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#18241 OFFLINE   Mash

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Posted 06 February 2010 - 03:04 PM

Those trims look marvellous! I challenge the autoshite community to find a more inappropriate choice/application of wheeltrims.

Are these 60's Rover P6 trimz?

The Connoisseur's trim of choice, those. People used to stick 'em on anything with 14" wheels. Used to be a W123 Merc near here with a full set of 'em. Yellow it was.

Those and Mk4 Zodiac ones - GR8 4 TARTING UP 70s TAT

#18242 OFFLINE   retrogeezer

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Posted 06 February 2010 - 03:05 PM

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Yes it is mine, I'm not sure if I really want to sell it, but I never drive it and can't think of a good reason to keep it. (I'm going through a "What's it all for?" stage in my life at the moment)

That looks lovely Mr Barkin....wish I had somewhere for it.
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Posted 06 February 2010 - 03:30 PM

As it's page 1256 lets have a tidy Chevette.... http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 2558a16850
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Posted 06 February 2010 - 04:41 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 45f0e5a146 I'm not normally one for badged up fakes but this looks like a good way to spend £700
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#18245 OFFLINE   pompei

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Posted 06 February 2010 - 04:49 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 25589838e6

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Is Rusty Tramp Look the next new thing? I hear Rat Look is so last decade ...
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#18246 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 06 February 2010 - 05:43 PM

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http://www.leboncoin...241.htm?ca=12_s

I will translate the entire text of this advert for you.

WE ARE SELLING OUR OPEL KADETT

:roll::roll: Great, thanks for that.

Looks nice for 450 shekels though

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Posted 06 February 2010 - 05:52 PM

Those trims look marvellous! I challenge the autoshite community to find a more inappropriate choice/application of wheeltrims.

I saw some Peugeot 406 wheeltrims on a Hillman Minx a while back with grey electrical take over the Peugeot badge....

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Posted 06 February 2010 - 06:00 PM

Winner of 'what shite?' car of the year on no less than three occasions, the 405 turbo diesel estate combines class leading space with above average handling and a good turn of speed for an ancient crock fuelled on recycled vegetable lipids.
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Posted 06 February 2010 - 06:05 PM

good turn of speed for an ancient crock fuelled on recycled vegetable lipids.

Not for that one, it's a late model (you can tell by the 'LX' badging rather than GLX) so will be fitted with a Lucas fuel pump.

#18250 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 06 February 2010 - 06:14 PM

So what? I'm sure you'll get a couple of hundred miles out of it easy before the pump has a rectal prolapse. No worries.

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Posted 06 February 2010 - 06:18 PM

Could be a good proj here for someone. But what look to go for? I'm completely out of ideas with this one.

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Posted 06 February 2010 - 06:19 PM

Are we opening a book on how long it will be before it's yellow? :lol: I will give it 48 hours.....
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Posted 06 February 2010 - 06:22 PM

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Posted 06 February 2010 - 06:24 PM

Could be a good proj here for someone. But what look to go for? I'm completely out of ideas with this one.

http://i.ebayimg.com/18/!BlTwY,wBmk~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ370331237645

I saw one a while back with a General Lee paintjob. Looked great

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Posted 06 February 2010 - 06:29 PM

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How about this one? Not a Regal I know....
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Posted 06 February 2010 - 06:32 PM

This Lada is FULLY LOADED!
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I think this is 'top spec' for a wagon, though there was a saloon with a more chintzy front grille and even moar extras.

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Posted 06 February 2010 - 06:36 PM

IMMIGRANTS FLOODING UK'S ROADS WITH BARRIED-UP ILLEGAL SHITHEAPS - FULL REPORT PAGES 8-37 plus paedophiles, disease, broken britain and football results, all other pages.

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Posted 06 February 2010 - 06:46 PM

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1979 Chevrolet Malibu


I can really feel the love for this, How much fun would a road trip in this hunny be, LPG for those extra fuel savings and a lush red interior in case you feel like picking up hitchhikers/murderers.

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Posted 06 February 2010 - 06:49 PM

Malibus rock!

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Posted 06 February 2010 - 06:51 PM

That does look appealing, plus its got an odd pound-shop trim on it which adds SOLID CLASS.

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Posted 06 February 2010 - 06:55 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/04/!BlSWYZgBmk~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ220551938397

I want this badly. Imagine all the fun you'd have going into places and asking for a cheese sandwich and some aspirin.

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Posted 06 February 2010 - 06:57 PM

http://cgi.ebay.ie/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=220551983540&ssPageName=STRK:MEBIDX:IT

I am current high bidder on this - I imagine I will be beating Pog off with a shitty stick....

http://i.ebayimg.com/21/!BlSwYRQ!2k~$(KG...

you swine, I was having a poke at that...

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Posted 06 February 2010 - 07:01 PM

http://cgi.ebay.ie/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=220551983540&ssPageName=STRK:MEBIDX:IT

I am current high bidder on this - I imagine I will be beating Pog off with a shitty stick....

http://i.ebayimg.com/21/!BlSwYRQ!2k~$(KG...

you swine, I was having a poke at that...
I is not high bidder any more :(

Its a bit far away for me to justify spending any more, besides I really wank a Mk 2 5 door.
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Posted 06 February 2010 - 07:03 PM

Its a bit far away for me to justify spending any more, besides I really wank a Mk 2 5 door.

Worrying.



On my personal Holy Grail, this would be it, but at any other time I'd have the wedge to bid by now.

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Dammit. Dammit. Dammit.

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Posted 06 February 2010 - 07:31 PM

I is not high bidder any more :( Its a bit far away for me to justify spending any more, besides I really wank a Mk 2 5 door.

check out the rather sexy white vdp auto on there then...

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Posted 06 February 2010 - 07:42 PM

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I don't think words discribe what i'm thinking now! Or what they was thinkin!

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How shite do those rear windows look!

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Posted 06 February 2010 - 07:42 PM

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http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ200434511388

lowered suspension

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lowered (not to low)

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http://cgi.ebay.co.u...77440<!-- m -->

LOWERED 50MM

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Posted 06 February 2010 - 07:48 PM

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Wow, this is one for Hirst, been garaged and unstarted for 23 years!, Only covered 39000 miles, Didn't know there was any of these left.

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Posted 06 February 2010 - 07:51 PM

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I don't think words discribe what i'm thinking now! Or what they was thinkin!!

It was all I could do to stop shouting NOOOO! at the computer. I think it could be saved though, but the front end bits are not easy to come by now.
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Posted 06 February 2010 - 07:56 PM

Shame it's not a 3 door with the porthole windows!

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Here's something heinously overpriced to compound bollox's lowered Golf misery.




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