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Posted 15 February 2008 - 09:11 PM

This should float some boats around here

http://carad.ebayimg.com/i1/05/a/000/78/...

Now thats gotta be worth an ooofff :lol: Simply lush 8)

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Posted 15 February 2008 - 09:48 PM

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Posted 15 February 2008 - 10:57 PM

TAXI SHITE!
http://i3.ebayimg.com/04/a/000/78/14/c53...

How rare! I guess these things are just parts bin specials rather like a Metrocab is? (do they still make the Metrocab?)

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Posted 16 February 2008 - 03:22 PM

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Diesel!

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Posted 16 February 2008 - 04:25 PM

This should float some boats around here

http://carad.ebayimg.com/i1/05/a/000/78/...

That one is very nice, I don't envy whoever tries to get a rear bumper for it though! Seems to have attracted some odd questions too! Bloke with the Galant is full of shite though, you can get mechanical bits for them no worries, but trim and panels do not exist, anywhere!!

If anyone off here does goet it i can probably help you out with a few bits should you need any :)

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Posted 16 February 2008 - 07:48 PM

Its up to £620 with 5 days to go, remarkable to see folk spending 'proper' money on an old J car barn find.

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Posted 16 February 2008 - 07:56 PM

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#2738 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 16 February 2008 - 07:59 PM

Is this the most half-arsed trotter van yet seen?

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Bought this little van last December and went to Christmas parties in it, people loved it.

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excellent replica

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Posted 16 February 2008 - 08:33 PM

Like nearly all "replica" Trotter vans it isn't even the right effing model. :evil:

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Posted 16 February 2008 - 08:33 PM

Genuine JDMIMPORTRWDRETROAE86DRIFTTOUGEBOSOZOKUCOROLLALEVIN!

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Posted 16 February 2008 - 08:40 PM

And if you can't afford the no doubt astronomical insurance on that, then how about this?

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Posted 16 February 2008 - 08:51 PM

Is this the most half-arsed trotter van yet seen?

http://i17.ebayimg.com/07/i/000/da/90/2e...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ140208028624

Bought this little van last December and went to Christmas parties in it, people loved it.

:lol:

excellent replica

YEAH RIGHT

They really are great fun and real head turners.

While usually saying look at that tosser!!!! :lol:

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Posted 16 February 2008 - 08:59 PM

Is this the most half-arsed trotter van yet seen?

http://i17.ebayimg.com/07/i/000/da/90/2e...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ140208028624

Bought this little van last December and went to Christmas parties in it, people loved it.

:lol:

excellent replica

YEAH RIGHT

They really are great fun and real head turners.

While usually saying look at that tosser!!!! :lol:
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Posted 16 February 2008 - 09:00 PM

I like the fact that it isn't even a van, just a normal Robin with the windows pooly painted over.As a money making venture I can't fault it, get a Robin of any year model or body style, paint it yellow, then attack it in places with a can of black spray paint. Put some dice in the window and voila! To the right fool who is easily parted with his money suddenly your Reliant has trebbled in value!!In a few years these shit replica Trotter vans will probably out number normal Robin's by about 5 to 1. VERY EXCLUSIVE.

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Posted 17 February 2008 - 10:14 AM

heres another equally piss poor effort.

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Posted 17 February 2008 - 10:16 AM

Look at these super-stylish Bedford CF alloyw, yours for only £500!!!!!

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Posted 17 February 2008 - 10:28 AM

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11 hrs to go, only £165! Bargain.

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Posted 17 February 2008 - 10:32 AM

323 V6, needs a driveshaft apparently, £150.

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Posted 17 February 2008 - 10:38 AM

That Simca is gorgeous, but not quite as awe inspiringly cool as a.....

AUSTIN AMBASSADOR Y REG, Y REG, Y REG.

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"a fine example of british motoring" Err yes. If you say so.....

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Posted 17 February 2008 - 10:50 AM

heres a bit of a radical approach to Vdubbery!

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LOWERED SUSPENSION

EH? they must have gone for a 0.1mm drop.

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Posted 17 February 2008 - 11:03 AM

That Jetta is bloody awful and yet somehow how you'd expect them to have been barried in the 80's, "ZENDER TURQUOISE NOT RICHARD GRANT PADDY HOPKIRK HALFORDS ROOFBARS" etc.Shame really because I've seen a couple of early Mk2 Jettas around that have been mint old giffer Formel E spec (3+E gearbox for the win!) and I've got love for them all over again, 5 years after I sold my '87 TX.

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Posted 17 February 2008 - 11:59 AM

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I wonder if you can buy "Trotterising" kits for them. This one is the limited edition Harpenden model. Fetch me my corset, I think my sides are about to split- to quote another 80s sitcom.

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Posted 17 February 2008 - 12:49 PM

Heres a real bargian, an L-reg Honda Concerto: Bidding starts at just £2,190! See how he slipped it in under the £2200 threshold to get the bidding going, clever stuff.

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Posted 17 February 2008 - 12:54 PM

This guy reckons he's got an uprated landrover headgasket in his Rover 220 non-turbo, which helps it to achieve 140mph! Most impressive, assuming its not total bollocks, which it clearly is.

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Posted 17 February 2008 - 03:44 PM

Behold the 405 Harlequin! You too could look like a tit driving it for only two hundred and fifty of our English pounds!

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Posted 17 February 2008 - 03:50 PM

Looks quite good in that pic! I would've had it, but my heart ruled my head and I bought a Mk3 Escort Ghia! :roll:
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Posted 17 February 2008 - 04:48 PM

Heres a real bargian, an L-reg Honda Concerto: Bidding starts at just £2,190! See how he slipped it in under the £2200 threshold to get the bidding going, clever stuff.

http://carad.ebayimg.com/i21/06/a/000/78...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ120222998674

:shock::shock::shock:

Two grand?? What planet is this guy from???

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Posted 17 February 2008 - 05:11 PM

This is a bit spesh, just hiding away in the parts section. Seems to be a saloon version of that green audi estate with manky wings that was heavily scene taxed a while ago.

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Posted 17 February 2008 - 05:21 PM

That Audi is a stunner, imagine pottering around the countryside in that in the summer, swinging the skinny steering wheel around whilst you admire the huge wooden dashboard.If I wasn't so concerned about saving every 80s minicab that came my way, I'd be hugely tempted.

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Posted 17 February 2008 - 05:24 PM

JESUS WEPT!That Audi is great, I'd really, really like that to come and live at my house. I am however currently subject to an "ebay vehicular prohibition order" at the behest of the domestic management. I shall enquire if a waiver is available in these circumstances.




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