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Pour Vendre, un Laguna deux 1.8 essence avec MOT Juin 18

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#1 OFFLINE   320touring

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Posted 19 September 2017 - 09:01 AM

Well done if you struggled through my bastard poor French title.

As your reward, you've earned the right to buy this glorious Laguna 2 off my boss's PA.

Good
MOT June 18
148k miles
1.8 petrol manual
Gearbox, engine and brakes in good condition
Central locking and electric windows all work
400miles to a tank

Bad
Dent/scuff on drivers side rear
Will need front tyres soon
Elbow CD stuck in player.

She is after £500ono

Cheers

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#2 OFFLINE   320touring

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Posted 19 September 2017 - 09:10 AM

And if it helps I can assist with kullekshinz.

It can be in Galashiels (south east Scotland), Edinburgh or Glasgow as needed
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#3 OFFLINE   CreepingJesus

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Posted 19 September 2017 - 10:04 AM

I can get a train there from here now...tempting.

...as the actress said to the bishop.

 

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Posted 19 September 2017 - 09:39 PM

^^^ points

 

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Posted 20 September 2017 - 08:19 AM

^^^ points

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Posted 22 September 2017 - 08:52 AM

Depending on the Blingo diagnosis this morning...


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#7 OFFLINE   320touring

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Posted 22 September 2017 - 12:06 PM

Depending on the Blingo diagnosis this morning...


Noted.

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Posted 22 September 2017 - 02:05 PM

Elbow CD?  Fuck, she couldn't pay me enough!


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Posted 22 September 2017 - 10:30 PM

What?

volvo to goona

 

why????



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Posted 23 September 2017 - 07:02 PM

At face value, aye...but it's not as simple as that. Better than 20mpg and easy parts availability are a positive. And given that in my current state I have the resting heart rate of a hummingbird, and the only level higher than my stress is my debt...it's persuasive.
I know I can't carry on with the 765 as I stand. Another Volvo of a less obsolete variety would be a different matter though, but there's none hoving into sight.

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Posted 23 September 2017 - 08:24 PM

Elbow CD?  Fuck, she couldn't pay me enough!

 

I'd buy it just for that reason if I had any need of such a machine. 

 

I do like Elbow though.


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Posted 23 September 2017 - 09:37 PM

I do like Elbow though.

I'm guessing you've not seen the boring bastards live then?

Disappoint was writ large when we saw them.

If only the Goona had a bigger, more impractical engine and a bader box...
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Posted 23 September 2017 - 09:55 PM

Been to see them live twice :D
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Posted 23 September 2017 - 09:57 PM

Really? Didn't know "Aye ahm buying the Laguna" were touring..
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Posted 23 September 2017 - 09:57 PM


If only the Goona had a bigger, more impractical engine and a bader box...


Does sir fancy a swap for such a fine* machine?
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Posted 24 September 2017 - 08:19 AM


If only the Goona had a bigger, more impractical engine and a bader box...


Wishing an auto box on a Laguna is like going down the fast lane of the M6 doing 130mph and wishing your engine would inexplicably dump all its oil out in one fell swoop.
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Posted 23 October 2017 - 12:11 PM

This is still here people, dont make me take it on!


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Posted 23 October 2017 - 12:16 PM

Perfect chariot for you once you've sold your Bimmer surely? 


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Posted 23 October 2017 - 07:46 PM

Perfect chariot for you once you've sold your Bimmer surely?


Ehh naw!
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