hairnet Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Gr8 for making fake Fake Taxi films Slarti asked me to ask you You're not Victoria summers in disguise are you?? Lacquer Peel and Cavcraft 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplebargeken Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 A blue AX and a Golf!!! Craig the Princess 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplebargeken Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Stop picking on me you cunts* Faker, egg and Cavcraft 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TataBobu Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Cheeky offer here: how much delivered to Romania? Would you p/x for a shagged white Cielo? Lacquer Peel 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplebargeken Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 otherwise I will pm you all AX and Golf pics for a long, long period of time. DeeJay and Faker 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warren t claim Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Honestly, take it from someone who's owned and driven these for a living and give them a massive swerve. The only thing worse than a Fairway is a Metrocab. taxi paul, Sigmund Fraud and Christine 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volksy Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Even more autoshite reason to buy one then! purplebargeken, AlabamaShrimp, Cleon-Fonte and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 I quite enjoyed my Metrocabs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Slarti asked me to ask you You're not Victoria summers in disguise are you?? Hairnet asked me to ask you You're not Ann Summers in disguise are you?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Hairnet asked me to ask you You're not Ann Summers in disguise are you??you didnt google victoria then did you but at your age best you dont Cavcraft and DeeJay 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felly Magic Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Don't these have a driving position that would make your wallet contents be emptied in the direction of a chiropractor every month? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplebargeken Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Mine was fine and my back is more fucked than Uber. Volksy, DodgeRover, Felly Magic and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warren t claim Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 I've never owned a vehicle more prone to rust and electrical problems and that's coming from a former Alfasud owner. strangeangel, garethj, uk_senator and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplebargeken Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 ^^ When was the last time you owned a Triumph? The Reverend Bluejeans, Sigmund Fraud and warren t claim 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghosty Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 Fairway, is it green?I'll give you fore pounds. Eddie Honda, They_all_do_that_sir, strangeangel and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brandersnatch Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 Fairway, is it green?I'll give you fore pounds.Top work One's too many, ten's not enough! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jollyfkr2 Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 I quite enjoyed my Metrocabs. Yep, mine was terrific Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeR Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 an idea to help it sell ,quietly hide it in some lost Welsh farm just in case it could happen ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Reverend Bluejeans Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 Rule No.1 of cheap cars: What will it break to? 13 year old Mondeo: Fuck all. Flush £300 down bog. Old FX4 taxi: Rather more than 300 sovs I'll wager. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamworthbay Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 Cheeky offer here: how much delivered to Romania? Would you p/x for a shagged white Cielo?It's Sam Glover! You stand a good chance..... purplebargeken, The Reverend Bluejeans and eddyramrod 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Glover Posted September 23, 2017 Author Share Posted September 23, 2017 Cheeky offer here: how much delivered to Romania? Would you p/x for a shagged white Cielo? That's an interesting question (the first one, not the second). Delivery to Romania would be free of charge if you could find me a decent Dacia 1320 or 1325 to bring back... eddyramrod, barefoot, Brodders and 11 others 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beko1987 Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 That's an interesting question (the first one, not the second). Delivery to Romania would be free of charge if you could find me a decent Dacia 1320 or 1325 to bring back...This has to happen now! You can't put an offer like that on the table and nothing happens! mat_the_cat, RichardK, Christine and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamworthbay Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 I eagerly await the next practical classics........ purplebargeken, Twiggy, Christine and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felly Magic Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 Mine was fine and my back is more fucked than Uber.It isn't looking good for them, they've already been booted from a few countries, and the UK is the next to tell em to FRO. Soon to be lots of cheap repo'd Piouses hitting the market, as drivers won't be able to keep up on the finance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeJay Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Cheeky offer here: how much delivered to Romania? Would you p/x for a shagged white Cielo?I don't think there are enough digits on the meter. eddyramrod 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeJay Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Why are these so slow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lankytim Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 I actually had a dream I'd bought one of these the other day. Don't think I have enough balls to actually do it though. Would these be veg friendly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Yes, but it can be over-done. Tried too much (i.e pretty much all veg) and it made mine bog down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddyramrod Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Why are these so slow?I suspect they're geared down for acceleration, because in a city environment (their home turf) not even a white Transit can keep up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiC Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 I suspect they're geared down for ramming other vehicles out of the way, because in a city environment (their home turf) not even a white Transit can survive. FTFY catsinthewelder and Faker 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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