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Posted 21 January 2010 - 04:42 PM

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#17672 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 21 January 2010 - 05:22 PM

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#17673 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 21 January 2010 - 05:26 PM

Another for the renna pervz

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#17674 OFFLINE   55bloke

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Posted 21 January 2010 - 05:27 PM

That's yummy!!

#17675 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 21 January 2010 - 05:28 PM

YES!

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Posted 21 January 2010 - 05:41 PM

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Just cruisin'
Where, baby, I don't care
Just cruisin'
As long as you take me there
Just cruisin'
Somewhere to clear my-
what do you mean you're not coming?

#17677 OFFLINE   whitevanman

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Posted 21 January 2010 - 06:40 PM

YES!

http://i.ebayimg.com/14/!BkElmWQ!2k~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ290393978626

I am so full of WANTZ for that :shock:

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Posted 21 January 2010 - 07:27 PM

A Mk1 Transit HARLEQUIN! http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 20af1638b9 It's like a polo.....................
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#17679 OFFLINE   warren t claim

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Posted 21 January 2010 - 07:32 PM

I'm going to bid £30,000 for this and refuse to pay because it isn't "tax exempt" like he has described it. http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 2eaa9d0210
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Posted 21 January 2010 - 07:34 PM

Just cruisin'
Where, baby, I don't care
Just cruisin'
As long as you take me there
Just cruisin'
Somewhere to clear my-
what do you mean you're not coming?

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#17681 OFFLINE   Station

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Posted 21 January 2010 - 07:35 PM

I'm going to bid £30,000 for this and refuse to pay because it isn't "tax exempt" like he has described it.

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 2eaa9d0210

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I know they're spare parts but ...
Can't be arsed with 10 seconds of clearing the boot.

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Posted 21 January 2010 - 08:33 PM

six grand for this old truck, but look at it!
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Posted 21 January 2010 - 08:54 PM

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/uploads/c...

http://www.carandcla...uk/car/C133735/

This has been listed on ebay now with a BIN price of £895 or best offer plus a lot more photo's.

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 2a043b88aa

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Posted 21 January 2010 - 08:55 PM

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This fantastically 'badgers arse' Cortina is a not hugely steep 900 squid with T&T and a minor brake malady. OSF YKT OI OI MINES A STELLA M8!

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Posted 21 January 2010 - 09:16 PM

I'm going to bid £30,000 for this and refuse to pay because it isn't "tax exempt" like he has described it. http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 2eaa9d0210

On 21-Jan-10 at 21:05:45 GMT, seller added the following information: I HAVE HAD A QUESTION ABOUT THE ROAD TAX ON THIS CAR .BELOW IS A QUOTE FROM THE INTERNET TO ENSURE THERE IS NO MISUNDERSTANDING These cars never are actually exempt from tax however once they reach 25 they count as classic cars and therefor get there tax disc for free but you still have to display it just like b4 you can apply for your car to given classic status at the d.v.l.a. i think you can even do it on-line

Yeah so you believe some twatty TXT talker before the DVLA then?
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Posted 21 January 2010 - 09:22 PM

oh ffs are dickheads still spouting that "25 years old" shit ? IT WAS STOPPED OVER 10 YEARS AGO! FUCKOFF!!Quote from the internet = Muist be true (obvipusly)

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Posted 21 January 2010 - 09:27 PM

Well it would be tax exempt if we were in Ireland
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Posted 21 January 2010 - 09:29 PM

She's changed the listing again!, I bet she's just had a dozon of us 'shiters' emailing her to tell her, I know i did! :lol:

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Posted 21 January 2010 - 09:51 PM

SORN = tax exemption. :wink:

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Posted 21 January 2010 - 09:55 PM

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This P100 has just been added to Essex gumtree, Not sure about the upgraded front bumper but it's a cheap price.

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Posted 21 January 2010 - 11:03 PM

That Cortina listing goes on about a personal plate.....no it's not, it's an Essex registered car, hence the "PU" in the letters, and at that point DVLA were still issuing single digit plates to Joe Public, it was before the "value" of such things was inflated.....

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Posted 22 January 2010 - 08:15 AM

Never seen one of these in anything but silver!

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GR8 4 Blackpool two-star hotel owners. One day listing.
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Posted 22 January 2010 - 10:58 AM


GR8 4 Blackpool two-star hotel owners. One day listing.

Hirst wouldnt have a hotel in Blackpool, surely(?)

Supposedly very good condition, and cool plates. Not particularly cheap though:

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This is looking lovely too:

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..Full MOT, low miles, one owner.. one for the Doctor perhaps? I expect a few crusty bits to be honest.

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Posted 22 January 2010 - 11:12 AM

That Cavalier was on Carandclassic at about £450 some weeks back, I was going to view it but the seller sounded like a bit of a bell-end so I didn't bother.

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Posted 22 January 2010 - 12:00 PM

That Cavalier was on Carandclassic at about £450 some weeks back, I was going to view it but the seller sounded like a bit of a bell-end so I didn't bother.

That Cavalier I sold to said bell end a few years ago, drove from Yorkshire to Somerset for it. I love the way it's condition is getting embellished every time it's up for sale.

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Posted 22 January 2010 - 12:08 PM

Probably the same bloke then - said on the description that he'd had it for a few years and he was in Yorkshire (but wouldn't say where).What was the car actually like? It looked tidy in the pics, hence my interest.

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Posted 22 January 2010 - 12:17 PM

Cavalier advert states location as Keighley.

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Posted 22 January 2010 - 12:38 PM

Was solid enough, paintwork wasn't the best. Few odd dents like in the roof, interior was all there. Only a 4 speeder. Belonged to some oldish giffer who did all his own shit to it. He did mostly use gen parts though. He chopped it in with me for a '95 Cav CDX auto which he still has.It went well enough, I ran it for a bit before chucking it on ebay with a £200 start and no reserve and our ethnic friend bought it. About 5 of them came to pick it up at midnight. It wasn't a bad car, but it wasn't the best Mk2 I've had by a long shot. Certainly not worth that asking price, £3 to 400 being about it's money.

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Posted 22 January 2010 - 02:18 PM


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1981 Austin miniMetro 1.0 HLE

These blokes come with the car whether you like it or not, they occupy the other seats. They're a right ballache.



Full of want for this. Is that Clarkson on the left of the car ! :shock: Oh no, wait, the metro isn't trashed beyond recognition, my bad.

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Posted 22 January 2010 - 02:48 PM



http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/uploads/c...
1981 Austin miniMetro 1.0 HLE

These blokes come with the car whether you like it or not, they occupy the other seats. They're a right ballache.



Full of want for this. Is that Clarkson on the left of the car ! :shock: Oh no, wait, the metro isn't trashed beyond recognition, my bad.
I thought Brad had already sold that? Or maybe it's bee sold by the current owner.
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