Jump to content


Welcome to Autoshite

Welcome to Autoshite, like most online communities you must register to view or post in our community, but don't worry this is a simple free process that requires minimal information for you to signup. Be apart of Autoshite by signing in or creating an account.
  • Start new topics and reply to others
  • Subscribe to topics and forums to get automatic updates
  • Get your own profile and make new friends
  • Customize your experience here
Guest Message by DevFuse
 

Photo

Ebay tat


  • This topic is locked
18335 replies to this topic

#18031 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

Mr_Bo11ox

    Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

  • Full Members
  • 22,411 posts
  • 9 thanks
  • LocationUttoxeter/Derby
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 01 February 2010 - 05:30 PM

Colt Turbo!!!!1111!!

800 euros

Posted Image
http://www.leboncoin...128.htm?ca=12_s

PIGEONZ NEST

CHECK OUT MY AWARD-WINNING SHITE-FIXING BLOG HERE

"THE 2.3 POWERTRAIN IS A SILENT IS AS A FISH, AND IT PULLS LIKE A GREAT"
"The engine has airbrushed skulls on it"

"Car shows are full of mentals talking tosh"


#18032 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

Mr_Bo11ox

    Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

  • Full Members
  • 22,411 posts
  • 9 thanks
  • LocationUttoxeter/Derby
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 01 February 2010 - 05:37 PM

Heres a gr8 one for Freds collection, its an ex-hearse!!!!

Posted Image
http://www.leboncoin...180.htm?ca=12_s

The fuggin flange whos selling it does not know the difference between a Ford and a Bed-ford :roll:

"A few blebs round the wheelarches, otherwise good" Price 800 euros!

PIGEONZ NEST

CHECK OUT MY AWARD-WINNING SHITE-FIXING BLOG HERE

"THE 2.3 POWERTRAIN IS A SILENT IS AS A FISH, AND IT PULLS LIKE A GREAT"
"The engine has airbrushed skulls on it"

"Car shows are full of mentals talking tosh"


#18033 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

Mr_Bo11ox

    Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

  • Full Members
  • 22,411 posts
  • 9 thanks
  • LocationUttoxeter/Derby
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 01 February 2010 - 05:41 PM

Look at this diesel fintail, runs and drives gr8, 'Will drive home any distance' 1500 euros!!!!! :roll: :roll:

Posted Image
http://www.leboncoin...120.htm?ca=12_s

PIGEONZ NEST

CHECK OUT MY AWARD-WINNING SHITE-FIXING BLOG HERE

"THE 2.3 POWERTRAIN IS A SILENT IS AS A FISH, AND IT PULLS LIKE A GREAT"
"The engine has airbrushed skulls on it"

"Car shows are full of mentals talking tosh"


#18034 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

Mr_Bo11ox

    Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

  • Full Members
  • 22,411 posts
  • 9 thanks
  • LocationUttoxeter/Derby
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 01 February 2010 - 05:44 PM

Old twin-pot LN - I WANT

Posted Image
http://www.leboncoin...829.htm?ca=12_s

PIGEONZ NEST

CHECK OUT MY AWARD-WINNING SHITE-FIXING BLOG HERE

"THE 2.3 POWERTRAIN IS A SILENT IS AS A FISH, AND IT PULLS LIKE A GREAT"
"The engine has airbrushed skulls on it"

"Car shows are full of mentals talking tosh"


#18035 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

Mr_Bo11ox

    Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

  • Full Members
  • 22,411 posts
  • 9 thanks
  • LocationUttoxeter/Derby
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 01 February 2010 - 05:46 PM

250 eurogiblets buys this two-door Volvo!

Posted Image
http://www.leboncoin...753.htm?ca=12_s

PIGEONZ NEST

CHECK OUT MY AWARD-WINNING SHITE-FIXING BLOG HERE

"THE 2.3 POWERTRAIN IS A SILENT IS AS A FISH, AND IT PULLS LIKE A GREAT"
"The engine has airbrushed skulls on it"

"Car shows are full of mentals talking tosh"


#18036 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

Mr_Bo11ox

    Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

  • Full Members
  • 22,411 posts
  • 9 thanks
  • LocationUttoxeter/Derby
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 01 February 2010 - 05:47 PM

BRING UR WELLIES & 350€

Posted Image
http://www.leboncoin...370.htm?ca=12_s

PIGEONZ NEST

CHECK OUT MY AWARD-WINNING SHITE-FIXING BLOG HERE

"THE 2.3 POWERTRAIN IS A SILENT IS AS A FISH, AND IT PULLS LIKE A GREAT"
"The engine has airbrushed skulls on it"

"Car shows are full of mentals talking tosh"


