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#17341 OFFLINE   Tayne

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Posted 10 January 2010 - 01:22 PM

Have you checked out some of the other Alfa's this bloke has ?. I was rather taken with this, although a pretty Major Project. http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 439c8a0a88

From the GTV listing

As a one-off I am prepared to deliver this car to its new owner for the cost of the petrol and return train fair, please contact me if you wish to take advantage of this offer. Please note all deliveries will use the "long way round" route because the car is such a joy to drive.


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#17342 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 10 January 2010 - 02:43 PM

OMG BERG CUP STYLZ!!!!!11111!!!1!§§§!§[email protected][email protected]!2212112§1!

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#17343 OFFLINE   trigger

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Posted 10 January 2010 - 02:44 PM

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This 1.8 GTIi sound's like a bargain, Long T+T for £650 BIN, I would expected it to be more as it looks pretty tidy except for the aftermarket alloys.

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#17344 OFFLINE   Mr Lobster

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Posted 10 January 2010 - 02:44 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/05/!BjFU29gB2k~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0357757913

Looks quite nice. But hang on.....

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#17345 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 10 January 2010 - 02:46 PM

^^^^^ Brrrrrr!!!! SUITABLE FOR SUMMER USE ONLY

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Posted 10 January 2010 - 02:48 PM

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#17347 OFFLINE   Mr Lobster

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Posted 10 January 2010 - 02:52 PM

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We bought this 2 years ago in order to drive a crazy charity race across across Africa

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#17348 OFFLINE   Mr Lobster

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Posted 10 January 2010 - 03:04 PM

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Granada with BIN of £550 in Bo11oxland looks decent enough, especially with 10 months MOT.

#17349 OFFLINE   retrogeezer

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Posted 10 January 2010 - 04:15 PM

Brown Mk3 has been on before, I like it a lot!
RIP Julie & Maisie

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#17350 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 10 January 2010 - 04:41 PM

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Nice one owner from new Rover Sterling! Check out this prospective buyer:

1, Is the roof lining stained marked and/or sagging/torn in places ? 2, Has the front bumper been replaced or has it had a knock to the front ? 3, from you early reply does it mean there is no rust on the the sills, arches, bonnet and boot? 4, Does the air stay in the tyres or do they need regular pumps ? 5, Is the exhaust noisy or blowing ? 6, I assume you retired in 2007 and the car has been sorned since then and only been used on private land (your farm) since then, hence no mot or tax and sorned ? Are you able to put more photo's on the listing, some perhaps of the interior, dash, roof lining, close ups of the wheel arches etc etc ? It may be easier for you to copy and paste these questions in your reply and answer each one underneath each question. Thank you.

Any rust anywhere else ? eg, sills, wings, bonnet, bootlid and sunroof opening. the slightest show of rust is worth mentioning as i need to know before i buy. do you have any service history ? regards,

sorry, forgot to ask... any MOT or tax ? regards,

Fuggin wars, its only 380 BIN, he says its got some rust, what do you want? I'd be quietly blocking this guy's bids, you just know he's gonna turn up and find a 50p-sized rust bleb you didnt know about then ask for his travel costs back and start threatening small claims court and so on.

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Posted 10 January 2010 - 05:11 PM

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Granada 2.8i Sport with a manual box and 12 months MOT, bodyworks tatty though for £1800 BIN.

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#17352 OFFLINE   Pete-M

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Posted 10 January 2010 - 05:30 PM

Granada 2.8i Sport with a manual box and 12 months MOT, bodyworks tatty though for £1800 BIN.

I had an identical one to that for about two years, except mine was a 5 speed. Same colour and everything. Mine originally had the RS bodykit, which I ripped off with extreme prejudice and satisfaction.

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#17353 OFFLINE   warren t claim

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Posted 10 January 2010 - 05:34 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/19/!BjFsObwBmk~$(KG...

Granada with BIN of £550 in Bo11oxland looks decent enough, especially with 10 months MOT.

