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HORNED KAYLE Honda Accord SE Exec (again) £250

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#1 OFFLINE   Partridge

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Posted 03 August 2017 - 08:16 PM

Right chums, this is up for sale again. Tried to shift it earlier in the year with no luck, but it really, really, needs to go. There's a much more shite daily on the way and this in it's parking space. Those in the INNER SANCTUM OF THE HIGH ORDER OF SHITERS will know what this is. But lets keep them guessing. Lets keep them on edge. Tease them.

 

Anyway, back to the Honda. It's got 140k on the clock, MANYOL gearbox and heated lea-tha seets to impress all da bitches outside Nandos, blud. The best point of the whole bloody car is the stereo - bugger me, it's good.

 

This is what it looks like. But it's not been cleaned since those pictures were taken. In April.

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Lets get the bad out of the way:

 

MoT runs out in October.

It needs the cambelt changing, a major service and rear discs and pads.

Clutch has a high bite point. Always has, mind. Might just need bleeding. CBA to find out.

Somebody has knocked the bumper in a previous life and one of the rear lights is cracked.

The cat has added some speed stripes to the bonnet.

 

On the plus side it's got four good Kumho tyres that I put on new this year, drives well and other than the odd mark it cleans up nicely enough. And it's £250. No offers ta. Located on the Northants/Cambs border, so bring your banjo and your mother that's also your sister.

 

A good car for someone who's confident enough to do the belt, basically.

 

 


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#2 OFFLINE   sims00

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Posted 03 August 2017 - 08:22 PM

LAWD A MERCY do I love these Accord's. Solid, dependable, and weirdly, luxurious. Should shift in no time, and I've driven these before and found the clutch to be strangely high.


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#3 OFFLINE   Partridge

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Posted 03 August 2017 - 08:26 PM

Treat* yourself.


Dugong- "Yes. Crashing a Ghibli through a hotel room made of champagne whilst off your swede on forest argh would be great."

Mouseflakes- "Are these wafer-thin slices of an actual clown's face?"

WilsonWilson - "What is this? A Vtec for ants?"

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#4 OFFLINE   sims00

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Posted 03 August 2017 - 08:33 PM

Treat* yourself.

I would, but the insurance on these are an actual joke. 


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#5 OFFLINE   Partridge

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Posted 03 August 2017 - 08:50 PM

Really? That's odd, it was MEGA CHEEPZ for me.


Dugong- "Yes. Crashing a Ghibli through a hotel room made of champagne whilst off your swede on forest argh would be great."

Mouseflakes- "Are these wafer-thin slices of an actual clown's face?"

WilsonWilson - "What is this? A Vtec for ants?"

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Posted 03 August 2017 - 09:03 PM

Hopefully someone will snap this up, but dare I say raffle.

£5 a ticket and £45 in your hand for fuel home.

 

Always fancied a VTEC

 

28 & 44 if roffle.


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Posted 03 August 2017 - 09:06 PM

Totes would, but already have two broken cars.

 

One random pls.


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Posted 03 August 2017 - 11:27 PM

I'll take a random..
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Posted 04 August 2017 - 06:39 AM

I would consider roffling this one. But I'll give it a week or so first, would still like to flog it outright.


Dugong- "Yes. Crashing a Ghibli through a hotel room made of champagne whilst off your swede on forest argh would be great."

Mouseflakes- "Are these wafer-thin slices of an actual clown's face?"

WilsonWilson - "What is this? A Vtec for ants?"

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Posted 04 August 2017 - 07:48 AM

That looks [welsh valleys accent] well tidy [/stereotypical regional accent] and having a spanish gearbox is a major plus.

 

Absolutely cannot justify another car right now.  But I'll take number 40 Rofflecoptor.



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Posted 04 August 2017 - 08:39 AM

Most of the Hondas in work (new) still use a cable clutch so may even be as simple as a cable adjustment.

Either way, total bargain, these really do go on forever of looked after.

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Posted 04 August 2017 - 10:02 AM

If I hadn't just bought another car, I'd be beating a path to your door.  Lovely thing, good luck.



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Posted 04 August 2017 - 11:34 AM

Really? That's odd, it was MEGA CHEEPZ for me.

Yeah, it's my postcode more than anything that hinders me. Really infuriates me when they quote me over £600 for what in essence will be a second runabout. I have plenty of NCB which seemingly is pointless to them. 


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Posted 04 August 2017 - 11:42 AM

My friend took a 2.0 to 220k with dealer servicing every 9000 miles right until the end. It was religiously looked after but, I have to say, after 220k and 14 years it was utterly worn out. Yes it would probably have lumbered on but he exited stage left and bought something new.

GLWS. There's probably a lot of life left on this.

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Posted 04 August 2017 - 12:00 PM

Hydraulic clutch I think.

They're really good cars if you want something that just works, but can be surprisingly expensive to maintain to a road legal standard.



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Posted 09 August 2017 - 07:22 PM

I know what you mean. For a hum-drum saloon car, they're as high maintenance as feck.


Dugong- "Yes. Crashing a Ghibli through a hotel room made of champagne whilst off your swede on forest argh would be great."

Mouseflakes- "Are these wafer-thin slices of an actual clown's face?"

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Posted 09 August 2017 - 07:26 PM

42 and three radnoms please!
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Posted 09 August 2017 - 08:09 PM

28 & 44 if roffle.

 

I know we have not even got to the roffle stage yet, but if that route is taken I wont be able to take numbers as above.

Sorry


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'02 Saab 9-5 Aero (mega mega miles),

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ZT-T Diesel Manual

LPG 4.0 Jeep Grand Cherokee WJ

Saab 9-3 Convertible 

Focus 1.6 Auto

 


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Posted 09 August 2017 - 08:30 PM

Hmm...could this be time to loose my ROFFLECOPTOR virginity?


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Posted 09 August 2017 - 08:36 PM

If you do, number 52 for me please.

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Posted 10 August 2017 - 01:14 AM

Hmm...could this be time to loose my ROFFLECOPTOR virginity?


If I were you, run the raffle anyway, but with the proviso that should anyone want to stump up the cash price then the raffle is cancelled. All you're doing is putting names to a list until the numbers are all taken anyway.

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Posted 18 August 2017 - 09:22 PM

Bumping this up in the hope someone here may buy it.
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Posted 19 August 2017 - 07:48 AM

Cheers mate. Don't think I can be arsed to do a roffle so will accept decent offers now :) Just need it gone!


Dugong- "Yes. Crashing a Ghibli through a hotel room made of champagne whilst off your swede on forest argh would be great."

Mouseflakes- "Are these wafer-thin slices of an actual clown's face?"

WilsonWilson - "What is this? A Vtec for ants?"

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2000 Renault Laguna DTi estate - Tip run bitch

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