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#1 OFFLINE   320touring

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Posted 27 July 2017 - 06:22 PM

You join us on a live foray into the demented mind of 320touring..
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Posted 27 July 2017 - 06:24 PM

So far we have a train going the wrong way, and rain, plenty rain. Ideal when you ain't brought a jacket..

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Posted 27 July 2017 - 06:27 PM

Why does it need to be replaced?


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Posted 27 July 2017 - 06:33 PM

Why does it need to be replaced?

 

Because...

 

320touring

 

;-)


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Posted 27 July 2017 - 06:34 PM

Why does it need to be replaced?


It has been vended to a victim
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Posted 27 July 2017 - 06:35 PM

Because...


;-)


Pretty much.

Luckily I'm on my way to see a replacement as we speak.

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Posted 27 July 2017 - 07:08 PM

The next stage involves an Autoshite remake of Layer Cake.
With less RS6 and more S4

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Oh and less Daniel Craig (and MOAR DOME)
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Posted 27 July 2017 - 07:33 PM

I even wore my Speedos for full effect.

Did someone mention cake?
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Posted 27 July 2017 - 07:42 PM

That's a negatory so far...

Anyone care to guess?
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Posted 27 July 2017 - 07:48 PM

Are you not going in the wrong direction to pickup my Panda?


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I estimate this car needs £3000 maybe £4000 spending on it to get it rite and when this is done it will be wotrth about £1500!!


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Posted 27 July 2017 - 08:24 PM

Hmmmm a potenshul?

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Posted 27 July 2017 - 08:35 PM

Kentucky Fried Panda?

 

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Posted 27 July 2017 - 09:07 PM

Alas no frying occurred
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Posted 27 July 2017 - 09:10 PM

I am assuming booooooost can be turned up


So Xud xantia :-)

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Posted 27 July 2017 - 09:11 PM

Nup
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Posted 27 July 2017 - 09:24 PM

does it have front AND rear electric windows?


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Posted 27 July 2017 - 09:29 PM

Passat ...

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Posted 27 July 2017 - 09:35 PM

does it have front AND rear electric windows?


It doesn't, and I ain't bought the first one I've seen!

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Posted 27 July 2017 - 09:42 PM

I mean, I would (and did) buy worse. But Neil walked away. What is the world coming to?
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Posted 27 July 2017 - 09:48 PM

It must have been bad :)
Was it powered by the devils bum gravy ?

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Posted 27 July 2017 - 10:01 PM

It must have been shocking.
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Posted 28 July 2017 - 10:54 AM

Day 2. I have recovered from the shock of walking away from a car, and am now back in fighting mode..
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Posted 28 July 2017 - 11:11 AM

Fuck it must have been really bad.


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Posted 28 July 2017 - 11:38 AM

Who did the Alfa get vended to?
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Posted 28 July 2017 - 11:58 AM

Who did the Alfa get vended to?


I'm sure a kullekshin Fred will be forthcoming..
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Posted 28 July 2017 - 04:26 PM

Thought you might have pounced on the cheap pisshat on here

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Posted 28 July 2017 - 04:35 PM

Thought you might have pounced on the cheap pisshat on here


Currently trying to avoid VAGSHITE..
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Posted 28 July 2017 - 06:05 PM

Fuck it must have been really bad.


I'd have bought it.
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Posted 28 July 2017 - 06:11 PM

Was it rejected because it was too nice ?
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Posted 28 July 2017 - 06:27 PM

Can we have some pictures?

Maybe a vague description, even if through the means of dance or something?

So far this collection thread is quite low on collectioning, although OP will surely deliver in the end.
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