#18037 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

Mr_Bo11ox

    Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

  • Full Members
  • 22,411 posts
  • 9 thanks
  • LocationUttoxeter/Derby
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 01 February 2010 - 06:00 PM

ON VWP's DOORSTEP:

Posted Image
http://www.leboncoin...261.htm?ca=12_s

600€

PIGEONZ NEST

CHECK OUT MY AWARD-WINNING SHITE-FIXING BLOG HERE

"THE 2.3 POWERTRAIN IS A SILENT IS AS A FISH, AND IT PULLS LIKE A GREAT"
"The engine has airbrushed skulls on it"

"Car shows are full of mentals talking tosh"


#18038 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

Mr_Bo11ox

    Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

  • Full Members
  • 22,411 posts
  • 9 thanks
  • LocationUttoxeter/Derby
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 01 February 2010 - 06:02 PM

Look at this little sweetie!!!

Posted Image
http://www.leboncoin...633.htm?ca=12_s

Looks a MEGA BARG at 800€

PIGEONZ NEST

CHECK OUT MY AWARD-WINNING SHITE-FIXING BLOG HERE

"THE 2.3 POWERTRAIN IS A SILENT IS AS A FISH, AND IT PULLS LIKE A GREAT"
"The engine has airbrushed skulls on it"

"Car shows are full of mentals talking tosh"


#18039 OFFLINE   Ratdat

Ratdat

    Rank: Alfa Romeo Arna

  • Full Members
  • 2,770 posts
  • 0 thanks
  • LocationLincolnshire

Posted 01 February 2010 - 06:14 PM

That Simca 1100 is simply LUSH.

60's > 1962 Datsun Bluebird Estate (WP312) - 1968 Triumph Herald 13/60 - 1969 Wolseley 18/85
70's > 1971 Datsun 1600 SSS (PL510) - 1971 Datsun 1400 Deluxe (N510) - 1975 Datsun 160J SSS Coupe (KP710) - 1976 Datsun 160J SSS Coupe (KP710)

80's > 1980 Peugeot J7 - 1980 Dodge Van - 1984 Nissan Cherry Europe GTi (920) x2 - 1985 Nissan Cherry Spirit (N12) - 1988 Nissan Prairie 1.8 (M10) 

90's > 1992 Mazda MX5 1.6 (NA) - 1992 Mazda 323 LXI (BG) - 1996 Toyota Paseo ST

www.ratdat.com


#18040 OFFLINE   Parky

Parky

    Making Horse noises

  • Full Members
  • 3,446 posts
  • 4 thanks
  • LocationWith you pair of Pilchards
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 01 February 2010 - 06:18 PM

Top spots there Mr B. Jeez, that Alfa is some serious WANT, as is that Simca. Need a lie down now.

#18041 OFFLINE   Owain-328i

Owain-328i

    Rank: BL Wedge

  • Full Members
  • 619 posts
  • 0 thanks
  • LocationSouth Wales

Posted 01 February 2010 - 06:36 PM

Not exactly shite, and not exactly cheap, but OMG I WANT IT!!

Posted Image

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ270521681989

#18042 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

Mr_Bo11ox

    Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

  • Full Members
  • 22,411 posts
  • 9 thanks
  • LocationUttoxeter/Derby
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 01 February 2010 - 06:39 PM

Rover 2000!!!

Posted Image
http://www.leboncoin...766.htm?ca=12_s

700€

PIGEONZ NEST

CHECK OUT MY AWARD-WINNING SHITE-FIXING BLOG HERE

"THE 2.3 POWERTRAIN IS A SILENT IS AS A FISH, AND IT PULLS LIKE A GREAT"
"The engine has airbrushed skulls on it"

"Car shows are full of mentals talking tosh"


#18043 OFFLINE   Owain-328i

Owain-328i

    Rank: BL Wedge

  • Full Members
  • 619 posts
  • 0 thanks
  • LocationSouth Wales

Posted 01 February 2010 - 06:43 PM

This little blighter is popping out of 5th, but no matter it can scream away in 4th without much trouble, pretty bomb proof little things

Posted Image

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ230431826872

#18044 OFFLINE   Owain-328i

Owain-328i

    Rank: BL Wedge

  • Full Members
  • 619 posts
  • 0 thanks
  • LocationSouth Wales

Posted 01 February 2010 - 06:50 PM

Posted Image

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ220549174911

'Lazer' is this the ultimate pauper spec Sierra?

#18045 OFFLINE   Slaighty

Slaighty

    Rank Morris Ital

  • Full Members
  • 99 posts
  • 0 thanks

Posted 01 February 2010 - 06:51 PM

Posted Image

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 414cb0a4a8

#18046 OFFLINE   Pete-M

Pete-M

    ALL VXLs ARE SHIT.

