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#17101 OFFLINE   KruJoe

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Posted 03 January 2010 - 04:39 PM

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Looks good from this angle.
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ320469977801

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#17102 OFFLINE   Rod/b

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Posted 03 January 2010 - 05:03 PM

Wow! Mega-early one with black strip bumpers, the way they should be.
http://i.ebayimg.com/15/!BimhKowB2k~$(KG...

Engine Size: 1,500 cc

1.6, surely.

IT HAS A SIREN AND ANIMAL ALARM FITTED,WORKING PERFECTLY.

Oh good.

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Poor old boy. Sounds like he tried his best.
is there a link for this?

#17103 OFFLINE   KruJoe

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Posted 03 January 2010 - 05:16 PM

Second balls-up of the page...
Here you go.
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#17104 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 03 January 2010 - 05:19 PM

Get a load of this little sweetie!!!!

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http://www.leboncoin...546.htm?ca=12_s

550 EURO

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#17105 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 03 January 2010 - 05:21 PM

Check out the panel fit of this!!!!

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http://www.leboncoin...948.htm?ca=12_s

900€

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#17106 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 03 January 2010 - 05:25 PM

SHIT! LOOK AT THAT!!!!!

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http://www.leboncoin...330.htm?ca=12_s

1000 euro, too good to be true surely.[/url]

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#17107 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 03 January 2010 - 05:27 PM

This looks BARGAINOUS at 1000 euros:

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http://www.leboncoin...593.htm?ca=12_s

At that price I reckon you could still make a profit even after paying for the inevitable reconstructive surgery on your spine following the drive home.

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#17108 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 03 January 2010 - 05:30 PM

One owner from new! only 600 eurochuds.

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#17109 OFFLINE   KruJoe

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Posted 03 January 2010 - 05:30 PM

That Fiat coup does look lovely. Go get it!



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#17110 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 03 January 2010 - 05:48 PM

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#17111 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 03 January 2010 - 05:50 PM

SPAFF!

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Posted 03 January 2010 - 05:51 PM

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http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 3357cd83c4

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#17113 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 03 January 2010 - 06:05 PM

OMG that REKORD is totally LUSH!And not stupidly priced neither. I like it, I like it alot!I was just pricing some wardrobe doors, but I think I should waste money on that instead.

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Posted 03 January 2010 - 06:16 PM

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http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0418231597

See you later snow woes. I'd love to get a 2003 model, that'd confuse a lot of people.

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Posted 03 January 2010 - 06:38 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1997-Fiat-Panda-4 ... 0418231597[/url]

Hell yeah! It seems a lot at £1250 but I bet I could punt that plate onto some Land Rover type.
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#17116 OFFLINE   eggy

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Posted 03 January 2010 - 06:39 PM

this looks nice hidden away in commercials

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0466622197
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this keeps appearing and taunting me about my skintness,i know it would be a whole world of trouble but i love it

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0361382325
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hightop ftw !

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0556483071
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#17117 OFFLINE   trigger

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Posted 03 January 2010 - 07:00 PM

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Just needs a little TLC.

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#17118 OFFLINE   reallyloud

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Posted 03 January 2010 - 08:05 PM

Be like me but with tax exempt status and slightly less rust.

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...Z320468428414QQ

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#17119 OFFLINE   M'coli

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Posted 03 January 2010 - 08:49 PM

Second balls-up of the page...
Here you go.
http://i.ebayimg.com/05/!Bimhvm!BGk~$(KG...

I believe this is an early enough example to have the relatively unsophisticated engine management system that allows transplanting into RWD vehicles using the original ECU.

#17120 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 03 January 2010 - 09:00 PM

hey I bet this would look HOT after a good wash, (a bit like your mum)

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http://www.leboncoin...350.htm?ca=12_s

It is a 4-dr and can be yours in exchange for 10 x 100-euro notes

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#17121 OFFLINE   KruJoe

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Posted 03 January 2010 - 10:19 PM

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Another red GTi. These have the comfiest seats OV EVAR.
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...em=200424288008

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Posted 03 January 2010 - 10:48 PM

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The offical Westlife car, Like wow, I need this in my life! :shock: :lol:

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Oh yes, That would be like living the dream...

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#17123 OFFLINE   fiatdaft

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Posted 03 January 2010 - 10:56 PM

jeez^ anyway self whoring here http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... :MESELX:IT

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Posted 03 January 2010 - 11:07 PM

If there was ever a car that needed me to win the auction and then rock up with a mobile fragging machine, it's that Westlife Punto.Imagine the look on the lass's face as the bonnet was spat out into a skip as tiny shards of metal. Obv I'd tell her I was going to put it in a Westlife museum when I put a bid in, and wrap it in towels and shit like that.

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Posted 03 January 2010 - 11:09 PM

What attention to detail! Those hubcaps are err... shit. I think I'm going to do a Vanilla Ice Sirion soon.

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Posted 03 January 2010 - 11:33 PM

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I'm saddened to think that I will probably never see anything as hilarious as this ever again. The car itself is absurd, but the little heads inside the cheapo hubcaps bring it up to a level of comedy which can only be described as utterly astounding. Richard Pryor is back from the dead and has been reborn as a Westlife-themed hubcap, that is the only way I can even begin to imagine why this is so funny. Jesus. Imagine them all spinning around, imagine one flying off and bouncing down the road, I'm sat here chuckling like a moron just dreaming of all the possible scenarios.

Good God.

#17127 OFFLINE   KruJoe

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Posted 03 January 2010 - 11:47 PM

LOLz @ Hirst

Good God.

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#17128 OFFLINE   Rod/b

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Posted 04 January 2010 - 12:08 AM

Do you reckon those trims would fit in a clay pigeon trap. Just thinking out loud...

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Posted 04 January 2010 - 02:26 AM

This oddboy has probably been posted before, but just in case:

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Item number is 130355105929

I don`t know how to link it to make it all smart and professional, sorry.

#17130 OFFLINE   AXrescuer

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Posted 04 January 2010 - 04:55 AM

Get a load of this little sweetie!!!!

http://193.164.197.30/images/122/1226134...
http://www.leboncoin...546.htm?ca=12_s

550 EURO

How much would this fetch over here Mr B?

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