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#2461 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 03 February 2008 - 02:16 PM

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A whole new level of shite. Its even got a tired B-series!

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Posted 03 February 2008 - 02:24 PM

http://i5.ebayimg.com/04/i/000/d7/01/f5b...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ200197036658

A whole new level of shite. Its even got a tired B-series!

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#2463 OFFLINE   Adrian_pt

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Posted 03 February 2008 - 02:26 PM

B'jasus, haven't seen any of these in a while...http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... dZViewItem

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Posted 03 February 2008 - 02:38 PM

YO STRADA LUVAZ:

http://i7.ebayimg.com/07/i/000/d7/13/69e...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ230219139672

If an ordinary strada is a bit too 'good', here is an auto one which should answer your prayers.

Not long since it was on eBay is it? Didn't look too bad bodily (for a Strada!).

I'd love that but my cash is reserved for a daily driver and I think this wants preserving. Good luck wuvvum you know you need to get it. Just keep it away from the scrotes that trashed the 323 :evil:

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Posted 03 February 2008 - 02:40 PM

B'jasus, haven't seen any of these in a while...http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... dZViewItem

Soon to be seen sporting a roof rack, matt black paint job and ATS Cups no doubt. :x

#2466 OFFLINE   wuvvum

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Posted 03 February 2008 - 03:15 PM

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Insurance value is around £2500+

:shock: WTF???

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Posted 03 February 2008 - 03:16 PM

http://i5.ebayimg.com/04/i/000/d7/01/f5b...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ200197036658

A whole new level of shite. Its even got a tired B-series!

"In the early 1980's these cars were considered boring - but now 25 years later the shape is retro-stylish compared to the modern computer designed production cars and is reminsant of the Mk 1 & 2 Ford Escort Estates"

Retro-stylish???
It looks like someone has been brainwashed like those people in Close Encounters of the third kind, but instead of complusively creating a mountain location of an Alien landing site out of mashed potato, they are instead being commanded by an extraterestrial power to create the image of a Matra Rancho out of any bits of steel, plastic and cereal boxes they can find.

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Posted 03 February 2008 - 04:17 PM

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HI M8 WOT DUZ IT NEED 4 MOT

#2469 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 03 February 2008 - 05:00 PM

Ha ha, the top of the cab looks like its been wrapped round the geezers head.

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#2470 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 03 February 2008 - 05:02 PM

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'Get a move on, looks like its gonna rain'

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#2471 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 03 February 2008 - 05:05 PM

Heres a barried up Manta shell that needs a lot of welding - only £500 :lol::lol::lol:

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The body is pretty much rust free, it needs chasis rails at the front, Offside front floor and the outer sills need welding.

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ120218259020

:roll:

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#2472 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 03 February 2008 - 05:07 PM

Wouldnt mind this in the garden, Ms_B would have something to say about that though.

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#2473 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 03 February 2008 - 05:14 PM

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I love these, this ones only £700 BIN as well. good description:

This auction is for a 1979 midas -. This vehicle was owned by a non-smoker.


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"Car shows are full of mentals talking tosh"

"I had no doubt it would pass, but unbelievably, to mine and the MoT tester's amazement, it passed"


#2474 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 03 February 2008 - 05:18 PM

More Kit shit:

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An expected sale price of 2000 pounds will include delivery to any UK mainland destination.

Yeah thats gonna happen!

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"Car shows are full of mentals talking tosh"

"I had no doubt it would pass, but unbelievably, to mine and the MoT tester's amazement, it passed"


#2475 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 03 February 2008 - 05:21 PM

These look wank, but still have some appeal I reckon.

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Does not run properly ..... BUY IT BEFORE I HAVE IT FIXED AND HAVE TO ASK MORE FOR IT!

Shit, where do I sign!

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"I had no doubt it would pass, but unbelievably, to mine and the MoT tester's amazement, it passed"


#2476 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 03 February 2008 - 05:29 PM

Hey this 323 estate is the 1.6i version! 8) 8) 8)

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"I had no doubt it would pass, but unbelievably, to mine and the MoT tester's amazement, it passed"


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Posted 03 February 2008 - 06:16 PM

Failing to see the appeal of that Sabre Sprint, looks like something that would be included in a "20 Diecast Cars" pack in Poundland.The 323 sets new standards in dull, though I imagine it is extremely smooth and competent to drive, despite there being 203K on the clock.

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Posted 03 February 2008 - 06:37 PM

Heres a barried up Manta shell that needs a lot of welding - only £500 :lol::lol::lol:

http://i17.ebayimg.com/04/i/000/d7/51/d4...

The body is pretty much rust free, it needs chasis rails at the front, Offside front floor and the outer sills need welding.

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ120218259020

:roll:
Rust free in the same way as this Volvo then. The seller really needs a sarcastic question to be asked.

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Posted 03 February 2008 - 06:57 PM

Mk2 Escort Ghia matt black Custom interior - very,very special seats.

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Beige in and out Corolla 1.3 49k elderly owner 10mths mot

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& a Granada Estate – deserves saving from the track.

#2480 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 03 February 2008 - 07:35 PM

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£280 for a non-running ital with crummy pics? Seems a lot.

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#2481 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 03 February 2008 - 11:08 PM

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NOS Marina innner wheelarches - £120!! amazing.

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#2482 OFFLINE   AnthonyG

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Posted 04 February 2008 - 03:28 PM

wasn't someone on here looking for one of these - was it Carlo?http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... dZViewItem

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Posted 04 February 2008 - 05:00 PM

wasn't someone on here looking for one of these - was it Carlo?http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... dZViewItem

It was, but not anymore. He wants a 405 gtx, auto or summat...

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Posted 04 February 2008 - 09:43 PM

Thats a babe - wrong colour though......... :(

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Posted 04 February 2008 - 10:20 PM

LOOK AT THE ARSE ON THIS!

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PHWOAR!!!

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Posted 04 February 2008 - 10:30 PM

I had one of those. It was incredibly capacious for such a small car.

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Posted 04 February 2008 - 11:02 PM

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Tasteful.

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Posted 04 February 2008 - 11:04 PM

"will not let car go to anyone who wants to banger it!!!!!!!!"That's difficult, I like Marinas and I'm not a banger racer and even I want to see it hit the oval. Horrid!

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Posted 04 February 2008 - 11:18 PM

It says in the listing if it doesn't sell it will be scrapped, yet they don't want it Banger raced.What's the difference!?Also not started for 5 years. But has had someone with an insane penchant for the colour pink attack it from every angle and make it totally unsellable.I weep.

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 12:22 AM

GOOD POINTS:-pink streering wheel and gear knob, facial image of the pink panther on the fuel flap.

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