  • Full Members
  • 8,655 posts
  • 0 thanks
  • LocationThe Glorious Peoples Republic of Liverpool.

Posted 01 February 2010 - 06:52 PM

If memory serves me right, Lazers were windy window spec with probably the worlds biggest clock.

214837.png 180526.png

Never knowingly inoffensive.


#18047 OFFLINE   lancashireclamper

lancashireclamper

    Rank: Austin Maxi

  • Full Members
  • 397 posts
  • 0 thanks
  • LocationLivin in me Jag

Posted 01 February 2010 - 06:59 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 1e5a3ab5c5 For when its time to sleep with the fishes; KAPEESH?
The devil looks after his own

#18048 ONLINE   Rod/b

Rod/b

    Rank: Citroen Ami

  • Full Members
  • 1,312 posts
  • 2 thanks
  • LocationUnder the bonnet

Posted 01 February 2010 - 07:03 PM

Rover 2000!!!

http://193.164.197.30/images/086/0868174...
http://www.leboncoin...766.htm?ca=12_s

700€

The dash in this looks like it has been hewn from a single slab of Dairy Milk.

#18049 OFFLINE   55bloke

55bloke

    Rank: Citroen Ami

  • Full Members
  • 1,607 posts
  • 0 thanks
  • LocationSheffield
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 01 February 2010 - 07:15 PM

Look at the stuff parked behind that Rover!

#18050 OFFLINE   Milford Cubicle

Milford Cubicle

    Rank: Renault 16

  • Full Members
  • 3,714 posts
  • 0 thanks

Posted 01 February 2010 - 09:00 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0397546749

SOME LITTLE GIT HAS SMASHES 4 WINDOW IN A CLASSIC MITSUBISHI CAR , I AM GOING TO SELL WHEN I CAN FIND THE GLASS TO FIX IT. OR CAN BE SOLD AS IS IF YOU WANT TO BUY IT

Someone help this guy out! He has a Galant TURBO DIESEL!

I NEED SOME REPLACEMENT GLASS FOR A (LHD) 1980 MITSUBISHI COLT GALANT SIGMA TURBO DIESEL 4 DOOR SALOON THAT HAS ONLY COVERED 23000KMS FROM NEW

Wonder what its story is.

#18051 ONLINE   Richard

Richard

    Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

  • Full Members
  • 11,139 posts
  • 6 thanks
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 01 February 2010 - 09:02 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/07/!Bk5(2NwBmk~$(KG...
1986 Austin Maestro 1.6 HLS RAT LOOK

OMG I think i have seen it all now!

http://i.ebayimg.com/22/!Bk5(5w!!2k~$(KG...

Unfortuneatly it was broken into on Christmas eve and the tossers who broke into it, it has no ignition barrel just a stop start button seen in the picture

http://i.ebayimg.com/07/!Bk5(rigBmk~$(KG... :shock:
http://bttos.com/for...ead.php?t=25543

Posted ImagePosted ImagePosted Image

#18052 OFFLINE   Milford Cubicle

Milford Cubicle

    Rank: Renault 16

  • Full Members
  • 3,714 posts
  • 0 thanks

Posted 01 February 2010 - 09:10 PM

Posted Image

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0571948080

I wonder why it was laid up.

2.5 british leyland diesel engine

Ah.

#18053 OFFLINE   Pillock

Pillock

    It's true.

  • Full Members
  • 13,226 posts
  • 14 thanks
  • LocationMassive Wang.
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 01 February 2010 - 09:17 PM

OK, so skimming through that forum.... Rich Kid "Jay"'s dad buys £300 Maestro, in pretty good nick, from an owners club. Daddy then gives Jay car, so as far as he's concerned it's free, which means "not worth anything".Jay then sets about proving what a cunt he is with every tired styling trick in the book. He actually seems a pretty good fabricator and knows what he's doing - see the gearlever from welded chain, and knocking up a roofrack from bus seats. Sadly his skills are used for twattishness, not Good.Jay's burning desire is to get a 306 (oh, the life he leads) so cares not that he's ruining a perfectly good car by covering the inside and outside in tat, taking off the good paint, chopping springs and making it as OMG LUK @ MEE as he can. And then wonders why it gets broken into..... but fear not, as soon as he has the 306 he dreams of, he's going to scrap the Maestro.But not before he's had a paddy at anyone on the forum telling him it looks shit.

#18054 OFFLINE   trigger

trigger

    Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

  • Full Members
  • 20,112 posts
  • 14 thanks
  • LocationIpswich
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 01 February 2010 - 09:18 PM

http://bttos.com/forum/showthread.php?t=25543
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c282/b...http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c282/b...http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c282/b...

I think that's summed up on the first page

You ruin every single car you have.

