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#2791 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 21 February 2008 - 07:04 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1979-Mitsibushi-L200-Pick-Up-for-Spares-Restoration_W0QQitemZ300200557047QQihZ020QQcategoryZ2192QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
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Posted 21 February 2008 - 07:57 PM

Just on tv now..seller in Auckland of two ex Hugh Hefner merc. 600 Pullman'sintervewers question..why are you selling them ?ANSWER...I've got 6 600's and that's about 2 too many 8) They are on the net somewhere for sale.

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Posted 21 February 2008 - 09:08 PM

Paging Dr Bollox, pick up.

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Posted 21 February 2008 - 09:38 PM

Round of... for that one, what a honey!

#2795 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 21 February 2008 - 11:55 PM

Paging Dr Bollox, pick up.

http://i4.ebayimg.com/07/i/000/db/59/83f...
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#2796 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 22 February 2008 - 12:19 AM

check this billiard table zephyr.

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Posted 22 February 2008 - 08:58 AM

Your photo isn't working for me Mr.B?

Its so big he couldn't quite get it all in shot!

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Posted 22 February 2008 - 01:13 PM

That mofo is spectacular! I punt I shall have!

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Posted 22 February 2008 - 11:12 PM

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AGGGHH. 23K on clock. Beige. Rubbish spec. Some money left in bank. Not far from me.

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Posted 22 February 2008 - 11:50 PM

That Zephyr..............I just splatted!Now to convince the wife I actually NEED it.......
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Posted 23 February 2008 - 02:01 AM

That Zephyr is just about clinging on to life, here's hoping someone will save it!

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Posted 23 February 2008 - 07:41 AM

Ambassador, you are really spoiling us!It is very beige. And what is that elephant's trunk going into the inner wing about?Not my cup of tea, but I do think that a beige Y-reg ambassador could be the ultimate "shite" car. On the other hand, the aircraft-carrier is exactly my kind of thing. Vast, pointless and spectacularly grim. I'd love to roll it. On the list!

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Posted 23 February 2008 - 08:41 AM

The aircraft carrier looks even more rubbish than the one I spotted last year, they look awesome in that condition - one of those cars that doesn't really suit being immaculate IMO.Even looks as if it's starting to snap at the bulkhead - think it's just a visual illusion with that swage line being so straight (probably should have a slight curve to appear straight, but like that trick with columns).Hirst, if you got that Ambassador it would look deeply amusing parked up next to the Galant - both slightly awkward modernisations of cars which once looked quite snazzy.

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#2804 OFFLINE   Marty

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Posted 23 February 2008 - 09:35 AM

And what is that elephant's trunk going into the inner wing about?

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Air filter intake pipe

ala Citroen elephant trunk...
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Posted 23 February 2008 - 09:48 AM

I figured that much, but why over there? Where does it suck from? The wheelarch? Does that mean it sucks up filthy air when it's mucky & raining?

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Posted 23 February 2008 - 11:54 AM

I reckon that Ambassador's a bargain even at the BIN price.The interior may be immaculate but for gawds sake why not put a picture of it on there? Don't these people want to sell the car?

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Posted 23 February 2008 - 12:25 PM

The aircraft carrier looks even more rubbish than the one I spotted last year, they look awesome in that condition - one of those cars that doesn't really suit being immaculate IMO.Even looks as if it's starting to snap at the bulkhead - think it's just a visual illusion with that swage line being so straight (probably should have a slight curve to appear straight, but like that trick with columns).

If you like your Zephyrs rubbish you'll love this one, it ticks all the boxes.

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Posted 23 February 2008 - 01:47 PM

Hirst, if you got that Ambassador it would look deeply amusing parked up next to the Galant - both slightly awkward modernisations of cars which once looked quite snazzy.

Yeah, they have a very similar appeal to me. The fact that it is a rubbish spec one only increases that lust, I seem to have a thing for stuff at the base end of the market, especially bigger cars.The idea of driving the Ambassador to work fills me with delight. One arm on the windowframe, stringback driving gloves, suit jacket on a hook, crackly disco blaring out of the radio, empty tins of WD40 rolling around in the footwells, clutch down engine revving to keep it from stalling on junctions. What a dream! The Buy It Now price isn't too far off the mark either, it's more than I'd want to pay, but not a great deal more.In conclusion, I will not be drinking any beers tonight.

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Posted 23 February 2008 - 04:10 PM

Base-spec big stuff is entirely sensible in shite terms - less to go wrong! I had to spend £££ with an auto-electrician to get everything in my Senator functioning correctly once more.

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Posted 23 February 2008 - 04:49 PM

Check this impossibly rare early single-cam povo spec Prisma. Unbelievable.

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Posted 23 February 2008 - 05:00 PM

Ride me sideways - I can't ever recall having seen one that wasn't a 1600 on alloys. Super, super stuff.

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Posted 23 February 2008 - 06:22 PM

I want that Lancia!!!And this one.....http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... dZViewItem

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Posted 23 February 2008 - 07:19 PM

Look at this Marina Koop!
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Posted 23 February 2008 - 11:34 PM

How about this uber rare item!!!!You want the ultimate in pose mobiles....here it is!http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... dZViewItemNot shite or shit though................
Stormy Petrel on a stick!!

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Posted 24 February 2008 - 03:19 AM

Look at this Marina Koop!
http://i16.ebayimg.com/03/i/000/b9/01/f4...
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Well nice.

I was conceived at the same time my old boy owned a metallic gold example. I didn;t stand a shite related chance!!!

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Posted 24 February 2008 - 12:10 PM

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£125 Buy It Now, even has MOT until March and tax until April! Needs some welding, but for £125 what do you want? A tin of biscuits thrown in?

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Posted 24 February 2008 - 01:03 PM

I really like those Carina IIs. My great-uncle had two - an E-plate similar to the above, preceded by a B-plater in that awful two-tone bronze and brown they did.He sold the first one to my uncle to replace his ex-driving school (I kid you not - still had the dual controls) Allegro 3 - he couldn't kill this one with mechanical ineptitude, but it rusted to nothing. Got replaced by a Carina E then an Avensis though, so he ended up on the right track.

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Posted 24 February 2008 - 01:05 PM

Those Carina's are delightfully dumpy, and of course "NO GUD 4 DRIFTN", thus rendering them utterly worthless. If I could find good reason, I'd rock one though.

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Posted 24 February 2008 - 01:45 PM

The wonder of eBay never ceases to amaze me. That Prisma is just unbelievable.Actually I don't think it exists, it's just a figment of my imagination :shock: :shock:

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Posted 24 February 2008 - 04:53 PM

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early sierra wagon, when i was at school a friend parents had one identical to this, which was so much better than my dads mk3 escort :D. I've wanted one ever since.
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