Check out the quality non-pas steering wheel! Ultra rare!
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#17354 OFFLINE   Mash

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Posted 10 January 2010 - 05:43 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/19/!BjFsObwBmk~$(KG...

r u sure this car is a y reg and y hav u put scorpio n wot engine has it got in

Don't you just love the command that people nowadays have of the English language? Sheer poetry.
I dont no wot there worth tbh mate only wont it for pre 68 obvserly lol hav u got any pics plz mate

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Posted 10 January 2010 - 06:44 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/07/!BjJ5Ewg!Wk~$(KG...

DO WANT! :D

#17356 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 10 January 2010 - 07:46 PM

This TAUNUS costs just 500€ ONO, its barely one hour over the channel, its done 36k from new, and its as cool as a mutha. What more does anyone want?

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#17357 OFFLINE   trigger

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Posted 10 January 2010 - 08:22 PM

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basically the car just needs finished off as i cant be bothered with it anymore

So why would you go into all the effort and expense just to say that you can't be bothered anymore?. Makes you wonder how good a job has been done to it in the first place.

Also still listed as black :?

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#17358 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 10 January 2010 - 08:43 PM

I'm gonna post this up again cos I like it so much.

http://i.ebayimg.com/24/!BieWiRwBGk~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ180451132127

Owned by the mayor of Notts from new, 2.0 GL pinto automatic on a carb, 33k genuine, rear arches intact, non-metallic... PERFECT!!! I would absolutley love this. I hope it wangs up in price, at the moment its still more or less affordable.

Fuggin hell that only made 360!! What a mega bargain, I woulda loved it. sadly I am at record levels of skintness so i just did not dare!

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#17359 OFFLINE   trigger

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Posted 10 January 2010 - 09:22 PM

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This looks like a tidy Astra, Would make a nice first car for someone.

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#17360 OFFLINE   trigger

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Posted 10 January 2010 - 09:33 PM

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I did post this the other week but it's on ebay now, Is this 323 any good to any of you for £175?


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This is gorgeous!, I bet it makes a tidy packed too!.


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What about this tidy Metro Turbo, It has a burned out valve but easy fix for many of you, low mileage and owned by a old girl for £1200 BIN.

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#17361 OFFLINE   Minimad5

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Posted 10 January 2010 - 09:37 PM

feck if i had a trailor and tow car or car transporter i would well get that Mazda !
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#17362 OFFLINE   Torsten2001

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Posted 10 January 2010 - 09:44 PM

Isn't that ex-Torsten?

Oh yeahhhh! Couldn't wait to do it up he said! Anyway, I got much better photos!

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Posted 10 January 2010 - 11:58 PM

A quick taste of Austalian tat

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#17364 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 11 January 2010 - 12:33 PM

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Yes!!!

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Posted 11 January 2010 - 01:09 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/23/!BjMUF(gBmk~$(KG...

basically the car just needs finished off as i cant be bothered with it anymore

So why would you go into all the effort and expense just to say that you can't be bothered anymore?. Makes you wonder how good a job has been done to it in the first place.

Also still listed as black :?
What's the betting this a boggo MkII fitted with a nosecone and a transit engine, and wearing the id of a previously wrecked RS2000?

#17366 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 11 January 2010 - 05:36 PM

Hey get a load of this on car and classic!!

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Now thats rare. Only 9 grand! :?

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#17367 OFFLINE   Station

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Posted 11 January 2010 - 06:11 PM

These seem to appear once or twice every month:

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Always 'found in a barn, needs a little work to body'. Funk that, only good for parts.

#17368 OFFLINE   Pete-M

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Posted 11 January 2010 - 06:17 PM

Hey get a load of this on car and classic!!

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/uploads/c...
http://www.carandcla...uk/car/C95999/#

Now thats rare. Only 9 grand! :?

There are hundreds for sale in Germany for less than a third of that.

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#17369 OFFLINE   whitevanman

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Posted 11 January 2010 - 06:32 PM

LPG shite...
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WTF is 'german look'? Listening to the fuggin skorpions while combing your mullet?.


#17370 OFFLINE   whitevanman

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Posted 11 January 2010 - 06:36 PM

more LPG shite
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WTF is 'german look'? Listening to the fuggin skorpions while combing your mullet?.





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