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#17041 OFFLINE   Tayne

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Posted 02 January 2010 - 09:52 PM

Mazda 323 auto for £323 (do you see what he did there?) http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 2245wt_962
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Posted 02 January 2010 - 09:59 PM

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Anybody need x1/9 parts?
There's a head in the driver's footwell.

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Posted 02 January 2010 - 10:02 PM

Anybody need x1/9 parts? There's a head in the driver's footwell.

Quite gruesomely, I went looking for signs of decapitation - especially given the roof damage. I was disappointed :oops:

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Posted 02 January 2010 - 10:05 PM

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Its "just like a Golf", only its covered in shit!

HUGE white wall tyres, and HUGE white wall tyres can only mean they are VERY sexy at the same time

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 3031wt_962
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Posted 02 January 2010 - 10:08 PM

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£1395?

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 1136wt_962
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Posted 02 January 2010 - 10:10 PM

I'd love to get one of these ratlook cars very cheap and turn it back into a standard car, then post it back up on the place it came from looking all mint and tidy.

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Posted 02 January 2010 - 10:13 PM

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Is there a branch of Hirst Cabs in Munich?

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... _500wt_977
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Posted 02 January 2010 - 10:16 PM

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What's yours called?

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Posted 02 January 2010 - 10:18 PM

Surely Hirscht cabs requires a 518i or 524TD with steel wheels.

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Posted 02 January 2010 - 10:21 PM

Well it is white...
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Posted 02 January 2010 - 10:31 PM

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Swede dreams for £850.

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Posted 02 January 2010 - 10:32 PM

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Next best thing to a Subaru XT

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Posted 02 January 2010 - 10:34 PM

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The engine management light has been on for the last 2 years

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Posted 02 January 2010 - 10:35 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/22/!BiGeb0QBWk~$(KG...

What's yours called?

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What a sad old POS that is, you just know that those tyres are completely bald.

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Posted 02 January 2010 - 10:37 PM

Those Hyundai S Coupes look alot like Subaru SVXs, I actually have mistaken one for another at a distance.
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Posted 02 January 2010 - 10:41 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/22/!BiGeb0QBWk~$(KG...

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http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... _500wt_977

What a sad old POS that is, you just know that those tyres are completely bald.
That reminds me of the OMG GT TURBO alike 1.1tl I sold on ebay a few years back.. I got it for free out some blokes garden, it was a right crock, bald tyres, didnt run properly, leaked, and had the worlds noisiest drivers side wheel bearing. I sold it for £95 BIN, and spent a fair while stipulating the mong from Notts tht bought it to trailer it home, unfortunately he ignored me warning and tried driving it anyway, then had the cheek to email me when the drivers wheel parted company with the car on his way home!!!!

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Posted 02 January 2010 - 10:42 PM

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will be a great car worth £2000 when fixed

Oh aye. I find once these things have sat up to their axles in a field over winter, their days of commanding 2k are long gone! SORRY

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Posted 02 January 2010 - 10:47 PM

[quote name="Tayne"]Posted Image

[quote]3000cc MANUAL NON TURBO-CLASSIC CAR [/quote]


What are those big chrome pipes then?


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Probablt to some POWAAARGH enhancing cold air intakes!

Saying that, those N/A 300ZX are one of my favourite cars ever, comfy, lovely driving positioned, pretty quick and glorious sounding. GR8!

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Posted 02 January 2010 - 10:50 PM

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This old Volvo has only done 98k! These have a nice spec on these SE models, and the 2.0 manual should be moar acceptable than the 2.3 auto one I had.
I also particularly like the "MPV" registration and 7 seats combo, much more classy than some flimsy Scenic or somesuch. I sneaked it onto Er Indoors watch list and upon discovery was met with the "don't you dare" stare, which is mildly disappointing.

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Posted 02 January 2010 - 10:53 PM

Some excellent work carried out by this guy, which will no doubt lead to this granny going round the oval:

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The car was in full working order but i have now removed and sold the recon v6 engine+gearbox,so the car is now a rolling shell...... I bought the car with the intention of fitting my much larger supercharged v engine in it,but it wont fit in the engine bay so im looking for another car.The front slam panel has been cut with a grinder

NICE WORK :roll:

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Posted 02 January 2010 - 10:56 PM

Wow that is such a bad story!How much experiance has that guy even had? Surely a quick measure of the engine bay would have told him that it wouldnt work.SRSLY.Also, would it not be cheaper to just buy another engine and fit it?
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Posted 02 January 2010 - 10:59 PM

This is attractive, I would defo try and get its phone number if my mate set me up on a blind date with it

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Posted 02 January 2010 - 11:04 PM

This is nice, however the price is somewhat LOL-inducing at 2 grand! To be fair it has only got 7 previous owners and is the more desirable 1.8 carb engine. Also it has a super-low mileage of 109k which is backed up by no notable service history.

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Posted 02 January 2010 - 11:08 PM

WOW, now heres a good project for the serious spanner twirler:

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I bought this car 8 months ago on the understanding the starter motor had packed in. The previous owner had left it stood for 2 years. When I put the vehicle on the ramp I found to my horror that it had a brand new starter motor on it. After a bit of further investigation I found that the engine was seized up. (conrod snapped)

I then bought myself a second hand engine from a double six that had had a rear end bump. (80,000miles) I removed the propshaft,gearbox and exhaust ready to remove the old engine and that is basicly where I got upto with the car.


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Posted 02 January 2010 - 11:10 PM

WOW, now heres a good project for the serious spanner twirler:

http://i.ebayimg.com/06/!BiiFfZQ!2k~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ320469558578

I bought this car 8 months ago on the understanding the starter motor had packed in. The previous owner had left it stood for 2 years. When I put the vehicle on the ramp I found to my horror that it had a brand new starter motor on it. After a bit of further investigation I found that the engine was seized up. (conrod snapped)

I then bought myself a second hand engine from a double six that had had a rear end bump. (80,000miles) I removed the propshaft,gearbox and exhaust ready to remove the old engine and that is basicly where I got upto with the car.

To be fair, i'd have cut my losses when i realised the engine was seized!!! 10/10 for optimism!

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Posted 02 January 2010 - 11:11 PM

Some appalling numberplatery going on here, but you can forgive that as the rest of the car is the bees knees:

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Posted 02 January 2010 - 11:11 PM

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This looks an acceptable form of motoring.

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Posted 02 January 2010 - 11:18 PM

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HAS ALL THE OLD MANUELS

All the way from Barcelona.

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 1881wt_736
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Posted 02 January 2010 - 11:30 PM

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GR8 4 ROOKIE BANGAS



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Isuzu dizzle joy.

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Posted 02 January 2010 - 11:34 PM

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Ding-dong!




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