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#2821 OFFLINE   outlaw118

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Posted 24 February 2008 - 05:00 PM

52K? or 152K? What do we think? Still, cool old bus; bro had one in metallic green a few years ago, went like stink and drank like a fish (possibly these two facts are connected...)

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Posted 24 February 2008 - 09:32 PM

Has this 505 meat wagon been on yet :?: http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... dZViewItem

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Posted 24 February 2008 - 09:34 PM

Goodness! What a fantastic beast.

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Posted 24 February 2008 - 09:55 PM

JESUS MARY AND THE ORPHANS.

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#2825 OFFLINE   bigstraight6

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Posted 24 February 2008 - 10:12 PM

JESUS MARY AND THE ORPHANS.

http://carad.ebayimg.com/i22/06/a/000/78...
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Good grief, that is truly awful. Give me a completely original 1900GTI instead! that horror is only suitable for being cubed.
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#2826 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 24 February 2008 - 10:54 PM

YOW!!!!!1

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Posted 24 February 2008 - 11:01 PM

YOW OSAFO BEDIKIAKO!That Kadett Caravan is SUPA KOOL.I shall not be bidding however, as I know that a rusty chevette.de is SUPA ARSEACHE. The one I had was horribly rotten in some really odd and nasty to reach places.

#2828 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 24 February 2008 - 11:13 PM

Yeah and that ones got a side window missing!!! :lol: :lol: Thats gonne be well easy to find.

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Posted 24 February 2008 - 11:19 PM

JESUS MARY AND THE ORPHANS.

http://carad.ebayimg.com/i22/06/a/000/78...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 93QQihZ010
Special [needs].

Good grief, that is truly awful. Give me a completely original 1900GTI instead! that horror is only suitable for being cubed.
Maybe he should buy this invacar :shock:

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... dZViewItem

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Posted 25 February 2008 - 06:18 AM

65 MPH in an Invacar sounds terrifying.

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Posted 25 February 2008 - 09:13 AM

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SHABBA!

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Posted 25 February 2008 - 09:34 AM

Hmmmm.... anyone else think thats had a front ender at some point? Then repaired by pikey-painters ltd. Theres something I cant quite put my finger on......

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Posted 25 February 2008 - 09:38 AM

Thet Sierra looks like a good buy ! can't be too bad underneath, and i'm sure it will clean up reasonably

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Posted 25 February 2008 - 12:40 PM

Hmmmm.... anyone else think thats had a front ender at some point? Then repaired by pikey-painters ltd. Theres something I cant quite put my finger on......

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Posted 25 February 2008 - 01:07 PM

JESUS MARY AND THE ORPHANS.

http://carad.ebayimg.com/i22/06/a/000/78...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 93QQihZ010
Special [needs].

Good grief, that is truly awful. Give me a completely original 1900GTI instead! that horror is only suitable for being cubed.
I do believe those are Citroen AX alloys - I seem to think the last of the line AXGT's had the 4 stud fixings - of course I could be talking bollocks.

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Posted 25 February 2008 - 02:48 PM

I do believe those are Citroen AX alloys - I seem to think the last of the line AXGT's had the 4 stud fixings - of course I could be talking bollocks.

Ax gti :wink:

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Posted 25 February 2008 - 03:55 PM

Luxo spec TX FTW!

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Posted 25 February 2008 - 03:58 PM

Much Yellowness!

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Posted 25 February 2008 - 04:18 PM

I saw this at the Stoneleigh MG show yesterday and though someone here might be interested. I spoke to a young chap on the stand about it - he was already an Ital owner so didn't want this one himself. I gave him an Autoshite cars so maybe he'll turn up soon? The "donor" stuff had probably been added to the advert as a way of advertising it to that crowd. He didn't want to see it go that way. He showed be some photos and it did look good!

Get in touch if you want the phone numbers.

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Posted 25 February 2008 - 04:59 PM

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Lordy. That's a nice one!

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Posted 25 February 2008 - 05:09 PM

FUGG A DUGG that is ACE!

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Posted 25 February 2008 - 05:21 PM

WORST EBAY N00B AD SKILLZ, LIKE EVAR.

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Not putting any relevant detail in the searchable title is always a winner.
Compounding this by putting utter bollocks in the subtitle makes this guy a champ.
Piss-poor text skills add to the charm, as does the implication that the car has done 800,000+ miles.
Yet more bonus points for not even being ar$ed to wipe the mildew off it.

GR8 PL8 though.

I wager this one will be hiabbed and crushed before the sun sets next sunday.
"HI M8 WUD U TAK £50 COLECT 2NITE?"

#2843 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 25 February 2008 - 05:34 PM

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Early seat ibiza with the bizarre indicator switchgear. KOOL

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Posted 25 February 2008 - 05:54 PM

Hagerlers need not apply!

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Posted 25 February 2008 - 09:11 PM

The 'MX7' has two kinds of alloys... very 'Drift' already!

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Posted 25 February 2008 - 09:35 PM

How cool is this? And you can drive it at 16!

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Posted 25 February 2008 - 09:56 PM

Goodness! What a fantastic beast.

Hot damn.I want that so bad I just felt a twinge!Still waitin on that genie tho....:(505s are mean feck in general. Defo in my top 5 o' shite.

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#2848 OFFLINE   binhoker668

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Posted 25 February 2008 - 10:03 PM

http://i12.ebayimg.com/03/i/000/dc/10/4b...
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Lordy. That's a nice one!

Aw puhlease....
Yer just teasin' me now...

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Posted 25 February 2008 - 10:27 PM

Has the 505 Ambuflance been posted up yet? - Ideal camperconversion in the offering I think - or hearse....

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Posted 26 February 2008 - 06:26 AM

Where are THESE all appearing from!?! :shock:

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