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#2671 OFFLINE   r.welfare

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Posted 12 February 2008 - 08:26 PM

Nice one Rich_Welf. Pretty good price for one of those with that much T&T. Looks in fairly good nick too, bonnet scratch aside. And I'm sure Mrs_Welf will be much happier having that sat on the driveway than the multi-coloured one.

Heh - I was hoping to do the transfer tonight, as she's at an Alison Moyet concert - but will have do it on the sly on Saturday. My theory is provided there is an L-reg 405 estate in the garage, she won't cotton on - particularly as the garage light is currently buggered (waiting for it to dry out now the roof has been replaced) so she won't notice the colour change! Hopefully the GLDT will have gone by the time I need to "come clean"...

The Hunter has had the headgasket done less than 3000 miles ago - with the head properly skimmed and pressure tested - and the cambelt at the same time, and the guy has owned it 8 years, so (fingers crossed) it's the car I should have bought in the first place.

Oh, apparently the (now touched-in) bonnet scratch reads "HI M8", maybe I will add "ANY GUD 4 DRIFTIN" :lol:

Lets see a pic of the 405 harlequin again please!!

You asked for it...
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It currently looks worse as the offside front wing (new) is primer black. I have been using it for work all week though which has caused some raised eyebrows in the corporate car park. Pulls like a f***ing train though, much better than any car with 248k on the clock has any right to do.

2003 Renault Espace IV 2.0 petrol - living up to its reputation...


#2672 OFFLINE   fordpoplier

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Posted 12 February 2008 - 09:23 PM

Timewarp 1972 Buick wagon, already up to $35,000!http://cgi.ebay.com/... ... 0197764494

#2673 OFFLINE   bigstraight6

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Posted 12 February 2008 - 09:41 PM

Fantastic, fake wood panel overload 8)
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#2674 OFFLINE   Richard

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Posted 12 February 2008 - 09:43 PM

More inane nonsense from eBay's no.1 export from 'one flew over the cuckoo's nest':

http://i23.ebayimg.com/04/i/000/cf/51/33...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ220201319803

The car's mileage reading of over £100,000

:roll:

in ten years we havent really had it serviced despite it needing it years ago

I've just asked him a question. HI M8 IS IT RWD N E GUD 4 DRIFTN? Two can play at the randomness game. :D

#2675 OFFLINE   pandamonium

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Posted 12 February 2008 - 09:51 PM

Q. May I ask, what is the story with the headroom? I have a third ear atop my head and really need a roominous auto for hiding my strangenes.. Please help.Reckon I'll get a reply?
1993 Rover 416SI

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Posted 12 February 2008 - 10:09 PM

More inane nonsense from eBay's no.1 export from 'one flew over the cuckoo's nest':

http://i23.ebayimg.com/04/i/000/cf/51/33...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ220201319803

The car's mileage reading of over £100,000

:roll:

in ten years we havent really had it serviced despite it needing it years ago

I've just asked him a question. HI M8 IS IT RWD N E GUD 4 DRIFTN? Two can play at the randomness game. :D
Ebay nobber quote-smoothest ride beats the Citroen anyday for smoothness.

Now I thought the suspension on these was a Citroen design?

#2677 OFFLINE   Milford Cubicle

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Posted 12 February 2008 - 10:22 PM

Q: Shorly your not serious about comparing your can with a two door.if you are then may i inform you that a cornich is a totally different kettle of fish 12-Feb-08A: Never more serious am I about two and four doors - the 4 doors are always easier to get the women in the back than the two cornish women that is. The problem is is easier left with their shadow or for them to get out and leave you with the bills. You are not honestly suggesting you can get them back with the money and fit them all in the Cornish surely - that would be your problem I have other fish to fry what would we want with a cornish you couldnt do with the shadow - after all, the shadow had a song written about it, the Cornish only had a Rhapsody written about it which no-one surely ha the time to hear and so out of date now it's not tru.

:D :D :D

#2678 OFFLINE   blackbird

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Posted 12 February 2008 - 11:02 PM

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Posted 12 February 2008 - 11:12 PM

They look like a pretty zany bunch.

#2680 OFFLINE   mouseflakes

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Posted 13 February 2008 - 12:54 AM

Wot a beast...

