Morning Outage

[SiC]

What happened?

[Squire_Dawson]

Failed condenser.

[Twiggy]

Methinks the server in London did a FTP.

[4wheeledstool]

I can only assume that it was recently twatted with a hammer.

[hairnet]

Slarti fell asleep on the big red button

[wuvvum]

Grumble grumble admins can't cope, mutter mutter diversion of funds, mumble mumble legal action, etc.

[Jim Bell]

Is it donation time again already?*

 

 

 

 

 

*joke

[Sloth in a bowl]

LHM leak?

[Timewaster]

I'm not happy.

 

I had to have a conversation with real people.

[tooSavvy]

I asked 'over there'.....

 

TS

[DodgeRover]

I asked 'over there'.....

 

TS

Ovalchat? The fabled hidden, by invitation only, Facebook group?

[Sigmund Fraud]

 

Vacuum tube failure, common problem with them Autoshite-spec servers. Easily fixed, though.

[Slartibartfast]

Apologies all. There was a non-specific bit compression relay failure. After quite a lot of headscratching I decided to reverse the polarity of the neutron flow and bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish and now it's all working and as a side effect I took out a Klingon Warbird too.

 

 

 

 

Serious answer: php-fpm was timing out, with no obvious cause. All services appeared to be running normally. Logs were not helpful. In the end I updated nginx and that caused the problem to go away. I shall make sure to be more proactive in installing updates from now on.

[MorrisItalSLX]

Nothing a bit of wob and a roll of gaffa tape couldn't fix

[Dick Longbridge]

I blame it on the pets and possibly wildlife.

[Guest Hooli]

I'm not impressed I had to go do something in reality to pass the time!

 

I fitted my new heated grips & the throttle cable snapped while I was at it, I think that means AS owes me a cable...

[SiC]

[Twiggy]

Apologies all. There was a non-specific bit compression relay failure. After quite a lot of headscratching I decided to reverse the polarity of the neutron flow and bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish and now it's all working and as a side effect I took out a Klingon Warbird too.

 

 

 

 

Serious answer: php-fpm was timing out, with no obvious cause. All services appeared to be running normally. Logs were not helpful. In the end I updated nginx and that caused the problem to go away. I shall make sure to be more proactive in installing updates from now on.

 

Hmmm... I don`t understand that, but it`s brought A/S back to life, so thank you !

[tooSavvy]

Ovalchat? The fabled hidden, by invitation only, Facebook group?

Nope...

 

TS

[hairnet]

Turned off turned on again

[Cavcraft]

Thank you for turning it back on

[dougiefourspeed]

The problem is that without autoshite to quench my need to look at shit old cars. I've had to go out and physically look at a shit old car and now I think I might have bought a shit old car.

 

 

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[Honey Badger]

Good job on getting the site up again.

 

Good job taking out the Klingon warbird as well, one of those fuckers shat on the roof of my old Sierra once, it ruined the paint work.

[taxi paul]

I thought it was the nut behind the steering wheel come loose. Boom boom.

[Rod/b]

Apologies all. There was a non-specific bit compression relay failure. After quite a lot of headscratching I decided to reverse the polarity of the neutron flow and bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish and now it's all working and as a side effect I took out a Klingon Warbird too.

 

 

 

 

Serious answer: php-fpm was timing out, with no obvious cause. All services appeared to be running normally. Logs were not helpful. In the end I updated nginx and that caused the problem to go away. I shall make sure to be more proactive in installing updates from now on.

Did you check there wasn't 20p stuck in the handbrake?

[Noel Tidybeard]

wibble, wibble, flip, grunt ,blart, blart  (quivering in the corner)

[stripped fred]

Thanks for getting us back online clever people.

[Craig the Princess]

Thanks for hammering a smaller web site over it.