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#2251 OFFLINE   500tops

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Posted 19 January 2008 - 06:45 PM

I wonder if that HA's taken on the i.d. of an older van? Looks like BT yellow & that grille looks like it's off a later version..

#2252 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 19 January 2008 - 07:14 PM

Possibly. But at a monkey for a tax-exempt anything it's good enough for me, vanness an added bit of lovely.With some fresh paint it'd be lovely as a mobile advert for our company, plus genuinely useable, at least on local jobs (i.e. 20 miles plus: wouldn't want to be trogging up to Norfolk or Lincs or London for a days graft).

#2253 OFFLINE   garethj

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Posted 19 January 2008 - 07:54 PM

http://i10.ebayimg.com/06/i/000/d2/df/d4...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ190190936239

The art of car preparation is a tricky one. Polish the glass? T-Cut and a layer of wax on the paintwork? Clay bar even? Get the strimmer out so at least you can open the doors?

It's all in the presentation you know :?

#2254 OFFLINE   seth

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Posted 19 January 2008 - 11:02 PM

Very clean and unmolested SD1

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Sellers have done the "V8" in the description trick to try and attract more attention, the engine size in the info is 2.3 but the badge on the back says 2600 :?

#2255 OFFLINE   retrogeezer

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Posted 19 January 2008 - 11:42 PM

The carpet in the SD1 looks like it's out of another car - totally mismatched to the interior!

#2256 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 20 January 2008 - 07:03 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0190960104
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Boost-brick, £300 no bids, an hour and a bit to go, MoT till june, looks like VALUE to me!

#2257 OFFLINE   Torsten2001

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Posted 20 January 2008 - 07:09 PM

Oh don't! I love it, but as I counted 22 cars in my collection today as well as a sea of bikes I'd better lay off for the mo!

#2258 OFFLINE   outlaw118

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Posted 20 January 2008 - 07:12 PM

Check this one out! Item no 150207490596.can someone tell me - is this shite?

2004 Alfa Romeo 156 JTD Sportwagon - Much Lovliness

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#2259 OFFLINE   Torsten2001

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Posted 20 January 2008 - 07:19 PM

Good Lord No! Though I'm sure one of a comparative age would be!

#2260 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 20 January 2008 - 07:38 PM

look at this chrome-bumper stunna:

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#2261 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 20 January 2008 - 07:41 PM

more nice pastashite:

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Posted 20 January 2008 - 07:54 PM

Check this one out! Item no 150207490596.can someone tell me - is this shite?

Blimey that's immaculate :shock:

#2263 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 20 January 2008 - 08:46 PM

Well, both you and I can sleep easy tonight Torsten. I had a nibble at the Volvosaurus but got outbid. Also currently bidding on two Omega's and a Granny Scorpio. RWD. DRIFT. Y0.

#2264 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 20 January 2008 - 09:45 PM

Heres outlaws find:

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What a mintAr!!!

Its just had a service and break calipers which there is a bill for £1,200.00

!!!! WHAT A RIP

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#2265 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 20 January 2008 - 09:52 PM

That Sud is a proper HUNNY and no mistake. Spectacular.

#2266 OFFLINE   wuvvum

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Posted 20 January 2008 - 09:53 PM

!!!! WHAT A RIP

Probelm is that these have inboard front brakes, and they are an absolute cnut of a job to replace the calipers on. Although £1200 does still seem a little steep. I suppose they're getting to be a car that only Alfa specialists will touch. And Alfa specialists are rarely cheap.

#2267 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 20 January 2008 - 10:11 PM

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MIND UR HEAD

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Posted 20 January 2008 - 10:19 PM

FARKIN' 'ELL!That rear screen is totally bogging, but I suppose it's an easy way to get around the wrap-around screen being fannied by the chop. It is MEGA COOL though. I'd love to buy it and paint it up, but sadly sounds like it is KENKED in exactly the same places as my non-chopp'd version. Anuses.

#2269 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 20 January 2008 - 10:21 PM

Buy this instead then! The sella has used his home made biscuit tin/speak + spell digital camera to photograph it like.

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Posted 20 January 2008 - 10:23 PM

OMBBQTF!

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ290199819479

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Posted 20 January 2008 - 10:25 PM

OK!TBH, I am hoping to lash a bid on that tax-ex one, when the Screeching Harpy is not watching my wallet/bay trigger finger.

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Posted 20 January 2008 - 10:25 PM

Look at this horror.

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'SEEING OUT IZ 4 GAYERS'

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#2273 OFFLINE   Jazzy Jeff

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Posted 20 January 2008 - 10:27 PM

Holy christ, I just threw up a little in my mouth upon seeing that.

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Posted 20 January 2008 - 10:32 PM

WHAT ON EARTH!!!!!Someone fetch 'AlistairK' over to give us a 10,000 word essay on it's history!ALSO:That turd-brown Astra is wonderful. I ain't giving two hundred sheets + for it without a ticket though.

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Posted 20 January 2008 - 10:32 PM

OH BUMS

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Wonder if I could straighten that.

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Posted 20 January 2008 - 10:34 PM

TURDZ. :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: I'd love a Marina like that. (PS> Great linking skills, asswipe.)(PPS> EDIT>> I see you have fixed it, thus making ME look the chump. GAH.)

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Posted 20 January 2008 - 10:37 PM

Might make a perfect donor for a Minor!

#2278 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 20 January 2008 - 10:37 PM

The Marina love that is within me is rampaging wildly at the moment and I fear I may have lost control of it entirely.

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ONE OWNER FROM NEW, check the arches which are crusty despite having loads of waxoyl on em. Make sure the local fire dept have been informed BEFORE attempting to weld that lot up!

Also, glacier white with brown interior.... "Like driving round in a soiled nappy' (copyright JALPOY 1992)

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Posted 20 January 2008 - 10:38 PM

TURDZ. :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: I'd love a Marina like that. (PS> Great linking skills, asswipe.)(PPS> EDIT>> I see you have fixed it, thus making ME look the chump. GAH.)

HA HA HA HA HA! EAT MY LINKS

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Posted 20 January 2008 - 10:43 PM

I understand your Marina Lust. I've got a stack of "cool stuff" here just waiting to be boshed on one, a nice tax-ex Koop would have me sat at the computer deep into the night furiuosly "watching"... PS. re: links: U R TEH GHEYLORDZ.




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