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#18121 OFFLINE   michiel

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Posted 03 February 2010 - 04:01 PM

1968 Toyota Corona Shit the bed!, This is lovely!, It's up for £2495 which doesn't sound bad neither!

Do want.

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Posted 03 February 2010 - 04:13 PM

1968 Toyota Corona Shit the bed!, This is lovely!, It's up for £2495 which doesn't sound bad neither!

Do want.

Ditto, though that MK2 Cav is pretty nice too
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#18123 ONLINE   Volksy

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Posted 03 February 2010 - 04:14 PM

I do like those J4's Thought they looked really familiar, then realised that they were sold as a Pegaso/SAVA J4 in Spain.....

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Posted 03 February 2010 - 05:05 PM

Maybe this should be in 'bargains', but my neighbour has his DeSoto up for sale, this car is totally ZOMG-worthy and causes me tentage.

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#18125 OFFLINE   barrett

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Posted 03 February 2010 - 05:12 PM

I dont reckon thats bargin-worthy, anything Yank of that era goes for mega-coin and Chrysler stuff is actually a comparative bargin when you look at the prices of GM stuff.
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#18126 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 03 February 2010 - 05:35 PM

Yum, this looks nice, one owner from new! sadly its guaranteed to get the usual treatment applied by some scene twats who cant do their shoes up properly.

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Posted 03 February 2010 - 05:39 PM

An A-reg golf Gti! Now thats pretty rare, sadly some clown has put later grille and bumpers on it, thus erasing most of its visual appeal.

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Still, shouldnt be too difficult to get it back to how it should be. I could quite fancy this.

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Posted 03 February 2010 - 07:35 PM

That Corona is stunning, if only I was in the market or something like that.

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Posted 03 February 2010 - 07:48 PM

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/uploads/c...
1968 Toyota Corona

Shit the bed!, This is lovely!, It's up for £2495 which doesn't sound bad neither!

My dad drove one of these across Australia in '69.
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Posted 03 February 2010 - 07:55 PM

My friend is attempting to sell this shed:
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Despite years of observing how to sell cars "the weasel way", he has naturally ignored any advice I have offered and instead opted for 4 shit pictures of a dirty car taken in the dark, a vague and useless description and a wildly optomistic pricing strategy.

I trust that your questions will be sensible. :wink:

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Posted 03 February 2010 - 07:59 PM


I trust that your questions will be sensible. :wink:

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That wasn't me, but I lolled and am now tempted to ask my own 'question'
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Posted 03 February 2010 - 08:03 PM

a wildly optomistic pricing strategy.

£300 BIN and he's going to include an IRA Vanity Plate? That's not wildly optimistic, that's almost reasonable. It'd probably fetch £450 if it didn't have the Mick history. Then again, I have a habit of only buying stuff off ebay that has bad descriptions and shite photos. If the descriptions are too good I don't bid - no point in buying stuff off there if it ain't cheap and well described cars are either hiding something 'orrible, or priced sensibly. I don't want sensible, I want bloody CHEEEEEAP!

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Posted 03 February 2010 - 08:12 PM

SOunds like a good little project for Brammy!

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Posted 03 February 2010 - 08:12 PM

I'd say it's about £200 overpriced. Bugger all t&t left, death-rattle through oil starvation, and being generally an odious piece of shit...

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Posted 03 February 2010 - 08:13 PM

http://liverpool.gum...9/53443769.html Cheap Disco with T+T. £295.
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Posted 03 February 2010 - 08:19 PM

I'd say it's about £200 overpriced. Bugger all t&t left, death-rattle through oil starvation, and being generally an odious piece of shit...

Ah, death rattle is not a good thing. I didn't spot that, shit advert y'see.

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Posted 03 February 2010 - 08:30 PM

I trust that your questions will be sensible. :wink:

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#18138 OFFLINE   barrett

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Posted 03 February 2010 - 09:11 PM

Heh, he anwered my question too, didn't expect that. Pog you may have started something beyond your control now....
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Posted 03 February 2010 - 09:16 PM

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1984 Vauxhall Cavalier 1.6 L Estate

£445 with tax and test! It's in Essex though.

being in Essex is a bad thing then? :lol:
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Posted 03 February 2010 - 09:34 PM

Well, remarkably wor lad has just managed to offload the polo to the first person to view for £250 sheets. Amazing. Watch this space for more mirthful motoring misadventures with the cracked-bumpered Mondeo that is replacing it... :wink:

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Posted 03 February 2010 - 10:17 PM

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This would go nicely with the tax exempt V5 & tags sat in the messy drawer...

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Posted 03 February 2010 - 11:49 PM

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Rebuilt a few years ago with only bodywork to complete

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Posted 04 February 2010 - 07:54 AM

Look at this honey: http://www.leboncoin...868.htm?ca=14_s

Errr, what is it? Some sort of Ford Taunus?
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Posted 04 February 2010 - 08:13 AM

Look at this honey: http://www.leboncoin...868.htm?ca=14_s Errr, what is it? Some sort of Ford Taunus?

It is, a 15m coupe. And I want it.
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Posted 04 February 2010 - 08:42 AM

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1984 Vauxhall Cavalier 1.6 L Estate

£445 with tax and test! It's in Essex though.

Oo-er, that's quite close. And it's uber-desirable. Beige Cav estate! What's not to love?

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Posted 04 February 2010 - 09:25 AM

Am now trying to get in touch with my brother to see if he wants to go halves on that Cav and fancies a road trip on the weekend. It blows our project into oblivion, condition wise. Bootlid even looks mostly metal, too.Cheers Hirst! :evil: Anyone interested in a Sierra Sapphire.......?

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Posted 04 February 2010 - 09:47 AM

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Strong similarities to Ford Falcon styling in that shot. 8)

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Posted 04 February 2010 - 11:22 AM

reminds me of a chevy corvair

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Posted 04 February 2010 - 11:38 AM

or a ford Corcel..

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Posted 04 February 2010 - 12:49 PM

http://193.164.196.30/images/420/4202861...

Strong similarities to Ford Falcon styling in that shot. 8)
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