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1978 Ford Escort 1.3 L

 

This is perfect. I would like to buy this and undergo a series of lifestyle changes in order to bring myself down to the level of this car. Chain-smoking rollups, reading the Daily Star, rushing home to have egg and chips in front of Bullseye. Dead at 40.

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But not this one. So please, fuck off back to MacDroitwich where you can continue to delude yourself that you are both important & popular...

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1980 Vauxhall Cavalier 2.0 GL

 

This is what the neighbour of the Escort owner would have - bit of a faux-snob, likes to think that he's a bit flash because he's got a set of ducks on the wall and a small carriage clock. Ultimately doesn't earn much more than our hero, but manages his finances better by not spending £50 a week on Tetley at the local boozer. Gets into arguments with him quite a lot, but their respective wives are the best of friends.

 

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1989 Rover 216 SE

 

Late one! £500 BIN.

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Today's tat haul is brought to you by Total Recall.

 

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1981 Ford Fiesta Popular

 

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This basic Fiesta would be an ideal runabout for somebody. Open the goddamn door! And you'll find a basic yet smart interior. Open it!!

 

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1989 Saab 9000 Carlsson

 

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Richter, do you know why I'm such a happy person? Because I get to drive around in this nice big Saab.

 

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1989 Ford Escort 1.3 L

 

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At £1995 this Escort seems a tad pricey - I've got five kids to feed!

 

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1983 Vauxhall Astra

 

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Get your ass to Mars, in this smart red Astra.

 

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1979 Mini Scamp

 

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The fare is 18 credits, please. WAARRRAGRARGHH! We hope you enjoyed the ride! Ha-ha!

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:shock::shock: Surely the doors fall off this and Immobilo the clown falls out to terrify the local kids with his big end :lol: Should also probably have a Wanker, sorry Wankel engine :oops:

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I've always found it a bit of a pain having to open the bonnet to change plugs, check levels, etc. so this car would be a boon for me.

 

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Also like how they've retained the poverty-spec steering wheel.

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