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Re-Roffle Camembert flavoured Safrane £2.50 a ticket, Sold out, payment pm's coming now.

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#61 OFFLINE   The Moog

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Posted 29 August 2017 - 07:00 PM

Two please ...
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#62 OFFLINE   barmatt

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Posted 29 August 2017 - 07:04 PM

How many left?

 

5 I think, how many would you like Sir?



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Posted 29 August 2017 - 07:12 PM

Only 5 Safranes left?  Blimey, I wonder if I should buy more tickets....


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Posted 29 August 2017 - 07:24 PM

Only 5 Safranes left?  Blimey, I wonder if I should buy more tickets....

 

 

Yep, only 5. How many more would you like Sir. :D


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Posted 29 August 2017 - 07:31 PM

Don't tempt me
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Posted 29 August 2017 - 07:33 PM

Erm......

Let's see.... I've got three cars I can use, plus one I can't get rid of that's 200 miles away.  I have a grand total of one parking space, and that's on-street.  My credit cards are both straining.  Hmmmm.............

I can't quite work out from that how many more cars I actually need!


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Posted 29 August 2017 - 08:33 PM

I partly really want this, but now mostly I want RobT to win it back just to see what happens.  Presumably he'll roffle it, and Barmatt will buy tickets.


If I do win (unlikely) you're welcome to it Phil for the price of a pasty or something. But then I reckon bramz and a few others might like a go, so it could become the AS equivalent of an office pool car!
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#68 OFFLINE   RobT

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Posted 29 August 2017 - 08:35 PM

Just for being nuts enough to buy tickets for the car I got from you, I've given you a third number gratis. :D


Cheers! I never win anything so am quietly confident this will remain so...

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Posted 29 August 2017 - 09:50 PM

If there's any left, I'll have a couple please.
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#70 OFFLINE   phil_lihp

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Posted 30 August 2017 - 10:25 AM

If I do win (unlikely) you're welcome to it Phil for the price of a pasty or something. But then I reckon bramz and a few others might like a go, so it could become the AS equivalent of an office pool car!

 

Deal!  



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Posted 30 August 2017 - 11:28 AM

I have zero need for a large petrol hatchback.  The only vehicles of any value to me at all are diesel and estate.

 

So I'll have a ticket please.  Should I win it, it will be immediately available to anyone who actually wanted it for the cost of a fish supper.  With ketchup.


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Posted 30 August 2017 - 11:46 AM

if its last 2 I'll have them, can you let me know the numbers, as I'm going to donate one to Brodders to try and get his car count up, I'm not having my nearest shitter with 1 car, it's fucking embarrassing 


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Posted 30 August 2017 - 12:18 PM

if its last 2 I'll have them, can you let me know the numbers, as I'm going to donate one to Brodders to try and get his car count up, I'm not having my nearest shitter with 1 car, it's fucking embarrassing


I don't know whether to thank you, or be fucking scared that I now actually have a chance of winning it.
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#74 ONLINE   95 quid Peugeot

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Posted 30 August 2017 - 01:04 PM

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CHOD

The Peugeot 406 of much cheapness. 190k miles  Deceased, twatted into Central Reservation of A1 Southbound, RIP 10/12/16...Relaced with 406 estate.

The Gaylander TD4 of much gayness. 172k miles 180k miles Sold to nice Romanian man to take to Eastern Europe. Replaced with another. 

The BMW Z4 in the delightful bell end purple colour.      :angry-smiley-007:

The Rover 75 of much comfyness 126k miles, new purchase, very Count Arthur Strong Sold 11.6/17 (Trilby moved to Sterling post sale)

The Clitroen ZX of much gifferness reliably earning me .45p/mile work use  sold .roffled. and bought back from winner...........  95 quid mansions pool car.

The Team Sven Mobiles V70 and XC70  why oh why ?

 

NICE SHITE (Now much reduced in Number)

Saab 96

Renault Dauphine

BMW Z4  Ordered by Mrs 95 Quid to move her car into this section. :-D and its still bell end purple.

