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A US theme to this lot:

 

Audi 80 GL. A long way from home in California

 

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Audi-90-80-1982-AUDI-80-RHD-RIGHT-HAND-DRIVE_W0QQitemZ280192208221QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item280192208221

 

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The vehicle details for VBA 295X are:

Date of Liability 08 06 2004

Date of First Registration 01 02 1982

Year of Manufacture 1982

Cylinder Capacity (cc) 1588CC

CO2 Emissions Not Available

Fuel Type Petrol

Export Marker Export

Vehicle Status Unlicensed

Vehicle Colour BLUE

Vehicle Type Approval null

The information contained on this page is correct at the time of enquiry.

Merc 280E

 

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Mercedes-Benz-200-Series-1980-MERCEDES-280-E-280E-RHD-RIGHT-HAND-DRIVE_W0QQitemZ280192212222QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item280192212222

 

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The vehicle details for OLY 816W are:

 

Date of Liability 01 02 2008

Date of First Registration 01 08 1980

Year of Manufacture 1980

Cylinder Capacity (cc) 2746CC

CO2 Emissions Not Available

Fuel Type Petrol

Export Marker Export

Vehicle Status SORN Due to Expire

Vehicle Colour BLUE

Vehicle Type Approval null

Toyota Land Cruiser. Nice nick and all, but is the bloke taking the piss with that Buy-It-Now price?

 

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Toyota-Land-Cruiser-1982-TOYOTA-LAND-CRUISER-RHD-BJ42-DIESEL_W0QQitemZ300191026498QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item300191026498

 

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Qwolity seventies postie-Jeep shite

 

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Jeep-Jee ... 0197350010

 

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7-series. Strange number plate arrangement...

 

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/BMW-7-Se ... 0198169837

 

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The vehicle details for J326 DCA are:

 

Date of Liability 30 10 2002

Date of First Registration 01 08 1991

Year of Manufacture 1991

Cylinder Capacity (cc) 2986CC

CO2 Emissions Not Available

Fuel Type Petrol

Export Marker Not Applicable

Vehicle Status Unlicensed

Vehicle Colour BLUE

Vehicle Type Approval null

And saving the best for last. What a heap of shit, but I'd drive it - minus the snow "plow". It'd need a tiny bit of welding for an MOT though...

 

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Internat ... 0015017159

 

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Not sure if this link will work or not (or if it does, for how long), but there's a Peugeot 505 Family 2.5 D (non-turbo these I think - a little slug-like perhaps?). Near to me, with test, for £250. Bwahahaha-gain!Reg Bolleaux - is this the same donk as in your 504 pickup? Just how leisurely are they?

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Not sure if this link will work or not (or if it does, for how long), but there's a Peugeot 505 Family 2.5 D (non-turbo these I think - a little slug-like perhaps?). Near to me, with test, for £250. Bwahahaha-gain!Reg Bolleaux - is this the same donk as in your 504 pickup? Just how leisurely are they?

My truck had a 2.3 version of this engine. It was not quick, but was never a handicap either, certainly could keep up with the traffic no probs.If you buy that, stick it on the bay and you will double your money! It will end up on a boat to the fuggin ivory coast like.
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Yup, they are GM engines. Hence timing belt and head gasket problems (viz. Vauxhall Omega and early Vectra). Autoboxes are shit too, but this one's a manual so not an issue. They are not an unpleasant thing to drive but, as Fiatdaft says, they're hardly exciting. And, IMHO at least, they are fugly. Cheap for what they are though. I had a top-of-the-line Leganza CDX before Christmas and it was quite a pleasant machine - didn't have any outstanding points but as comfortable, quiet, modern, efficient transport it was bloody good for the £180-odd I gave for it. I imagine a Nubira would be quite similar, albeit with fewer gadgets.

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SUM JAPANESE RUBBISH:

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1989-Mazda-323_W0 ... 0204828620

Snazzy Mazda, only £250.

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1988-MAZDA-323-I- ... 0205239648

And another!

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1988-MITSUBISHI-L ... 0198855558

"Most exciting tail-lamps award winner"

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1988-Mitsubishi-G ... 0207444349

Why do folk do this? If you are looking for a £100 motor, do you really give a rat's ass if the seats are burned and it smells like an ashtray? Some pics and an indication of mechanical or body condition might be considered just a smidgen more important? No?

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1988-Nissan-Silvi ... 0191232137

"RWD NOT AE86".

Again, no info on what work might perhaps be needed to actually use this car. But he's a non-smoker, so it will have a mint headlining, and after all that's what really matters!

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1980-TOYOTA-HI-LU ... 0205905825

WOW!

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1977-TOYOTA-CELIC ... 77QQihZ017

Note inclusion of RR-show track pictures, but none of when the back wheels fell off!

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think we've had this before? But, at £100 with 4 hours left it seems like a good buy. Check the ad:

 

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Minor rust - all cometic as i can see (not structural), though god knows what an MOT guy will fail you on today. Would be extremely easy to sort out, if they kick up a fuss.

Eh?

 

Exhaust had rusted and has 'now been fixed' with a home made replacement, using high heat resistant rubber tubing as you can see in pic. Just thought you should know.

Yeah cheers i'll be glad to know about that when it catches fire on the motorway.

 

'Suspect' clutch is going! But it hasn't. Replacement would be around £90. OR from a scrape dealer - £20 maybe??

 

I am in no doubt that these prices are based on facts and not just figures plucked straight out the air.

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1982-RENAULT-5-TL-GREEN_W0QQitemZ140197270724

 

To be fair it still looks like a good buy at £100, despite the utter bollox coming from the seller.

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/modified-peugeot-309-gti-not-evo-golf-205-mi-16_W0QQitemZ260204623362

 

I started making her into track day car and fast road legal toy for the weekends.

Mounted a redtop astra radiator to front end to make look like a intercooler, this was done to make her look meaner,

:lol::lol::lol: What a vegetable.
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Removed the horrible mesh it had on the front bumper and grille

To leave the horrible front more visible!

Used the old bonnet catch (as the bonnet has bonnet pins) to contol the carbs

What???

Other things that i was going todo to her includedfront mesh

Would that be the horrible mesh you took off??
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