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#2701 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 13 February 2008 - 07:12 PM

I would like to SMASH that Fiesta...








.... into this!
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ODIOUS SMALL SHITE APOCALYPSE. HAR HAR HAR HAR

#2702 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 13 February 2008 - 07:13 PM

Sorry. Must have forgotten my medication this afternoon.I am sure they are "really nice". Both.

#2703 OFFLINE   outlaw118

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Posted 13 February 2008 - 09:26 PM

No, they're not.This is a honey!!!http://cgi.ebay.co.u...dll? ... &otn=4

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#2704 OFFLINE   outlaw118

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Posted 13 February 2008 - 09:40 PM

Jap and proud - GR8 4 Driftin' ?? 8) http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... dZViewItem

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#2705 OFFLINE   Volksy

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Posted 13 February 2008 - 10:21 PM

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Unfortunatley, we dont know if the car runs, or has any major defects. It has no tax, MOT or log book.

Hmmm think it being largly made of Iron Oxide may be a major defect.. :roll:

#2706 OFFLINE   andrewp

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Posted 14 February 2008 - 09:22 AM

Just spotting this in my local rag, placed on the 10th, only 8 views so far: DATSUN STANZA 1.8SGL 1982 automatic, pas, 33,000 miles, mot, taxed £350 lancing, 01903 764684. Sorry, no photo, Lancing is near Brighton.

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Posted 14 February 2008 - 09:28 AM

Chavtastic. Fwd so not gr8 4 driftinhttp://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... dZViewItem

LAST SUMMER I DROVE HER TO DEVON AND BACK AND IT WAS FAULTLESS

From Dorset! My what a journey.Clean Fiesta Festival for the Fezza pervs around here... http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... dZViewItemRare. And rare for a reason.http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... dZViewItem

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Posted 14 February 2008 - 10:37 AM

My dad had a brand new black Y reg MG Metro, I was 13 at the time and absolutely loved it, even though he drove like an old man but was only in his late 30's at the time.That Astra is awful, apt number plate though - JuNK.
RIP Julie & Maisie

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#2709 OFFLINE   andrewp

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Posted 14 February 2008 - 10:39 AM

A few more usable alternatives outside of ebay:

TOYOTA - Carina, n, estate, petrol, silver, 5 door, MoT Sep 08, vgc, ABS, air con, alarm, alarm/immobiliser, alloys, c/locking, drivers airbag, e/windows, p/steering, radio/cassette, sunroof, twin airbags, fitted tow bar, must be seen,
£275, ono, loughborough 01509813358 / 07889122189.

TOYOTA COROLLA, 1.3, 1996 N reg, 3dr hatch, petrol, tax & MOT, £150. 0117 9092917 Hartcliffe.

MAZDA 626 GTI 2.0 16V 1989 G reg silver 5 door hatch, 1 previous family owner, currently owned 7 yrs, very clean & original inside & out. MOT till Nov 08, Taxed till May 08, service history & maintenance records, all previous MOT''s.
All electric windows, electric sunroof, key less central locking & alarm, cruise control, 5 original alloys. £425 ono 07971275073 (Not sure where this is located!)

DAIHATSU CHARADE GLXi 1.3 16v, 1994 (L reg), 65k miles, hatchback, petrol, white, 5 door, c/locking, e/windows, unfortunatly no tax, MOT till Jun 08, few bumps + scratches, Eastbourne, For quick sale : £250, 07877 492 041

DAIHATSU CHARADE, 1993, 26000 miles, hatchback, petrol, red, 5 door, MoT Jul 08, no tax, vgc, fsh, radio/cassette, One lady owner from new. £400 ono, Northwood, 02088663792. (on about a week ago but very few hits)
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Posted 14 February 2008 - 10:49 AM

That Astra is spectacularly nastyGOOD POINTSEVERYONE WILL ADMIRE YOU IN THISTHE FRONT END IS IN PINK PRIMER AS WAS DAMAGED WHEN I HAD THE VEICHLE RECOVERED, ... although it is very reliable of course

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Posted 14 February 2008 - 11:01 AM

I quite like this comment:

THE CSA ARE ON MY BACK AND I HAVE TO SELL MY BABY

Hmm, i thought you were selling a nasty DisAstra, not your Chavling!

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Posted 14 February 2008 - 06:43 PM

Another non-ebay find but I think there are some fans of these on here:

Fiat 126 650 Manual, 14,500 miles, THIS WEHICLE IS RECORDED IN POLAND,(POLISH PLATE,POLISH MOT) AND LEFT HAND DRIVE.PERFECT CONDITION,IDEAL FOR COLLECTORS AND NOT ONLY.TRUE MILEAGE 14500 FROM NEW. £499. 077837 29221 or 077835 33486
Not sure where it is but its 50 miles from London!

