530
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Push harder man, puuuuuuuush.

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Posted 08 December 2017 - 09:50 AM

Quite possibly the best ever advert on eBay. All those wannabe 'Doctor' traders and sellers aren't fit to lick this fella's boots.

 
"He was an amazing mechanic."  
 
"so he had overhauled a perfectly good engine."

 

Amazing. 







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