I have been in touch with the owner of this and it will, at some point, be available. It is and has been for some time parked here to stop a "rather unpleasant" neighbour from using the owners' driveway. If/when the owner gets permission to fence off the driveway it will be available free of charge to whoever wants it. Forgive me if I'm wrong but this seems like a prime slice of Malaysian shite. For the sake of the owners privacy for the time being all I will say about it's location is that it is just north of Manchester. It is SORN and no MOT history available online. It could be totally fucked, I really don't know.
Anyone who wants it get in touch and I'll keep your updated whenever I hear from the owner. Perhaps if someone could offer something that is only fit for scrap but is presentable to take it's place we might be able to secure it's future sooner but the replacement would need to be put in place as soon as the Proton is moved.