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#17911 OFFLINE   Mr Lobster

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Posted 28 January 2010 - 09:13 AM

Kebab blindness

:lol: Sounds like a good name for a punk band.

Sounds like a reason to wake up the following morning thinking 'What' have I done'. What being the important word here. Those were the days indeed.

#17912 OFFLINE   TagoraSX

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Posted 28 January 2010 - 11:27 AM

That Camaro.. I know where there's a 2.8 one of those things in Czech, it used to belong to some Czech porn starlet when it was new. It looks like it might just be saveable enough to drive to the UK.

Any pics? Of the porn sarlet? :lol:

#17913 OFFLINE   KruJoe

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Posted 28 January 2010 - 11:40 AM

Here you go.

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#17914 OFFLINE   Lukas

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Posted 28 January 2010 - 12:25 PM

http://cgi.ebay.at/M... ... 35a6a469d0 I like the pictures in the advert! A lot! :lol:

87 Mitsubishi Pajero 2,5 TD Wagon Std

89 Mitsubishi Pajero V6 3000 MT Deluxe

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#17915 OFFLINE   Spiny Norman

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Posted 28 January 2010 - 04:50 PM

^^^ :lol: ^^^ Using Google translate.....

Mercedes Benz Vito 110D with air for slaughter Engine, transmission, drive, see photos unharmed! Vito will be sold in pieces! All parts are available, according to the photos. New stickers, etc. made shortly before the accident! Those interested in parts contact me at the number 0043 676 5624959. Prices for parts to be arranged. The Vito is still in the running order.


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#17916 OFFLINE   trigger

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Posted 28 January 2010 - 05:23 PM

^^^ :lol: ^^^ Using Google translate.....

Mercedes Benz Vito 110D with air for slaughter Engine, transmission, drive, see photos unharmed! Vito will be sold in pieces! All parts are available, according to the photos. New stickers, etc. made shortly before the accident! Those interested in parts contact me at the number 0043 676 5624959. Prices for parts to be arranged. The Vito is still in the running order.

:lol: That is a good one! I wonder if you have to collected it from where it's crashed?.

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#17917 OFFLINE   Lukas

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Posted 28 January 2010 - 06:26 PM

The translation is even more funny than the pictures! :lol:

87 Mitsubishi Pajero 2,5 TD Wagon Std

89 Mitsubishi Pajero V6 3000 MT Deluxe

96 Daewoo Espero GLX

 

I´ve always been crazy but it´s kept me from going insane!


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Posted 28 January 2010 - 06:58 PM

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1982 Bedford HA Van

Pog scrappaged this for a new Metro van.

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19XX Ford Capri

Why would you do this?

#17920 OFFLINE   FredTransit

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Posted 28 January 2010 - 07:03 PM

I only stopped laughing at that when I noticed the 5 studs, nice. Shame about the car....
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#17921 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 28 January 2010 - 09:44 PM

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Posted 28 January 2010 - 09:49 PM

http://www.carandcla...uk/car/C134906/
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http://www.carandcla....uk/car/C63688/
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http://www.carandcla...uk/car/C134253/

Price: £120

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http://www.carandcla...uk/car/C102262/

Price: £200 Or near offer

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#17923 OFFLINE   wuvvum

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Posted 28 January 2010 - 10:02 PM

http://www.carandcla...uk/car/C134253/

Price: £120

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'Ass mine, 'at is.

#17924 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 28 January 2010 - 10:04 PM

I do fancy that, Wuvs!

#17925 OFFLINE   wuvvum

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Posted 28 January 2010 - 10:19 PM

A-frame it back to Poggleswade behind the 1.5 DCi Kangoo for a truly heroic shite collection mission tale to tell your grandkids...

#17926 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 28 January 2010 - 10:20 PM

LOL. I wouldn't trust that sack of shit to tow my ERDE trailer down to the tip!

#17927 OFFLINE   Spottedlaurel

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Posted 28 January 2010 - 11:15 PM

That Sunny estate with a year's MoT looks decent value for £500.

