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#112201 OFFLINE   clayts450

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Posted Yesterday, 01:08 PM

A looooooooonnnnnnnnnnng car for very minute dosh, £350 Nottingham

 

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Only 49 of this flavour on the road according to HML

 

https://www.gumtree....auto/1271730072


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My shite CV 1986-date

 

1986-1988 1969 VW Beetle 1300 (two years)

1988-1990 1977 Morris Marina 1.3 Super (two years)

approx 1998 1983 Skoda Estelle 120L (a month)

approx 1998 year unknown marque forgotten Metro engine size, who cares (a month)

approx 1998 1998 brand new Vauxhall Corsa hire car (failed to start one morning, AA called) (a week)

1999 year unknown Vauxhall Cavalier 1.6 (Dad knockoff, fucked it within a week)

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#112202 OFFLINE   clayts450

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Posted Yesterday, 01:10 PM

Early K11 with a fucking annoying flower on the bonnet, £220 Long Eaton

 

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https://www.gumtree....ril-/1271691977


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My shite CV 1986-date

 

1986-1988 1969 VW Beetle 1300 (two years)

1988-1990 1977 Morris Marina 1.3 Super (two years)

approx 1998 1983 Skoda Estelle 120L (a month)

approx 1998 year unknown marque forgotten Metro engine size, who cares (a month)

approx 1998 1998 brand new Vauxhall Corsa hire car (failed to start one morning, AA called) (a week)

1999 year unknown Vauxhall Cavalier 1.6 (Dad knockoff, fucked it within a week)

1999-2016 semi-retired from driving due to previous choice of shite cars

2017 2004 Rover Streetwise S 1.4 84ps


#112203 OFFLINE   Slowsilver

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Posted Yesterday, 01:33 PM

<rant>

 

Quotes:

 

"Winning bidder will be responsible for the registration process but its child's play to do"

"No MoT but will pass easily" (but no failure certificate to back this up)

"Simple cheap fix"

 

If it's that cheap and simple then just bloody do it before you advertise it for sale.

Even if you put it in for an MoT and it fails you will probably get the £50 back because a prospective buyer will know what they are letting themselves in for.

If you are telling the truth any money you spend will be more than recouped when you sell it.

I would willingly pay £100 more for a UK-registered, Mot'd, repaired vehicle than a pile of indeterminate old tat which is probably a money pit.

If you haven't done it it's probably because it will cost more in either time or money than the car is worth.

My only conclusion is that all quotes similar to the above are at best misleading and at worst outright lies.

 

I have no problem with an honest seller who lists problems that are uneconomical to pay a garage to fix, on the basis that someone can repair it themselves more cheaply and get a bargain.

 

I am also staggered by the amount of careful owners who took the trouble to religiously keep all the paperwork history for a vehicle, then mysteriously "lose" it just before it is sold.

Do these sellers think we were all born yesterday?

 

 

</rant>

 

 


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#112204 OFFLINE   Heidel_Kakao

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Posted Yesterday, 01:41 PM

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http://www.carandcla....uk/car/C924198

 

This is due to be auctioned in Wiltshire on 28-10-17. Wonder how much it will make?


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#112205 OFFLINE   doug

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Posted Yesterday, 01:52 PM

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£500

 

https://www.gumtree....-4x4/1270675049


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#112206 OFFLINE   clayts450

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Posted Yesterday, 03:45 PM

Rover 100 in need of weldage - currently at £85 with an hour to go in Sevenoaks

 

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http://www.ebay.co.u...s8AAOSw161Z3iBs


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My shite CV 1986-date

 

1986-1988 1969 VW Beetle 1300 (two years)

1988-1990 1977 Morris Marina 1.3 Super (two years)

approx 1998 1983 Skoda Estelle 120L (a month)

approx 1998 year unknown marque forgotten Metro engine size, who cares (a month)

approx 1998 1998 brand new Vauxhall Corsa hire car (failed to start one morning, AA called) (a week)

1999 year unknown Vauxhall Cavalier 1.6 (Dad knockoff, fucked it within a week)

1999-2016 semi-retired from driving due to previous choice of shite cars

2017 2004 Rover Streetwise S 1.4 84ps


#112207 OFFLINE   0ldCh0d

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Posted Yesterday, 04:03 PM

Have we had this yet?.......The first picture looks alright.....Then you see the rest & read the description.. :shock:  :shock:

 

 

 

the engine was running fine and drove with no issues

That is the least of your worries.....

