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Re-Roffle Camembert flavoured Safrane £2.50 a ticket, Sold out, payment pm's coming now.

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#91 OFFLINE   Heidel_Kakao

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Posted 31 August 2017 - 04:34 PM

I can't even find the bit about a picnic.  Have I missed something?

 

Also, Paid.

 

"Seems the bank holiday has halted interest in this, so I'll have to try and boost sales another way....

 

If you are the lucky winner of this fine automobile I will include a picnic to sustain you on your journey home including my famous black pudding scotch eggs, sausage rolls and other delicious pork based products and a bottle of cider from Wells next the Sea. (not for the drive home)."

 

It now includes yummy pork products! Veggies need not apply.


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#92 OFFLINE   barmatt

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Posted 31 August 2017 - 07:53 PM

I've never been much of a vegetarian chef but exceptions can be made if the winner is of that persuasion.

 

Most of the payments are in, just waiting on the last few and then we should be a go for Saturday nights draw.


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#93 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 31 August 2017 - 10:34 PM

I R PADE

 

If I win this theres gonna be hell on


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#94 OFFLINE   FOAD

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Posted 31 August 2017 - 10:41 PM

I've also paid.



#95 OFFLINE   barmatt

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Posted 01 September 2017 - 05:20 PM

Only a couple left to pay and we should be on for tomorrow.
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Posted 01 September 2017 - 07:58 PM

Me: "I may have entered a Roffle for a large french hatchback"
Wife: "You don't need another car at the moment"
Me: "I know. But it was £2.50"
Wife: "But why. You don't need another car"
Me: "That's sortof the point of a Roffle"
Wife: "But what if you win it?"
Me: "Cheeky bonus??"
*Wife walks away shaking head*

I did at once have 16 cars to my name. I am still struggling to reduce that figure. I am down to 7 now. I can see it going back up to 9 or so fairly soon. It's an addiction.
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#97 OFFLINE   eddyramrod

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Posted 01 September 2017 - 08:43 PM

You, young man, are a proper Shiter!


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Posted 02 September 2017 - 01:38 PM

Are we on for this evening's draw?
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Posted 02 September 2017 - 02:20 PM

Are we on for this evening's draw?

Yeah I don't see why not, there's still 2 people left to pay for their tickets but I don't think we should prolong the suspense anymore.
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#100 OFFLINE   rantingYoof

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Posted 02 September 2017 - 02:57 PM

*dread*

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Posted 02 September 2017 - 03:08 PM

What happens if a non payer wins? has this happened before?



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Posted 02 September 2017 - 03:18 PM

What happens if a non payer wins? has this happened before?


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Posted 02 September 2017 - 03:25 PM

If the bonus ball is a non-payer I reckon the logical step would be for the first ball out to win it.



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Posted 02 September 2017 - 06:15 PM

If the bonus ball is a non-payer I reckon the logical step would be for the first ball out to win it.

That's a good idea, let's go with that.

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Posted 02 September 2017 - 06:21 PM

General rule (or one I adopted in my roffles) is if a non-payer/blank number is the bonus ball, the preceding drawn ball wins. So it's essential to watch the draw and note down the numbers before they sort them into ascending order.

But it's your roffle so you choose the rules!

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Posted 02 September 2017 - 06:30 PM

Think I'll go with Wuvvums idea, if the bonus ball is a non payer then it's the first ball drawn that wins.

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Posted 02 September 2017 - 07:34 PM

Congrats to 95 quid Peugeot.


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Posted 02 September 2017 - 07:46 PM

Fucksticks.

I'll be able to enjoy my week away without worrying about the logistics of shifting this halfway across the country.

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Posted 02 September 2017 - 07:55 PM

Likewise. Look forward to the collection thread!

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Posted 02 September 2017 - 08:03 PM

Well done to 95quid Peugeot. Pm for collection capers.

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Posted 02 September 2017 - 09:02 PM

Yo. I'm ready. Mrs 95 doing lots of tutting at the moment
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The Peugeot 406 of much cheapness. 190k miles  Deceased, twatted into Central Reservation of A1 Southbound, RIP 10/12/16

The Gaylander TD4 of much gayness. 172k miles 180k miles

The Peugeot 407SW Mrs 95 quids hack 174k miles 182K Miles

The BMW Z4 in the delightful bell end purple colour.      :angry-smiley-007:

The Rover 75 of much comfyness 126k miles, new purchase, very Count Arthur Strong Sold 11.6/17 (Trilby moved to Sterling post sale)

The Skoda Labia TDI of son#1 120k miles 138k Miles

The Clitroen ZX of much gifferness reliably earning me .45p/mile work use.

The Sterling of much grey leather and low miles.. 

 

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Posted 02 September 2017 - 09:23 PM

Just tell her to call you "two and a half quid Renault".
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#113 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 02 September 2017 - 09:58 PM

She's only jealous, ignore her


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Posted 02 September 2017 - 10:07 PM

Obvs I can never win this in a raffle.

Congrats £95 pug.

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Posted 03 September 2017 - 09:02 AM

Collectshun capers next sat everyone.
Social activity @ Barmatts which it would be prudent not to interrupt with shite collection logistics.
Additionally I must add. My nearest shitter, Brodders of this parish offered to assist with transport, very impressive show of generosity
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CHOD

The Peugeot 406 of much cheapness. 190k miles  Deceased, twatted into Central Reservation of A1 Southbound, RIP 10/12/16

The Gaylander TD4 of much gayness. 172k miles 180k miles

The Peugeot 407SW Mrs 95 quids hack 174k miles 182K Miles

The BMW Z4 in the delightful bell end purple colour.      :angry-smiley-007:

The Rover 75 of much comfyness 126k miles, new purchase, very Count Arthur Strong Sold 11.6/17 (Trilby moved to Sterling post sale)

The Skoda Labia TDI of son#1 120k miles 138k Miles

The Clitroen ZX of much gifferness reliably earning me .45p/mile work use.

The Sterling of much grey leather and low miles.. 

 

NICE SHITE (Now much reduced in Number)

Triumph TR7

Renault Dauphine

BMW Z4  Ordered by Mrs 95 Quid to move her car into this section. :-D

Bristol 603E

 


#116 OFFLINE   95 quid Peugeot

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Posted 07 September 2017 - 05:14 PM

Captain Brodders. Can you advise of ones plans over the weekend. If the kind offer is still on the table I'd be delighted to accept.
Would you like to chauffeur ( I'll cover costs). Or drive the saffron back to Stowmarket. ( I'll insure)
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CHOD

The Peugeot 406 of much cheapness. 190k miles  Deceased, twatted into Central Reservation of A1 Southbound, RIP 10/12/16

The Gaylander TD4 of much gayness. 172k miles 180k miles

The Peugeot 407SW Mrs 95 quids hack 174k miles 182K Miles

The BMW Z4 in the delightful bell end purple colour.      :angry-smiley-007:

The Rover 75 of much comfyness 126k miles, new purchase, very Count Arthur Strong Sold 11.6/17 (Trilby moved to Sterling post sale)

The Skoda Labia TDI of son#1 120k miles 138k Miles

The Clitroen ZX of much gifferness reliably earning me .45p/mile work use.

The Sterling of much grey leather and low miles.. 

 

NICE SHITE (Now much reduced in Number)

Triumph TR7

Renault Dauphine

BMW Z4  Ordered by Mrs 95 Quid to move her car into this section. :-D

Bristol 603E

 






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