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Re-Roffle Camembert flavoured Safrane £2.50 a ticket, Sold out, payment pm's coming now.

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#91 OFFLINE   Heidel_Kakao

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Posted 31 August 2017 - 04:34 PM

I can't even find the bit about a picnic.  Have I missed something?

 

Also, Paid.

 

"Seems the bank holiday has halted interest in this, so I'll have to try and boost sales another way....

 

If you are the lucky winner of this fine automobile I will include a picnic to sustain you on your journey home including my famous black pudding scotch eggs, sausage rolls and other delicious pork based products and a bottle of cider from Wells next the Sea. (not for the drive home)."

 

It now includes yummy pork products! Veggies need not apply.


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Posted 31 August 2017 - 07:53 PM

I've never been much of a vegetarian chef but exceptions can be made if the winner is of that persuasion.

 

Most of the payments are in, just waiting on the last few and then we should be a go for Saturday nights draw.


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#93 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 31 August 2017 - 10:34 PM

I R PADE

 

If I win this theres gonna be hell on


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'A POUND-SHOP JAY LENO' 

 

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#94 OFFLINE   Shite Knight

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Posted 31 August 2017 - 10:41 PM

I've also paid.



#95 OFFLINE   barmatt

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Posted 01 September 2017 - 05:20 PM

Only a couple left to pay and we should be on for tomorrow.
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Posted 01 September 2017 - 07:58 PM

Me: "I may have entered a Roffle for a large french hatchback"
Wife: "You don't need another car at the moment"
Me: "I know. But it was £2.50"
Wife: "But why. You don't need another car"
Me: "That's sortof the point of a Roffle"
Wife: "But what if you win it?"
Me: "Cheeky bonus??"
*Wife walks away shaking head*

I did at once have 16 cars to my name. I am still struggling to reduce that figure. I am down to 7 now. I can see it going back up to 9 or so fairly soon. It's an addiction.
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Posted 01 September 2017 - 08:43 PM

You, young man, are a proper Shiter!


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Posted 02 September 2017 - 01:38 PM

Are we on for this evening's draw?
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Posted 02 September 2017 - 02:20 PM

Are we on for this evening's draw?

Yeah I don't see why not, there's still 2 people left to pay for their tickets but I don't think we should prolong the suspense anymore.
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#100 OFFLINE   rantingYoof

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Posted 02 September 2017 - 02:57 PM

*dread*

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#101 OFFLINE   barmatt

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Posted 02 September 2017 - 03:08 PM

What happens if a non payer wins? has this happened before?



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Posted 02 September 2017 - 03:18 PM

What happens if a non payer wins? has this happened before?


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Posted 02 September 2017 - 03:25 PM

If the bonus ball is a non-payer I reckon the logical step would be for the first ball out to win it.



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Posted 02 September 2017 - 06:15 PM

If the bonus ball is a non-payer I reckon the logical step would be for the first ball out to win it.

That's a good idea, let's go with that.

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Posted 02 September 2017 - 06:21 PM

General rule (or one I adopted in my roffles) is if a non-payer/blank number is the bonus ball, the preceding drawn ball wins. So it's essential to watch the draw and note down the numbers before they sort them into ascending order.

But it's your roffle so you choose the rules!
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Posted 02 September 2017 - 06:30 PM

Think I'll go with Wuvvums idea, if the bonus ball is a non payer then it's the first ball drawn that wins.

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Posted 02 September 2017 - 07:34 PM

Congrats to 95 quid Peugeot.


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Posted 02 September 2017 - 07:46 PM

Fucksticks.

I'll be able to enjoy my week away without worrying about the logistics of shifting this halfway across the country.

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Posted 02 September 2017 - 07:55 PM

Likewise. Look forward to the collection thread!

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Posted 02 September 2017 - 08:03 PM

Well done to 95quid Peugeot. Pm for collection capers.

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Posted 02 September 2017 - 09:02 PM

Yo. I'm ready. Mrs 95 doing lots of tutting at the moment
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CHOD

 

Now with added updates

Peugeot 406 HDI estate...now in Bramz hands, well for a few days!!