The home of one previous owner Japanese cars:

1973 Datsun 1200 B110 2dr; 1980 Laurel 2.4 C230; 1988 Sunny 1.6 LX N13
1992 Camry 2.2GL (definitely just for spares now); 1993 Camry Estate 2.2GL on the road again!!

And a couple of modern Toyotas


#17928 OFFLINE   fotorabia

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Posted 29 January 2010 - 07:16 AM

Breaks into Donna Summer on cassette.."im In Love Im in Love IMMM in Love'...
This Viva is a dead end..its all i wanted 1800 magnum auto..check the caramel..sticky...and de-reg'd etc..and partner is currently in these necks of the Sth Island..so Ive threatened to buy it and then post her the live plates n rego' off the 72 HC i just bought...hmmmm...tho there is the ferry crossing to keep in mind..
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wish i hadnt seen this...
Photo Compulsive Disorder...PCD..its nuts.

#17929 OFFLINE   M'coli

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Posted 29 January 2010 - 04:29 PM

Have we had this Marina pick-up yet?
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2-door Jag XJ6
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1983 Honda Perelude:
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Be quick, less than an hour on this Giffer-tronic Maxi HL:
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#17930 OFFLINE   Pete-M

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Posted 29 January 2010 - 04:31 PM

dorr rubbers

That XJ6C would be tempting if I could be bothered. Manual as well.

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#17931 OFFLINE   trigger

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Posted 29 January 2010 - 04:48 PM

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1989 Ford Fiesta 1.1 Festival

One for Brammy, Must of been quite well spec'ed in it's day for a special edition with the Ghia dash and door trim. Only 40k @ £395.

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#17932 OFFLINE   M'coli

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Posted 29 January 2010 - 04:49 PM

1983 Locost donor:
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Sod the XJ6, I'll have this:
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Damn, nowhere really to put the dog:
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Buy shares in a fuel company:
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If the van's a rockin':
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On second thoughts, I'd have this:
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#17933 OFFLINE   trigger

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Posted 29 January 2010 - 04:50 PM

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1979 Ford Capri 3.0 Ghia

This Crapi is lovely!, I really like the red interior as well, Lush!

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#17934 OFFLINE   retrogeezer

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Posted 29 January 2010 - 05:23 PM

Love that Prelude....very nice.
RIP Julie & Maisie

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Posted 29 January 2010 - 05:35 PM

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1970 Dodge Coronet

Crikey, a snouty-nose Coronet 4-door! I'd bin the wheels and fit a steels/dog-dish combo. Hirst Cabs USA!

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#17936 OFFLINE   simmo

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Posted 29 January 2010 - 05:56 PM

Cheap Transit Coupe: http://www.gumtree.c...3/53205453.html

#17937 OFFLINE   Timewaster

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Posted 29 January 2010 - 06:03 PM

Cheap Transit Coupe: http://www.gumtree.c...3/53205453.html

What a quality listing! Ford Transit 2.5 190 LWB 4 Door CoupeFord transit LWB 17 Seater, 4 door + 1 slide, 2.5 litre, 2495cc (diesel), 'L' reg 1993, *********FOR SALE BUY NOW***********.... None Runner Make: Ford Model: Transit Year: 1993 Registration: L763LKU Colour: White Fuel Type: Diesel Transmission: Automatic Capacity: 2496 Body: Coupe Trim: 190 LWB This car has had 9 previous owners previous owners Looks like it was written by that meercat! Simples
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#17938 OFFLINE   simmo

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Posted 29 January 2010 - 07:54 PM

It's a lot of motor for £100; I though scrap was quite good at moment

#17939 OFFLINE   warren t claim

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Posted 29 January 2010 - 08:02 PM

Plenty of Metrocab owners would love that transit autobox.
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Posted 29 January 2010 - 08:03 PM

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/uploads/c...
1989 Ford Fiesta 1.1 Festival

One for Brammy, Must of been quite well spec'ed in it's day for a special edition with the Ghia dash and door trim. Only 40k @ £395.

Judging by the trimz it's a "Nick Griffin" special edition.
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