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#91 OFFLINE   dome

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Posted 14 October 2017 - 06:37 PM

My plan is not to win this so I don't have to work out what the actual fuck I'm going to do with it.

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Posted 14 October 2017 - 08:00 PM

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#93 OFFLINE   Supernaut

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Posted 14 October 2017 - 08:01 PM

Congrats / comiserations StrangeAngel!
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I don't have a 320touring, but I have a 320coupe, which previously belonged to 320touring.

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Posted 14 October 2017 - 08:03 PM

42 StrangeAngel

 

43 Ultrawomble

 

Cuntfuttocks :(

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#95 OFFLINE   strangeangel

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Posted 14 October 2017 - 08:04 PM

Oh fuck.


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#96 ONLINE   Six-cylinder

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Posted 14 October 2017 - 08:06 PM

42 - don't kill yourself on it before I can collect my scooter!


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Posted 14 October 2017 - 08:08 PM

That looks fucking lethal, I'm leaving this thread before I do something stupid.

 

That looks fucking lethal, I'm leaving this thread before I do something stupid.

 

That looks fucking lethal, I'm leaving this thread before I do something stupid.


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Posted 14 October 2017 - 08:09 PM

Thank fuck for that!!!
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"How would ya get a maaa-chine to do that?"


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Posted 14 October 2017 - 08:10 PM

 

That looks fucking lethal, I'm leaving this thread before I do something stupid.

 

That looks fucking lethal, I'm leaving this thread before I do something stupid.

 

That looks fucking lethal, I'm leaving this thread before I do something stupid.

 

I have a number plate kicking about somewhere for a red Wisp.....


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The Picasso is the future Morris Minor.

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Posted 14 October 2017 - 08:17 PM

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha thank fuck for that
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#101 ONLINE   Six-cylinder

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Posted 14 October 2017 - 08:23 PM

So is it faster than my striped down racer? 

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Posted 14 October 2017 - 08:27 PM

I'm so happy:)

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Posted 14 October 2017 - 09:14 PM

 

40 SportyShite

 

41

 

42 StrangeAngel

 

 Bullet dodged.


 some potato headed fanny faced shitberg of a cunt in a silver hatchback

 

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Posted 14 October 2017 - 11:44 PM

Well in, Strangely!


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Posted 15 October 2017 - 07:45 AM

Damn but yay. Is it wrong to feel saddened yet elated?
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Posted 15 October 2017 - 08:10 AM

News flash - Strangeangles Life insurance has just trebled in cost!


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#107 OFFLINE   UltraWomble

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Posted 15 October 2017 - 01:08 PM

Mr Angel when you get fed up of this would you give me a kick

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The Picasso is the future Morris Minor.

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Posted 15 October 2017 - 06:46 PM

The collectshun fred is gunna be epic



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Posted 15 October 2017 - 06:57 PM

The collectshun fred is gunna be epic

 

If by 'epic' you mean it'll be wanged in the back of a Kia Sedona and hauled to SA_Towers then yeah, it'll be epic :)


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Posted 15 October 2017 - 06:57 PM

Mr Angel when you get fed up of this would you give me a kick

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I thought you'd just been busted for too many mopeds??



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Posted 15 October 2017 - 07:19 PM

Thats not a moped... Its a bicycle ;)

 

Besides - I can hide that under the decking at the caravan.


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Posted 15 October 2017 - 07:20 PM

If by 'epic' you mean it'll be wanged in the back of a Kia Sedona and hauled to SA_Towers then yeah, it'll be epic :)

 

Wuss :D



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Posted 15 October 2017 - 08:09 PM

Remember to put the numberplate off a Cub90 on it or something so the cops don't notice it shouldn't be on the road.


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Posted 16 October 2017 - 01:18 AM

Sorry, arrived in new York at 5 pm UK time and missed the request for cash. Have stumped it the cash now.

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Posted 19 October 2017 - 05:30 PM

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! West Yorkshire polis confiscated this today, it looks a wee bit overgeared!

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Posted 19 October 2017 - 05:58 PM

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! West Yorkshire polis confiscated this today, it looks a wee bit overgeared!

https://twitter.com/...753321119567872

 

They'll never take me alive!


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Posted 19 October 2017 - 06:08 PM

...not if you reach behind you to scratch your right ankle, they won't. 


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