Citroen C5 estate, Purchased from Flat4alfa's dad 10/18,  (The .45p per mile winna         +++ Different C5 Estate ex Bramz/Chrisjvm

XC70 Mrs 95's horsey hack

The mighty Citroen ZX still..... sold .roffled. and bought back from winner...........  95 quid mansions pool car.

 

Inbetweeners

Cactus returning a surprising 63.9 mpg as Mrs 95's work car

 

 

NICE SHITE (Now much reduced in Number)

Volvo 240 Torslander

Rover 110 P4 East Anglian classic car auction impulse buy

Renault Dauphine,

 

And the ones come and gone in the couple of years on here, Gaylanders x2.....Rover 75 x2 ... Volvo V70 x2... BMW Z4.....Bristol 603...Saab 96...Safrane roffle car....TR4... Mach 1 Mustang...TR7....Offsprings Labia estate..


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Posted 02 September 2017 - 09:23 PM

Just tell her to call you "two and a half quid Renault".
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Posted 02 September 2017 - 09:58 PM

She's only jealous, ignore her


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'A POUND-SHOP JAY LENO' 

 

CHECK OUT MY AWARD-WINNING SHITE-FIXING BLOG HERE

"THE 2.3 POWERTRAIN IS A SILENT IS AS A FISH, AND IT PULLS LIKE A GREAT"
"Full luxury cream leather with walnut fascists"

"Car shows are full of mentals talking tosh"

"I had no doubt it would pass, but unbelievably, to mine and the MoT tester's amazement, it passed"


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Posted 02 September 2017 - 10:07 PM

Obvs I can never win this in a raffle.

Congrats £95 pug.

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Posted 03 September 2017 - 09:02 AM

Collectshun capers next sat everyone.
Social activity @ Barmatts which it would be prudent not to interrupt with shite collection logistics.
Additionally I must add. My nearest shitter, Brodders of this parish offered to assist with transport, very impressive show of generosity
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CHOD

 

Now with added updates

Peugeot 406 HDI estate...now in Bramz hands, well for a few days!!

Citroen C5 estate, Purchased from Flat4alfa's dad 10/18,  (The .45p per mile winna         +++ Different C5 Estate ex Bramz/Chrisjvm

XC70 Mrs 95's horsey hack

The mighty Citroen ZX still..... sold .roffled. and bought back from winner...........  95 quid mansions pool car.

 

Inbetweeners

Cactus returning a surprising 63.9 mpg as Mrs 95's work car

 

 

NICE SHITE (Now much reduced in Number)

Volvo 240 Torslander

Rover 110 P4 East Anglian classic car auction impulse buy

Renault Dauphine,

 

And the ones come and gone in the couple of years on here, Gaylanders x2.....Rover 75 x2 ... Volvo V70 x2... BMW Z4.....Bristol 603...Saab 96...Safrane roffle car....TR4... Mach 1 Mustang...TR7....Offsprings Labia estate..


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Posted 07 September 2017 - 05:14 PM

Captain Brodders. Can you advise of ones plans over the weekend. If the kind offer is still on the table I'd be delighted to accept.
Would you like to chauffeur ( I'll cover costs). Or drive the saffron back to Stowmarket. ( I'll insure)
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CHOD

 

Now with added updates

Peugeot 406 HDI estate...now in Bramz hands, well for a few days!!

Citroen C5 estate, Purchased from Flat4alfa's dad 10/18,  (The .45p per mile winna         +++ Different C5 Estate ex Bramz/Chrisjvm

XC70 Mrs 95's horsey hack

The mighty Citroen ZX still..... sold .roffled. and bought back from winner...........  95 quid mansions pool car.

 

Inbetweeners

Cactus returning a surprising 63.9 mpg as Mrs 95's work car

 

 

NICE SHITE (Now much reduced in Number)

Volvo 240 Torslander

Rover 110 P4 East Anglian classic car auction impulse buy

Renault Dauphine,

 

And the ones come and gone in the couple of years on here, Gaylanders x2.....Rover 75 x2 ... Volvo V70 x2... BMW Z4.....Bristol 603...Saab 96...Safrane roffle car....TR4... Mach 1 Mustang...TR7....Offsprings Labia estate..






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