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#2681 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 13 February 2008 - 07:12 AM

Wot a beast...

http://i10.ebayimg.com/07/i/000/d9/a5/a8...

OMGZ, how fierce is that?
A whole heap of JeepersCreepers/Duel scary coolness.

I shall buy it and use it to hunt down non-paying biddaz.

#2682 OFFLINE   Spottedlaurel

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Posted 13 February 2008 - 08:15 AM

They look like a pretty zany bunch.

Possibly screwball even. That’s the sort of thing that makes the front page of the local advertiser freebie-type rags.

The home of one previous owner Japanese cars:

1973 Datsun 1200 B110 2dr; 1980 Laurel 2.4 C230; 1988 Sunny 1.6 LX N13
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And a couple of modern Toyotas


#2683 OFFLINE   Mr Lobster

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Posted 13 February 2008 - 08:15 AM

http://carad.ebayimg.com/i16/03/a/000/78...

This vehicle has never been smoked in.

Has had two very nice blondes sat in the car for the last 4,000 miles

Perfick.

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Posted 13 February 2008 - 08:56 AM

They look like a pretty zany bunch.

Possibly screwball even. That’s the sort of thing that makes the front page of the local advertiser freebie-type rags.

"Zany Blonde Women Drive To Rome In Not Particularly Old Car - Nothing Happened"

#2685 ONLINE   michiel

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Posted 13 February 2008 - 08:58 AM

But! Whatever happened to the third blonde?

#2686 OFFLINE   Mr Lobster

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Posted 13 February 2008 - 09:23 AM

But! Whatever happened to the third blonde?

I was wondering that as there are blatantly only two of them....

#2687 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 13 February 2008 - 12:02 PM

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"CUM N GET SUM"
Barry Gilbert's Clio, worthy of inclusion for the title alone.

#2688 OFFLINE   Milford Cubicle

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Posted 13 February 2008 - 12:13 PM

Is he typing the way he talks, or is he just a cretin?"WELL LOOKED AFTERED CLIO 1.9 DIESEL""AS THE MECHANIE TOLD HIM""THE CLIO HAS BIN SEATING ON HIS DRIVE 4 MONTHS NOW""THE RELAY HAS BEEN BYPASSED FOR THE GLOW PLUGS BUT A SWICTH HAS BIN ADD"

#2689 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 13 February 2008 - 12:29 PM

XXX HOT TEEN COLLEGE HYDRAGAS HORNY AUTO BOX ACTION:

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Posted 13 February 2008 - 12:29 PM

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RWD NOT AE86 GR8 4 DRIFTN GR8 4 PADDY XPORT JDM DRIFT DRIFT DRIFT!!!!

Place your bets, ladies [?] & gents!
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#2691 OFFLINE   wuvvum

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Posted 13 February 2008 - 12:31 PM

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Pure style.

#2692 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 13 February 2008 - 12:33 PM

MY GOD!!!! ALLEGRO! WAGON!! ON STAG WHEELS!!!!!!ARGH - TROUSER ANIHILATION IMMINENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#2693 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 13 February 2008 - 12:34 PM

Even I think that Allegor is cool and I havent got a fuggin clue. 1500 too so 5 gears, an overhead cam and no problems keeping up on the motorway (till the engine wazzes oil all over the clutch)

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#2694 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 13 February 2008 - 12:47 PM

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party time, excellent (etc)

#2695 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 13 February 2008 - 12:50 PM

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Totally unbarried XR3i - check the placca trims!

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Posted 13 February 2008 - 12:51 PM

Bring your own shovel and sweeping brush I would imagine....

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... dZViewItem

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Cool, but big time potential arseache I finks...

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#2697 OFFLINE   pompei

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Posted 13 February 2008 - 01:00 PM

One for Mr Bones ...http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... dZViewItem

#2698 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 13 February 2008 - 01:00 PM

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4 litres, V8 soundtrack, unstoppable mud/tow ability, leather, all the [non-functioning] electric toys you could dream of, all for a measly £500. Superb.

#2699 OFFLINE   Volksy

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Posted 13 February 2008 - 05:11 PM

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Yankee spec Ford Probelem Diesel :shock:

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Posted 13 February 2008 - 05:15 PM

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Tidy Festa




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