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#61 OFFLINE   Arthur Foxhake

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Posted 10 October 2017 - 05:58 PM

So, only five left then.
I expect nothing more than a stampede and a full on fist fight over the remaining tickets.
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#62 OFFLINE   fraser.innes.3

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Posted 10 October 2017 - 06:11 PM

If available, I shall have 2 of your finest lucky dips please.

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#63 ONLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 10 October 2017 - 06:53 PM

1 StrangeAngel

 

2 HillmanImp

 

3 HillmanImp

 

4  UltraWomble

 

5 SportyShite

 

6 Arthur Foxhake

 

7 UltraWomble

 

8 Ultrawomble

 

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10 Sportyshite

 

11 HillmanImp

 

12 Rave

 

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14 UltraWomble

 

15 SportyShite

 

16 Bub

 

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24 Rave

 

25 HillmanImp

 

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38 Buckateer

 

39 Arthur Foxhake

 

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42 StrangeAngel

 

43 Ultrawomble

 

44 Barefoot

 

45 Mr A Lawrence

 

46 Arthur Foxhake

 

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48 Sportyshite

 

49 Bub

 

50 Stephen01

 

51 Barefoot

 

52 AngusToledo

 

53 Dome

 

54 PrimeraDonor

 

55 Buckateer

 

56 UltraWomble

 

57 AngusToledo

 

58 UltraWomble

 

59 StrangeAngel 


"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain"

#64 ONLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 10 October 2017 - 06:53 PM

Only 3 left!


"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain"

#65 OFFLINE   UltraWomble

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Posted 10 October 2017 - 08:49 PM

Only 3 left!

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The Picasso is the future Morris Minor.

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#66 ONLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 10 October 2017 - 08:54 PM

You know it makes sense!


"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain"

#67 ONLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 12 October 2017 - 08:50 PM

Can we get this ROFFLED for Saturday night?


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"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain"

#68 OFFLINE   panhard65

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Posted 12 October 2017 - 08:54 PM

Oh go on then put me down for a couple if there are any left


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#69 OFFLINE   catsinthewelder

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Posted 12 October 2017 - 09:17 PM

By my estimate that makes one left for me.
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#70 ONLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 13 October 2017 - 04:39 AM

1 StrangeAngel

 

2 HillmanImp

 

3 HillmanImp

 

4 UltraWomble

 

5 SportyShite

 

6 Arthur Foxhake

 

7 UltraWomble

 

8 Ultrawomble

 

9 Panhard65

 

10 Sportyshite

 

11 HillmanImp

 

12 Rave

 

13  StrangeAngel

 

14 UltraWomble

 

15 SportyShite

 

16 Bub

 

17 Sofarsogood

 

18 Fraser.Innes.3

 

19 Ultrawomble

 

20 Arthur Foxhake

 

21 Ultrawomble

 

22 Jonathon_Dyane

 

23 Catsinthewelder

 

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25 HillmanImp

 

26 Sofarsogood

 

27 Fraser.Innes.3

 

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29 StrangeAngel

 

30 Barefoot 

 

31 AngusToledo

 

32 Jonathon_Dyane

 

33 PrimeraDonor

 

34 M'coli

 

35 Stephen01

 

36 Dome 

 

37 Ultrawomble

 

38 Buckateer

 

39 Arthur Foxhake

 

40 SportyShite

 

41 Panhard65

 

42 StrangeAngel

 

43 Ultrawomble

 

44 Barefoot

 

45 Jonathon_Dyane

 

46 Arthur Foxhake

 

47 HillmanImp

 

48 Sportyshite

 

49 Bub

 

50 Stephen01

 

51 Barefoot

 

52 AngusToledo

 

53 Dome

 

54 PrimeraDonor

 

55 Buckateer

 

56 UltraWomble

 

57 AngusToledo

 

58 UltraWomble

 

59 StrangeAngel 

 

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Filled, thanks everyone, message going out later with payment details.

 

Best of luck!


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"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain"

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Posted 13 October 2017 - 04:34 PM

Thank fuck for that, was dangerously close to doing something dangerous....


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Posted 13 October 2017 - 04:39 PM

That looks absolutely lethal. I bet it gets a bit hot under the saddle when it’s at full chat at 30 mph. Like the exposed chain ready to flay your calves in the event of an accident.
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Posted 13 October 2017 - 04:43 PM

Mk2 just released
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#74 OFFLINE   panhard65

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Posted 13 October 2017 - 07:44 PM

Payment sent fingers crossed I don't win


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#75 OFFLINE   Dick Longbridge

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Posted 13 October 2017 - 08:55 PM

Payment sent to a Billy not Billy.
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Posted 13 October 2017 - 11:23 PM

My tickets are up for grabs as I've just showed the missus what I've entered for and WW3 has broken out.

I'm currently typing this from the spare room. :-((
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#77 ONLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 14 October 2017 - 05:22 AM

Just 3 left,  22/32/45.


"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain"

#78 OFFLINE   jonathan_dyane

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Posted 14 October 2017 - 07:18 AM

I'll take the last 3 :)
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#79 ONLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 14 October 2017 - 08:26 AM

Thanks, Jonathon, will message you anon.


"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain"

#80 OFFLINE   Danterzza

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Posted 14 October 2017 - 08:50 AM

If any one is having some health and safety concerns hit me up I will buy your tickets off you!
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#81 ONLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 14 October 2017 - 08:51 AM

Who is Mr Rippon, please? Got payment but no username soz.


"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain"

#82 OFFLINE   Eddie Honda

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Posted 14 October 2017 - 08:58 AM

just showed the missus


Schoolboy error. :D



First rule of Roffle Club? Aye
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Posted 14 October 2017 - 09:08 AM

I hope I win this as I live in Baildon and am looking forward to entering the bike rally on it next year.

 


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Posted 14 October 2017 - 09:10 AM

My plan is that if I win I will collect it for someone else who is passing here next month. When they don't turn up for 6 months or so they will give it to me. Thus it won't be my fault.

I've nearly dropped myself in it a couple of times already though so it isn't a foolproof plan.
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Posted 14 October 2017 - 09:15 AM

I hope I win this as I live in Baildon and am looking forward to entering the bike rally on it next year.

 

 

 

You'll need an open face helmet, handlebar tassels (spelling?) and a few months practising your hard face.


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Posted 14 October 2017 - 09:22 AM

Aw man I wish I hadn't sold Tetanus now!
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Posted 14 October 2017 - 10:22 AM

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.... I love these :)

= raise you, one apostrophe '

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Wallsend?.....it's not the End of the Walled ;<)

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Posted 14 October 2017 - 10:27 AM

Paid, sent to the email address on Paypal.


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Posted 14 October 2017 - 10:29 AM

Will roffle this tonight if everyone's paid, not many more to go now.


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#90 OFFLINE   jonathan_dyane

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Posted 14 October 2017 - 06:29 PM

What time is tonight's draw? I'm in so much trouble if I win...

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