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Re-Roffle Camembert flavoured Safrane £2.50 a ticket, Sold out, payment pm's coming now.

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#31 OFFLINE   theorganist

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Posted 21 August 2017 - 10:37 AM

I shall have four randoms please


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#32 OFFLINE   barmatt

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Posted 21 August 2017 - 11:27 AM

6 randoms please.

 

My wife will kill me if I win this.

 

You Sir, are a legend.

 

All updated so far, thanks for all the bravery/stupidity so far and long may it continue.



#33 ONLINE   BorniteIdentity

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Posted 21 August 2017 - 11:29 AM

Just waiting for 90% of the tickets to sell before offering the cash price.

You can all beat me up later...once you've managed to catch up with me in my French WBoD

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#34 OFFLINE   RichardK

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Posted 21 August 2017 - 11:38 AM

FFS. 42 then...


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#35 OFFLINE   SiC

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Posted 21 August 2017 - 08:15 PM

You Sir, are a legend.

All updated so far, thanks for all the bravery/stupidity so far and long may it continue.


If I did win this, I'm not sure how I'd get it home, especially without the wife knowing. 5hrs by train and earliest time without spending big money is 11am. Then another 4hrs drive back. All without letting my wife find out. I think she might...
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Posted 21 August 2017 - 08:51 PM

If I did win this, I'm not sure how I'd get it home, especially without the wife knowing. 5hrs by train and earliest time without spending big money is 11am. Then another 4hrs drive back. All without letting my wife find out. I think she might...


Just say that you are going for a lads day out at Platinum Lace in Norwich, followed by a cocaine and tequila fuelled romp with a Slovakian lap dancer and a Shitter from Norfolk. It will involve less heartache and disappointment than telling her that you've acquired another Renault that you wouldn't have a chance of selling to a member of the general public.
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#37 ONLINE   alcyonecorporation

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Posted 22 August 2017 - 02:14 PM

23 for me please 


What we need is more poo brown cars.


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#38 OFFLINE   worldofceri

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Posted 22 August 2017 - 05:43 PM

#48 please.
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Posted 23 August 2017 - 12:43 AM

Having been intrigued by British train prices recently myself for a collection requiring a train from Horsham, Sussex to Saxmundham, Suffolk, I got the price down from £70ish to £20ish , I thought I would have a go at Northampton to Sheringham, Bingo , should you win said Roffle and would collect on 2nd September leaving yours at 07.35 getting to Sheringham at
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£21.20
Cheapest
Limited tickets left at this price

5h 9m, 3 changes
Off-peak.
yours for a reasonable £21.20
Sounds like a bargain !

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Posted 23 August 2017 - 06:32 AM

7:35am on a Saturday?

 

I'd probably rather spend £50 and have an extra hour in bed.

 

I wish I were joking too.


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Posted 23 August 2017 - 12:02 PM

I'll take 2 randoms if any left.

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Posted 24 August 2017 - 01:46 AM

Good news on the train fare , it seems most trains that day are £21.20 some going upto £24.30 , bet you can't wait to win the roffle now

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Posted 27 August 2017 - 12:21 AM

I already have more cars than I need and due to hanging about on this iste I will be collecting an XJ6 from Scotland on Monday and a Beetle from Essex on Wednesday, my neighbours think I am a car dealer and I am down to my last few quid - better use it wisely and take two randoms please.


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#44 OFFLINE   barmatt

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Posted 29 August 2017 - 10:08 AM

Seems the bank holiday has halted interest in this, so I'll have to try and boost sales another way....

 

If you are the lucky winner of this fine automobile I will include a picnic to sustain you on your journey home including my famous black pudding scotch eggs, sausage rolls and other delicious pork based products and a bottle of cider from Wells next the Sea. (not for the drive home).

 

What more could you want?


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Posted 29 August 2017 - 10:59 AM

You are a one, you got me, 1 more random please.

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Posted 29 August 2017 - 11:23 AM

I don't know why sales have slowed down, but I will take another ticket in the hope that I win what sounds like some very nice food (and the Renault too).
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Posted 29 August 2017 - 11:58 AM

I don't know why sales have slowed down, but I will take another ticket in the hope that I win what sounds like some very nice food (and the Renault too).

You need another car Brodders, all that lightweight stuff with 1 car needs to stop


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Posted 29 August 2017 - 12:02 PM

I'll take one more then to push things along, I am also in a one-car (van) situation and after 24 hours it's starting to get quite distressing.


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Posted 29 August 2017 - 12:12 PM

You need another car Brodders, all that lightweight stuff with 1 car needs to stop


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Posted 29 August 2017 - 01:19 PM

It makes no sense for me to buy tickets, so I'll have two randoms please Matt.
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Posted 29 August 2017 - 02:29 PM

It makes no sense for me to buy tickets, so I'll have two randoms please Matt.

 

Just for being nuts enough to buy tickets for the car I got from you, I've given you a third number gratis. :D


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Posted 29 August 2017 - 02:34 PM

I partly really want this, but now mostly I want RobT to win it back just to see what happens.  Presumably he'll roffle it, and Barmatt will buy tickets.


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Posted 29 August 2017 - 02:57 PM

No he won't.  There's alcohol on offer now, so the forum's very own teetotaller will win.  Won't I?


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Posted 29 August 2017 - 03:01 PM

No he won't.  There's alcohol on offer now, so the forum's very own teetotaller will win.  Won't I?

 

We can change the cider to a local apple juice if you win.



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Posted 29 August 2017 - 03:16 PM

Could I have 36 and 16 please?

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Posted 29 August 2017 - 03:18 PM

Sorry 36 and 15
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Posted 29 August 2017 - 03:25 PM

Sorry 36 and 15

done

 

 

Only 7 tickets left folks, things are getting exciting.



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Posted 29 August 2017 - 04:15 PM

I'm a teetotaller with a non-fault insurance claim that'll likely be open for months.

So the odds are becoming good. Very good.

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Posted 29 August 2017 - 05:42 PM

It's not an estate so I shouldn't even be interested but put me down for number 21 please.
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Posted 29 August 2017 - 06:08 PM

How many left?
Current Fleet:
1974 MGB GT - A stereotypical classic car.
2007 Honda Civic EX CTDi - The reliable runner that is like the family pet.
2010 Aldi A4 - Owned to placate the wife on my crap buying


My history: 2003 Clio II 1.2 16v (First car), 2003 Honda Civic 3dr 1.7 CTDi (Isuzu lump), 1992 Mazda MX5 1.6, 2005 Mazda RX8 192bhp, 2005 Saab 9-3 1.9TiD 150bhp, 2007 Honda Civic 2.2 CTDi, 2004 Renault Scenic 1.6 Auto (Now Kiltox FiL), 2004 Saab 9-5 2.3t (Now Hooli), 2004 Smart Roadster 80bhp
Wife history (that she used/owned but I had frequent use of): 2002 Renault Clio II 1.2 16v (Billabong!), 2006 Mazda MX5 1.8, 2004 VW Golf 1.6 FSI, 2005 Renault Scenic II 2.0 (went bad from the drive back when buying it!), 2002 Vauxhall Astra 1.6 16v (now phil_lihp ex-colleague), 2005 Renault Laguna II v6 (Now angle)





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