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#17071 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 02 January 2010 - 11:54 PM

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This Saab convertible looks temptingly good value for a bag of sand, but I am always put in mind of that whinging MeatLoafTurbo lad off RR who had one that was a pup.

#17072 OFFLINE   Mike D

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Posted 02 January 2010 - 11:57 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/07/!BilLSnwBGk~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0557234767
Ding-dong!

Have you ever driven one of these abortions Pog? they are a fuggin disgrace to vankind!

#17073 OFFLINE   Mash

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Posted 03 January 2010 - 12:05 AM

Here's that coach that was in Classic Car Weekly (other motoring publications are available, though not with such cutting edge stories as this :wink: ) with only delivery mileage on it. The guy was looking for about 50 grand for it...

Perhaps if we chip in a couple of quid each we can secure it for future Autoshite Jolly Boys Outings:

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I dont no wot there worth tbh mate only wont it for pre 68 obvserly lol hav u got any pics plz mate

#17074 OFFLINE   Tayne

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Posted 03 January 2010 - 12:11 AM

Perhaps if we chip in a couple of quid each we can secure it for future Autoshite Jolly Boys Outings:

We'd only need £1.29 each. What a bargain!
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#17075 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 03 January 2010 - 12:14 AM

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ALRIGHT LOVE. I'VE JUST MOVED IN NEXT DOOR. I'VE BOUGHT A MASSIVE NEW BIG YELLOW CAR CRUSHER, AND I AM LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO TEST IT WITH. HAVE YOU GOT OWT?

AYE, I'VE GOT AN OLD JAG UP WHICH SOME F##KWIT HAS TRIED TO CHOP INTO A PICK UP TRUCK. IT LOOKS SHIT AND I THINK THE BEST THING FOR IT WOULD BE TO SQUASH IT FLAT.

GR9, WELL LETS HAVE IT THEN. IF MI CRUSHER DOES THE BIZ ON IT, WE CAN GET OUR FREAK ON AFTERWARDS

RIGHTO

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Jesus. remind me never to employ 'humbugs' to restore any classic vehicles for me. :roll:

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Posted 03 January 2010 - 12:29 AM

This Saab convertible looks temptingly good value for a bag of sand, but I am always put in mind of that whinging MeatLoafTurbo lad off RR who had one that was a pup.

Carl Robson!

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#17077 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 03 January 2010 - 12:31 AM

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I have heard of a Merc 500E but never a 400E. It looks the absolute BOGS DOLLOCKS.

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#17078 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 03 January 2010 - 12:44 AM

I would love one of these.

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this one is cheap. I WANT IT!

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#17079 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 03 January 2010 - 12:59 AM

Cavalier 2.0 injection! Looks ropey like.

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#17080 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 03 January 2010 - 01:06 AM

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If we give it a tlc it will become a car for nearly 5000 GBP as I saw one selling on ebay for 5800 GBP. so grab yourself a bargain. Any questions please drop me an e-mail. Thanks. I might be able to get it fixed if I get time.

Deposit of 500 GBP required rest of the payment could be made upon collection.

Current bid: £127.00

Dont think this guys got much of a grip on reality, or any basic common sense about selling old cars.

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Posted 03 January 2010 - 01:20 AM

http://i.ebayimg.com/13/!BinU)-!!Wk~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ180451874381

Jesus. remind me never to employ 'humbugs' to restore any classic vehicles for me. :roll:

Was about to say 'Make mental note never to allow Humbugs near any car of mine'.
There's a Jag restorers near me who did the same thing to an XJ40.

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Posted 03 January 2010 - 01:23 AM

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Posted 03 January 2010 - 09:42 AM

If we give it a tlc it will become a car for nearly 5000 GBP as I saw one selling on ebay for 5800 GBP. so grab yourself a bargain. Any questions please drop me an e-mail. Thanks. I might be able to get it fixed if I get time.

Must pop down to Halfords later and buy me some tlcs

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Posted 03 January 2010 - 09:49 AM

Hard to tell whether that's a 213 with a Honda front end or a Honda with a Rover steering wheel and bootlid...Or a delightful cut-n-shit.