 


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Posted 30 August 2017 - 02:00 PM

if its last 2 I'll have them, can you let me know the numbers, as I'm going to donate one to Brodders to try and get his car count up, I'm not having my nearest shitter with 1 car, it's fucking embarrassing 

 

The last 2 numbers are 24 and 32, do you have a preference which you'd like to donate to Brodders?



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Posted 30 August 2017 - 04:17 PM

And with that we are sold out. Thanks to all brave* competitors and good luck. payment pm's will be forthcoming. 


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Posted 30 August 2017 - 04:19 PM

The winning one please. Otherwise 32 will be fine. Hope it will make him a respectable 2 car fellow shitter
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CHOD

The Peugeot 406 of much cheapness. 190k miles  Deceased, twatted into Central Reservation of A1 Southbound, RIP 10/12/16...Relaced with 406 estate.

The Gaylander TD4 of much gayness. 172k miles 180k miles Sold to nice Romanian man to take to Eastern Europe. Replaced with another. 

The BMW Z4 in the delightful bell end purple colour.      :angry-smiley-007:

The Rover 75 of much comfyness 126k miles, new purchase, very Count Arthur Strong Sold 11.6/17 (Trilby moved to Sterling post sale)

The Clitroen ZX of much gifferness reliably earning me .45p/mile work use  sold .roffled. and bought back from winner...........  95 quid mansions pool car.

The Team Sven Mobiles V70 and XC70  why oh why ?

 

NICE SHITE (Now much reduced in Number)

Saab 96

Renault Dauphine

BMW Z4  Ordered by Mrs 95 Quid to move her car into this section. :-D and its still bell end purple.

 


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Posted 30 August 2017 - 04:43 PM

Goddamnit guys why did you have to find this Safrane as attractive as I did?

 

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Posted 30 August 2017 - 05:47 PM

Scented.


GLWTS everyone!

 

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Tripod: 2014 three-wheeled walker.  Temporary I hope!

 

 

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Posted 30 August 2017 - 06:12 PM

Paid.

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#81 OFFLINE   phil_lihp

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Posted 30 August 2017 - 06:35 PM

Paid.



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Posted 30 August 2017 - 06:37 PM

Paid


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Posted 30 August 2017 - 07:47 PM

I am very excited at the prospect of winning a picnic.
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Posted 30 August 2017 - 09:30 PM

I missed the bit about the picnic.  Ace!  Although being a Safrane, would some mildly whiffy cheese and a slightly vinegary bottle of wine not be more appropriate? :)



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Posted 30 August 2017 - 09:38 PM

Paid.

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Posted 31 August 2017 - 07:09 AM

done my 6 tickets plus #32 for Brodders


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The Peugeot 406 of much cheapness. 190k miles  Deceased, twatted into Central Reservation of A1 Southbound, RIP 10/12/16...Relaced with 406 estate.

The Gaylander TD4 of much gayness. 172k miles 180k miles Sold to nice Romanian man to take to Eastern Europe. Replaced with another. 

The BMW Z4 in the delightful bell end purple colour.      :angry-smiley-007:

The Rover 75 of much comfyness 126k miles, new purchase, very Count Arthur Strong Sold 11.6/17 (Trilby moved to Sterling post sale)

The Clitroen ZX of much gifferness reliably earning me .45p/mile work use  sold .roffled. and bought back from winner...........  95 quid mansions pool car.

The Team Sven Mobiles V70 and XC70  why oh why ?

 

NICE SHITE (Now much reduced in Number)

Saab 96

Renault Dauphine

BMW Z4  Ordered by Mrs 95 Quid to move her car into this section. :-D and its still bell end purple.

 


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Posted 31 August 2017 - 08:25 AM

Paid.

Oddly I can't get FJ to insure this, despite them more than happy to cover my incoming (year and a bit) newer French automatic....

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Posted 31 August 2017 - 12:11 PM

Bollocks, knew I should have popped in here sooner!


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Posted 31 August 2017 - 12:55 PM

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Posted 31 August 2017 - 03:08 PM

I missed the bit about the picnic.  Ace!  Although being a Safrane, would some mildly whiffy cheese and a slightly vinegary bottle of wine not be more appropriate? :)

I can't even find the bit about a picnic.  Have I missed something?

 

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