Rat look is fucking GAY.

Yep, what a cock.

1979 Triumph Dolomite 1500 SE

2004 Ford Fiesta 1.4 TDCi Zetec


#18055 OFFLINE   trigger

trigger

    Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

  • Full Members
  • 20,112 posts
  • 14 thanks
  • LocationIpswich
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 01 February 2010 - 09:38 PM

Posted Image
1975 Triumph 2000 TC Estate


This sounds pretty cheap, The blokes selling it with a years ticket for the BIN of £750, Doesn't look to bad in the photos.

1979 Triumph Dolomite 1500 SE

2004 Ford Fiesta 1.4 TDCi Zetec


#18056 OFFLINE   barrett

barrett

    Rank: Renault 16

  • Full Members
  • 4,068 posts
  • 2 thanks
  • Location1975

Posted 01 February 2010 - 09:49 PM

I'd love to buy that Maestro and rip all the shit off it and leave it in a big pile in his drive. Actually looks quite good lowered a bit (not that much though), shame it'll probably be run into the ground by another rat-twat and then scrapped.also - Galant - shouldn't that be on the 'bargins' thread? 4k??!!Trumpet - looks lovely, but those things are very good at hiding rust. Quite possibly has no iner sills or floors, although chappy says it's rust free and i'd like to believe him, could be mega bargin for someone
1929 Ford Model A (half)
1938-ish / 1967-ish Heron Austin special (half)
1965 Peugeot 404 Cabriolet (half)
1955 Panhard Dyna Z1 (half)
1985 Citroen BX 16TRS
1986 Citroen BX 16RS Break
1992 Citroen BX TZD
1992 Citroen BX TXD (Autoshite bike)
1992 Citroen BX TZD Break

#18057 OFFLINE   seth

seth

    Rank: Renault 16

  • Full Members
  • 4,017 posts
  • 1 thanks
  • LocationNW London

Posted 01 February 2010 - 09:58 PM

Triumph does look pretty good in those pictures. Manual too.I think MrB needs to adopt that Maestro blokes signature picture...

#18058 OFFLINE   Ratdat

Ratdat

    Rank: Alfa Romeo Arna

  • Full Members
  • 2,770 posts
  • 0 thanks
  • LocationLincolnshire

Posted 01 February 2010 - 10:20 PM

I never thought there would be a form of transport I'd favour less than walking but I think I've just seen it. I'd be painfully fucking embarassed just being seen in the vicinity of that Maestro let alone driving in it. Maybe if we all chipped in a couple of quid we could win it and then all go round en mass and smash the fuck out of it in his driveway with sledge hammers then just walk off.

60's > 1962 Datsun Bluebird Estate (WP312) - 1968 Triumph Herald 13/60 - 1969 Wolseley 18/85
70's > 1971 Datsun 1600 SSS (PL510) - 1971 Datsun 1400 Deluxe (N510) - 1975 Datsun 160J SSS Coupe (KP710) - 1976 Datsun 160J SSS Coupe (KP710)

80's > 1980 Peugeot J7 - 1980 Dodge Van - 1984 Nissan Cherry Europe GTi (920) x2 - 1985 Nissan Cherry Spirit (N12) - 1988 Nissan Prairie 1.8 (M10) 

90's > 1992 Mazda MX5 1.6 (NA) - 1992 Mazda 323 LXI (BG) - 1996 Toyota Paseo ST

www.ratdat.com


#18059 OFFLINE   whitevanman

whitevanman

    Rank: Renault 16

  • Full Members
  • 2,465 posts
  • 0 thanks
  • Locationjust of the A7, near shitesville, Scotland

Posted 01 February 2010 - 10:26 PM

http://bttos.com/for...ead.php?t=25543

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c282/b...http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c282/b...http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c282/b...

Dear Godz, I had no idea that there were so many fuckwited, over indulged, pointless, air stealing, mong cunts on any forum in the land.....

guess I have learned a valuable lesson today :roll:

WTF is 'german look'? Listening to the fuggin skorpions while combing your mullet?.


#18060 OFFLINE   dollywobbler

dollywobbler

    Mr HubNut

  • Full Members
  • 23,012 posts
  • 12 thanks
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 01 February 2010 - 10:26 PM

My oh my. That Triumph is rather delicious. What a delightful colour! Hnnnng, WANT! And I'm driving to Sussex on Saturday. Passing Croydon...(oh, wait, no monies!)

1986 Citroen 2CV6, 1989 Nissan Bluebird
1990 Proton 1.5GLS, 1997 Honda S-MX, 2001 Perodua Nippa
HubNut Blog      HubNut Vids    Twatter





1 user(s) are reading this topic

0 members, 0 guests, 0 anonymous users


    Bing (1)