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#31 OFFLINE   hairnet

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Posted 22 September 2017 - 12:14 PM

Gr8 for making fake   Fake Taxi  films   :-D

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Posted 22 September 2017 - 12:45 PM

A blue AX and a Golf!!!


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#33 OFFLINE   purplebargeken

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Posted 22 September 2017 - 12:45 PM

Stop picking on me you cunts*


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Posted 22 September 2017 - 12:46 PM

Cheeky offer here: how much delivered to Romania? Would you p/x for a shagged white Cielo?


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#35 OFFLINE   purplebargeken

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Posted 22 September 2017 - 12:48 PM

otherwise I will pm you all AX and Golf pics for a long, long period of time.


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#36 OFFLINE   warren t claim

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Posted 22 September 2017 - 01:16 PM

Honestly, take it from someone who's owned and driven these for a living and give them a massive swerve. The only thing worse than a Fairway is a Metrocab.
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Posted 22 September 2017 - 01:23 PM

Even more autoshite reason to buy one then! ;-)


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Posted 22 September 2017 - 02:16 PM

I quite enjoyed my Metrocabs.

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Posted 22 September 2017 - 02:21 PM

Slarti asked me to ask you 

 

You're not Victoria summers in disguise are you??

 

Hairnet asked me to ask you

 

You're not Ann Summers in disguise are you??


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Posted 22 September 2017 - 07:02 PM

Hairnet asked me to ask you

 

You're not Ann Summers in disguise are you??

you didnt google victoria then did you

 

but at your age best you dont :lol:


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Posted 22 September 2017 - 07:18 PM

Don't these have a driving position that would make your wallet contents be emptied in the direction of a chiropractor every month?


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Posted 22 September 2017 - 11:24 PM

Mine was fine and my back is more fucked than Uber.


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Posted 22 September 2017 - 11:33 PM

I've never owned a vehicle more prone to rust and electrical problems and that's coming from a former Alfasud owner.


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Posted 23 September 2017 - 12:10 AM

^^ When was the last time you owned a Triumph?


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Posted 23 September 2017 - 01:30 AM

Fairway, is it green?

I'll give you fore pounds.


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Posted 23 September 2017 - 04:11 AM

Fairway, is it green?
I'll give you fore pounds.


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Posted 23 September 2017 - 08:01 AM

I quite enjoyed my Metrocabs.

 

Yep, mine was terrific



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Posted 23 September 2017 - 08:28 AM

an idea to help it sell ,quietly hide it in some lost Welsh farm just in case  it could happen ?

 

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Posted 23 September 2017 - 08:33 AM

Rule No.1 of cheap cars:

 

What will it break to?

 

13 year old Mondeo: Fuck all. Flush £300 down bog.

 

Old FX4 taxi: Rather more than 300 sovs I'll wager.


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Posted 23 September 2017 - 08:38 AM

Cheeky offer here: how much delivered to Romania? Would you p/x for a shagged white Cielo?


It's Sam Glover! You stand a good chance.....
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Posted 23 September 2017 - 08:44 AM

Cheeky offer here: how much delivered to Romania? Would you p/x for a shagged white Cielo?

 

 

That's an interesting question (the first one, not the second).

 

Delivery to Romania would be free of charge if you could find me a decent Dacia 1320 or 1325 to bring back...


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Posted 23 September 2017 - 08:59 AM

That's an interesting question (the first one, not the second).

Delivery to Romania would be free of charge if you could find me a decent Dacia 1320 or 1325 to bring back...


This has to happen now! You can't put an offer like that on the table and nothing happens!
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Posted 23 September 2017 - 09:16 AM

I eagerly await the next practical classics........
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Posted 23 September 2017 - 11:55 PM

Mine was fine and my back is more fucked than Uber.

It isn't looking good for them, they've already been booted from a few countries, and the UK is the next to tell em to FRO. Soon to be lots of cheap repo'd Piouses hitting the market, as drivers won't be able to keep up on the finance


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Posted 24 September 2017 - 12:15 AM

Cheeky offer here: how much delivered to Romania? Would you p/x for a shagged white Cielo?

I don't think there are enough digits on the meter.


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Posted 24 September 2017 - 12:17 AM

Why are these so slow?



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Posted 24 September 2017 - 08:52 AM

I actually had a dream I'd bought one of these the other day. Don't think I have enough balls to actually do it though. Would these be veg friendly?

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Posted 24 September 2017 - 09:01 AM

Yes, but it can be over-done. Tried too much (i.e pretty much all veg) and it made mine bog down. 


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Posted 24 September 2017 - 11:01 AM

Why are these so slow?

I suspect they're geared down for acceleration, because in a city environment (their home turf) not even a white Transit can keep up. ;)


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Posted 24 September 2017 - 01:56 PM

I suspect they're geared down for ramming other vehicles out of the way, because in a city environment (their home turf) not even a white Transit can survive. ;)


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