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#18211 OFFLINE   FredTransit

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Posted 05 February 2010 - 11:14 PM

SHIT LOOK AT THAT!!!!

Ideal for doing this:

I really think they missed the point with the Japanese remake of the Sweeney.

I thought that was the Japanese re make of Ashes to Ashes....
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Posted 05 February 2010 - 11:30 PM

I thought that was the Japanese re make of Ashes to Ashes....

Ah, my JDM knowledge doesn't extend to spotting the out of period cars in retro cop shows. So do you think there's a Natsuki Hino who provided those trucks?
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Posted 05 February 2010 - 11:30 PM

http://search.autotr... ... egLetter=F A Pride shaped 121 with a webastard roof! ftw!
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Posted 05 February 2010 - 11:32 PM

^Insurance group 7? Thats insane for a 1.3 in a car that small. I think Maestros are the same as that.And the KIA Pride 1.3 is 'only' group 5.
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#18215 OFFLINE   warren t claim

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Posted 05 February 2010 - 11:43 PM

http://search.autotr... ... egLetter=V Bargains much cheapness! Kia Clarus for a mere £350!
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Posted 06 February 2010 - 12:15 AM

I thought that was the Japanese re make of Ashes to Ashes....

Ah, my JDM knowledge doesn't extend to spotting the out of period cars in retro cop shows. So do you think there's a Natsuki Hino who provided those trucks?

:lol: neither does mine, I was meaning the bloke and the girl in a rad car!!
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Posted 06 February 2010 - 12:49 AM

Oi Pog! Whaddya reckon to this little beauty then?

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£450 is getting bloody cheap for any van with that much T&T these days, but when it's a 4-wheel-drive LDV it's got to be approaching bargain of the year status, surely? GR8 4 not getting stuck in fields (and needing full lock to get round the M25). I would buy it myself, but I'm not enough of a masochist to want to drive it back from Hartlepool...

#18218 OFFLINE   wuvvum

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Posted 06 February 2010 - 12:51 AM

I rather like this. Might bosh in a cheeky bid if it stays down near its reserve price.

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Posted 06 February 2010 - 08:52 AM

http://cgi.ebay.ie/w... ... :MEBIDX:IT

I am current high bidder on this - I imagine I will be beating Pog off with a shitty stick....

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Posted 06 February 2010 - 09:04 AM


I am current high bidder on this - I imagine I will be beating Pog off with a shitty stick....

Sorry, you've no chance of 'beating me off' with anything, shitty or otherwise, you're just not my type.


Oi Pog! Whaddya reckon to this little beauty then?
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That's some pretty "ultimate shite" right there, I agree Hartlepool IS a long way to drive in any kind of sherpa, let alone one with some land rover content, but might be worth it. Very affordable too. I am going to have to do some serious begging with the domestic manager...

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Posted 06 February 2010 - 09:40 AM

I rather like this. Might bosh in a cheeky bid if it stays down near its reserve price.

http://i.ebayimg.com/15/!BlIQEtQCGk~$(KG...

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Posted 06 February 2010 - 09:48 AM

Oi Pog! Whaddya reckon to this little beauty then?
4X4 MGB VAN

What's the story with the LDV 200 4x4? I had it in my mind that the conversion was only available in Freight Rover flavour and only for a short time.
Are they modified with Land Rover gubbins, do they have a hi/lo box and permanent 4x4?
I have to say there's a serious amount of want at this end too, it looks utterly unassuming but I bet it's great off road - such a bargain.
I wonder if it'll make it back to Scotland.

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Posted 06 February 2010 - 09:50 AM

Hey this is nice, genuine 60k and one owner, £850

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Posted 06 February 2010 - 10:01 AM

I must admit I'm tempted by the LDV as well....................just dont tell anyone :oops: anyway if any of you get it and want me to pick it up for you I will, as hartlepool is only an hour and a half from me and I can pick you up from various train stations :)

WTF is 'german look'? Listening to the fuggin skorpions while combing your mullet?.


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Posted 06 February 2010 - 10:04 AM

from the previous time it sold http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 6002r12915 even more tempting as its gonna be easy enough to get parts for :)

WTF is 'german look'? Listening to the fuggin skorpions while combing your mullet?.


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Posted 06 February 2010 - 10:08 AM

the only thing that was not done was the shifters to engage the 4x4 and high and low were not put in the cab ,but you just get under and do it manualy

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Posted 06 February 2010 - 10:09 AM

It's getting moar appealing by the minute!!

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Posted 06 February 2010 - 10:19 AM

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What if he followed me out, though? Started after me again? I'd be right back where I started; even if I got a lead, he'd overtake me soon enough. He's got some, some, some souped up diesel; my car's just not that powerful, I just can't break eighty and ninety miles an hour. As soon as I stop concentrating, I'd go back to sixty or seventy like I always do; it's a habit, I can't help it, he's just... [pauses] take it easy...just, take it easy.


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Posted 06 February 2010 - 10:23 AM

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Just a shit old Festa popular. But:

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Oh! A 2.0 Zetec in there. Nice one!

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Posted 06 February 2010 - 12:09 PM

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Posted 06 February 2010 - 12:52 PM

I think they have reliant-specific races...

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Posted 06 February 2010 - 01:48 PM

Well I do hope so, cos if you hit that with a granny it would be a short event....
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Posted 06 February 2010 - 01:58 PM

Sub-grand Trumpet on Poundland trims
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Posted 06 February 2010 - 02:06 PM

Those trims look marvellous! I challenge the autoshite community to find a more inappropriate choice/application of wheeltrims.

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Posted 06 February 2010 - 02:30 PM

Cheap brown tat http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 23051a9185
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Posted 06 February 2010 - 02:36 PM

Leyland EA!
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I can't recall seeing one of these for many many years.

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Posted 06 February 2010 - 02:41 PM

I hate it when people show something with the bonnet up when it's for sale
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Posted 06 February 2010 - 02:42 PM

Well I do hope so, cos if you hit that with a granny it would be a short event....

I dunno, me gran's fairly frail these days. It'd be a close run thing.

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Posted 06 February 2010 - 02:45 PM

Those trims look marvellous! I challenge the autoshite community to find a more inappropriate choice/application of wheeltrims.

Are these 60's Rover P6 trimz?
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i have heard the engine would fit into the mgb's

... made me laugh, even if it's not quite true.

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Posted 06 February 2010 - 02:54 PM

Those trims look marvellous! I challenge the autoshite community to find a more inappropriate choice/application of wheeltrims.

Are these 60's Rover P6 trimz?

The Connoisseur's trim of choice, those. People used to stick 'em on anything with 14" wheels. Used to be a W123 Merc near here with a full set of 'em. Yellow it was.

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