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Posted 14 February 2008 - 07:02 PM

That 126 will make that easy on ebay - there's a bit of an interest in them now that there are so few left after the 500 boys have plundered their innards.

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Posted 14 February 2008 - 09:02 PM

Honest Bluebird 8) http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... dZViewItem

#2715 OFFLINE   outlaw118

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Posted 14 February 2008 - 09:07 PM

That Astra looks ok apart from that snowplough of a front bumper. Whatever possessed them to put that on?

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Posted 14 February 2008 - 09:23 PM

Looking at that blue Bluebird reminds me of the 1994 Nissan Maxima I had for few a few months a few years back. Has anyone ever had one of these?I was very keen on it; had a wonderful torquey 3.0 engine and auto box, literally went like the clappers in any gear. Was genuinely amazed at the effortless performance. Also had a stupendous Nissan CD player and sound system. 20mpg and hardish ride weren't quite so lovely, and apparently the gearbox and manifold system were a weakness on these cars. Certainly cemented my appreciation of Japanese cars.

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Posted 14 February 2008 - 09:25 PM

I had a 2.0 diesel bluebird, lovely car, had been badly treated, but refused to die. Sold it for £20 with a weeks MOT on it.
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Posted 14 February 2008 - 09:37 PM

Here's a very cheap Mirafiori project. Sorely tempted but got nowhere to put it...

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Posted 14 February 2008 - 09:59 PM

IALSO HAD A 1994 MAXIMA (badged CEFIRO) 2.5 luvverly car ! not known for for any problems and we still have 3 on the taxi fleet. the 1.6 bluebird was the poverty spec one here. also had a bluebird 2.0 diesel . sold at 350,000 km and I still see it about 4 years on .but it was so slow it probably hasn't been far :lol:

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Posted 14 February 2008 - 10:21 PM

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Kerwolity!

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Posted 14 February 2008 - 11:14 PM

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Singer up for ransom!

Is he the same twunt who had the Lancia a while back?

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Posted 15 February 2008 - 09:55 AM

Best part is that in his other items the numberplate has a starting bid of a grand :roll:
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Posted 15 February 2008 - 11:13 AM

Is he the same twunt who had the Lancia a while back?

Don't know, but reading a few of the negs he's handed out Alf Garnett's got nothing on him...

find that box you sailed over here in and fukoff back to where you came from

messer...black prick

What a lovely man, just the sort of person I want to buy a car from.

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Posted 15 February 2008 - 02:11 PM

This should float some boats around here

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1984 Ford Fiesta XR2 - Devaluing the neighbourhood since 2008

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Posted 15 February 2008 - 02:36 PM

yeh, my boat is well & truly floated - very nice indeed.
RIP Julie & Maisie

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Posted 15 February 2008 - 03:06 PM

Is he the same twunt who had the Lancia a while back?

Don't know, but reading a few of the negs he's handed out Alf Garnett's got nothing on him...

find that box you sailed over here in and fukoff back to where you came from

messer...black prick

What a lovely man, just the sort of person I want to buy a car from.

I was going to say something like that. I spotted the first quote and another one about a yid. Nice.

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Posted 15 February 2008 - 04:30 PM

Alf Garnett's got nothing on him...

He keeps calling for ebay to ban users that have messed him around. I imagine they would be quite quick to drop a user who posted blatantly racist feedback, if their attention was drawn to it?

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Posted 15 February 2008 - 05:35 PM

What a spazmoidial nobjockey's foot washer! Just to compound matters, he can't spell!!!! I find that ebay is like an empty paper bag.... you only get out what you put in. In other words, if you are kind and considerate and ignore the messers, most people will be ok with you. If you get agressive with the idiots, you end up looking bad.A bit profound for Friday evening, I'm sorry.
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Posted 15 February 2008 - 06:25 PM

http://i8.ebayimg.com/01/i/000/d6/f0/ba7...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ320216379066

It also has a 850 MP stereo which needs looking at, it could be a fuse or a wire out the back. This piece of equipment cost £300 and is a wonderful stereo.

Whatever 850 MP means, it certainly sounds like a wonderful stereo, (ignoring the fact that you just said it doesnt work of course) :roll:
I've seen this car around. It's over the other side of Welwyn from me. Not very impressive to be honest.

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Posted 15 February 2008 - 08:43 PM

TAXI SHITE!

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