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Posted 03 January 2010 - 11:39 AM

Perhaps if we chip in a couple of quid each we can secure it for future Autoshite Jolly Boys Outings:

We'd only need £1.29 each. What a bargain!

Ad has ended. Did we buy it? Where do I send my £1.29?! :D

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Posted 03 January 2010 - 12:20 PM

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Brown paint, brown wheeltrims, (mostly) brown interior. Just needs brown windows and tyres to set it off.

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Posted 03 January 2010 - 01:12 PM

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Looks like a shiter's dream, but with 12m MOT, sure it'll attract a few bidders.
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ270509565352


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By contast, this looks v smart for £130. Needs saving.
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ120509681254

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Posted 03 January 2010 - 01:45 PM

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This old Volvo lorry has lost its turbocharger, bet it's an inspiring drive.

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Posted 03 January 2010 - 01:49 PM

Brammy, this is on your patch, would insurance rule it out for you?
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Posted 03 January 2010 - 01:52 PM

Its 169 miles away!A friend has a 1.7 diesel corsa and it costs £1800 a year for insurance, but thanks anyway.
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Is that off a Maestro, Montego or a Metro?
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#17091 OFFLINE   KruJoe

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Posted 03 January 2010 - 01:55 PM

:oops: Could have sworn I read

Item location: Basingstoke, UK

Sorry! Carry on. (Isn't £1800 cheap for new drivers these days?)

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Posted 03 January 2010 - 01:58 PM

If we are looking for mingebag motoring for Brammy_Stoker, have we yet seen this BOOTILICIOUS Fiat Panda?
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700 sheckles like, but it's only done 27k. I can't imagine you getting too severly bummed for insurance costs.

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Posted 03 January 2010 - 02:00 PM

NOW YOURE TALKING, if a young 'un cant get insured on that they may as well give up. PLus its class in a glass, in a way that a battered Ibiza D can never attain.

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Posted 03 January 2010 - 02:04 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/22/!Bi(m68!CGk~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ220532646510

If we give it a tlc it will become a car for nearly 5000 GBP as I saw one selling on ebay for 5800 GBP. so grab yourself a bargain. Any questions please drop me an e-mail. Thanks. I might be able to get it fixed if I get time.

Deposit of 500 GBP required rest of the payment could be made upon collection.

Current bid: £127.00


Dont think this guys got much of a grip on reality, or any basic common sense about selling old cars.

But the picture of the toy car used as a good example of a victor sums it up totally..must be worth 5 k

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Posted 03 January 2010 - 02:46 PM

NOW YOURE TALKING, if a young 'un cant get insured on that they may as well give up. PLus its class in a glass, in a way that a battered Ibiza D can never attain.

Agreed. Who would not love that.
However a Mk1 Ibiza D may come rather closer:
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(Wiki pic)

In other news, these 'R' officially rather good.
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Cheap and worth a save...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ290386892930


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Posted 03 January 2010 - 03:14 PM

Can confirm, those Mazdas are GR9.The lad had one for a while, and despite some really harsh treatment and no tlc at all, it never missed a beat.

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Posted 03 January 2010 - 03:49 PM

Wow! Mega-early one with black strip bumpers, the way they should be.
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Engine Size: 1,500 cc

1.6, surely.

IT HAS A SIREN AND ANIMAL ALARM FITTED,WORKING PERFECTLY.

Oh good.

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Poor old boy. Sounds like he tried his best.

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Posted 03 January 2010 - 03:59 PM

Cor! That Panda is GORJUS! Wonder what happened to the V5...

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Posted 03 January 2010 - 04:01 PM

IT HAS A SIREN AND ANIMAL ALARM FITTED,WORKING PERFECTLY.

Oh good.

Is that the brand name of the alarm, or does it sound like a mating wildebeest when it goes off?

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Posted 03 January 2010 - 04:07 PM

As it says siren too, I bet it's one of those alarms the moos and whinnies as well as wails like a police car....
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