 

http://www.ebay.co.u...ugAAOSwPAxZ6dmG

 

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#112208 ONLINE   strangeangel

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Posted Yesterday, 05:49 PM

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bike was fully working when taken apart

 

 

Why the actual fuck would you take it apart then??

 

I don't no if all the bike is there

 

 

I'm not convinced that you're all there.

 

http://www.ebay.co.u...5-/253209712555


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#112209 OFFLINE   Supernaut

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Posted Yesterday, 06:12 PM

Have we had this yet?.......The first picture looks alright.....Then you see the rest & read the description.. :shock:  :shock:
 
That is the least of your worries.....
 
http://www.ebay.co.u...ugAAOSwPAxZ6dmG
 
http://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/EugAAOSwPA...


Add a roll cage and get it up and running again = trackday weapon!

#112210 OFFLINE   0ldCh0d

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Posted Yesterday, 06:28 PM

Add a roll cage and get it up and running again = trackday weapon!

 

I like your thinking...



#112211 ONLINE   cort16

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Posted Yesterday, 06:39 PM

It's probably be ideal for one of those crappy z3 based Ferrari kit cars.

I estimate this car needs £3000 maybe £4000 spending on it to get it rite and when this is done it will be wotrth about £1500!!


#112212 ONLINE   egg

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Posted Yesterday, 07:02 PM

https://www.tradecar...rdtop/21709019/

 

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#112213 ONLINE   egg

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Posted Yesterday, 07:04 PM

Ok, £7k by the time you have brought it to these shores, but with 21k kilometers on it, it would outlive you.

 

https://www.tradecar...0 760/21604367/

 

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#112214 ONLINE   egg

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Posted Yesterday, 07:09 PM

Beast.

 

https://www.tradecar...ident/20421529/

 

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#112215 OFFLINE   DVee8

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Posted Yesterday, 07:10 PM

http://www.ebay.co.u...ffer&rmvSB=true

 

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#112216 OFFLINE   DVee8

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Posted Yesterday, 07:11 PM

http://www.ebay.co.u...725.m3641.l6368

 

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#112217 ONLINE   egg

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Posted Yesterday, 07:16 PM

36,000 mile early Dollywobbler wagon for £2.6k

 

https://www.tradecar...us/ls/21710986/

 

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#112218 OFFLINE   chrisjvm

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Posted Yesterday, 09:56 PM

Phwoooarrr ...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-405-LXTD-1-9-Turbo-Diesel-Estate-1996-N-Only-63000-miles-from-New-/142546378510?hash=item21306d1f0e:g:EnEAAOSwk~ZZ65Tb


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#112219 OFFLINE   MarvinsMom

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Posted Yesterday, 10:24 PM

http://www.ebay.co.u...w0AAOSwjyhZ55gZ

 

mark 1 allegro super povvo near base spec, with square steering wheel.

 

its as close as you can get to automotive porn*

 

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*if you are a little bit ick in the head which i am.


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#112220 OFFLINE   MarvinsMom

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Posted Yesterday, 10:36 PM

http://www.ebay.co.u...c8AAOSwhDBZ6zyH

 

an ital with overdrive?

 

on a 1300??

 

was that a factory thing, or has someone put an overdrive gearbox (guess its a triumph one?) in it?

 

and who knew that you could get pogweasling in poo brown as well as in red?

 

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love the mix of ital door handles and marina ones, and a mix of marina hubcaps and wheel embellishers too FTW


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#112221 OFFLINE   MarvinsMom

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Posted Yesterday, 10:40 PM

http://www.ebay.co.u...-gAAOSwVRpZpwhR

 

tidy looking minor, with original leather and super clapper window wipers.

 

what else could a chap need?

 

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#112222 OFFLINE   Yoss

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Posted Yesterday, 10:57 PM

The Ital^^^ Yes its definitely a Triumph gearstick so would assume gearbox too.
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#112223 OFFLINE   adw1977

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Posted Yesterday, 11:49 PM

Some side of the road tat, a Clio RT, MOT until 20th December, yours for £150 ono.

 

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The only advisory last year of any significance was "Gearbox mounting defective".



#112224 OFFLINE   Felly Magic

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Posted Today, 02:41 AM

Imagine if one of us had that Datsun Gloria, you can just picture Dollywobbler now, he would have a mahoosive yoghurt truck explosion in his strides, it is pretty sexy though for an old Jap luxobarge


Yer can't beat a bit o' Autoshite

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Posted Today, 07:45 AM

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http://www.ebay.co.u...WEAAOSwEOpZ6wyE


RIP Derek 'The Mint'.





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