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#16951 OFFLINE   Mike D

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Posted 31 December 2009 - 03:06 AM

PLEASE, someone bid this up for me... Its PAINFULLY cheap ATM. Big car + pro gas conversion = tempting for me.

Ive already run it past the Wife and she really wasnt impressed. Its got the "Reno 21 Monaco" effect. i.e ABSOLUTLEY NO FLIPPING WAY.

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 3DWatching

http://i.ebayimg.com/11/!BhhkgSQCGk~$(KG...

The only way I could sneak this past the missus is if I completely de-taxied it. I.E removed the globe, stickers and maybe inserted a U.K spec interior. Ive never been one for all this zany Jap stuff but to try and return this to standard would be an absolute travesty.

Someone bid it up to a grand or so, this would be enough to deter me from bidding.

I'd stay the hell away and leaveit to Hirst-San, he will seagull you if you steal it out his greasy paws....

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Posted 31 December 2009 - 03:09 AM

I'm planning on sticking a bid in towards the end, so you might as well sit back and enjoy your marriage.

#16953 OFFLINE   Spottedlaurel

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Posted 31 December 2009 - 04:57 AM

I'm planning on sticking a bid in towards the end, so you might as well sit back and enjoy your marriage.

:D etc.

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#16954 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 31 December 2009 - 06:48 AM

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a great car in great overall condition which we have enjoyed owning as a young married couple with an appreciation for modern vintage

That almost sounds like a thinly veiled 'would like to meet' message.

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#16955 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 31 December 2009 - 06:56 AM

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THIS CAR IS PRICELESS. THIS IS UNIQUE. THERE IS NOT ANOTHER ANYWHERE.

This guy is selling a 'new unregistered golf GTi' but it seems to me all he's really selling is an unused shell, and I suspect in the eyes of VOSA/DVLA theres quite a difference.

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#16956 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 31 December 2009 - 07:12 AM

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Nice old thing, I like these earlier chevettes with the recessed headlamps.

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#16957 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 31 December 2009 - 07:17 AM

Not sure if I would ever have the courage to buy an old Jag off eBay, but if I did, this one looks quite appealing in an honest sort of way. £800.

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#16958 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 31 December 2009 - 07:24 AM

What a beauty!!! I wouuld love this.

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Like this pic:

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#16959 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 31 December 2009 - 07:37 AM

Heres another nice Granada, only 38k!!! I would love one of these, I have seen a mouldy one on a nearby driveway, might go and knock on their door.

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Posted 31 December 2009 - 07:38 AM

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ320468537391 Nice old thing, I like these earlier chevettes with the recessed headlamps.

I've been eyeing that up actually, i would be on it like a shot if a) i could drive it legally and B) i had the skillz needed to get it roadworthy. You dont fancy buying it and getting it mot'd for me do you mr_boll? i can pick it up in about two months, deal? strangely, its a non-identical twin for the saloon that was in the 'ebay bargins' thread a while back, and the fella wanted 5 bags of sand for that one! i'll be watching this closely to see what it makes in the end.

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#16961 ONLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 31 December 2009 - 07:47 AM

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NOT 406 206 306 SCRAP

Obviously a skilled player of the keyword spamming game :roll: 'NOT WASHING MACHINE ORGANIC VEG NOW THATS WHAT I CALL MUSIC'

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Posted 31 December 2009 - 07:49 AM

U R RITE about all these old Granada's Mr_Bo11, there seem to be some class ones about at the mo.

That 38k one is totally LUSH.

How's about this one:
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Must be pretty rare to find one with a 24v and orange indicators, let alone in non-widemouth-frog style. I would like this.

#16963 OFFLINE   Lankytim

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Posted 31 December 2009 - 01:33 PM

I'm planning on sticking a bid in towards the end, so you might as well sit back and enjoy your marriage.

As I dont plan to pay more than £495 for it ill leave you to it! As the wife said "bet its got Japanese puke in it".

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#16964 OFFLINE   MrSteve

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Posted 31 December 2009 - 01:34 PM

Didn't spend as much as you thought for Christmas?
Then why not blow some euronotes on one of these beauties...

Just 500 euronotes
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Or 600 euronotes for this slinky number
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Or how about something practical for 750 euronotes (until the rear suspension arms snap off)
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Posted 31 December 2009 - 01:37 PM

As the wife said "bet its got Japanese puke in it".

It's got plastic floors, just open the window and stick the hosepipe in.

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Posted 31 December 2009 - 01:49 PM

As the wife said "bet its got Japanese puke in it".

It's got plastic floors, just open the window and stick the hosepipe in.

Thats what I told her! Ideal for puke, blood, shit and protein stains. Im actually quite glad that your gonna stick a bid on it. If I bought every car I half liked the look of id have about 678ish. Ive already got 2 Volvo 944s that I dont know what to do with. Maybe I need some sort of help... Maybe im using cheap tat to fill a void in my life...

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Posted 31 December 2009 - 01:55 PM

Not sure if I would ever have the courage to buy an old Jag off eBay, but if I did, this one looks quite appealing in an honest sort of way. £800. http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ140370858926

Really.

THE AIRCON DOES NOT BLOW ICECOLD, THE MINOR RUST, IT HAS A MINOR OIL LEAK FROM THE TOP FRONT OF THE ENGINE, AND USES A LITTLE COOLANT

Its an honest description, but I see future bother there.

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Posted 31 December 2009 - 01:56 PM

Didn't spend as much as you thought for Christmas?
Then why not blow some euronotes on one of these beauties...

Just 500 euronotes
http://193.164.196.40/images/009/0098522...
http://www.leboncoin...295.htm?ca=12_s

Oooh la la!! Hmmm. I think I need to visit my father in law again...

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Posted 31 December 2009 - 02:55 PM

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On Retro Rides for £100, still with tax and test! Someone wants to charity rally it, so you'd best hurry up. It's in Gloucestershire so I can't be bothered.

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Posted 31 December 2009 - 03:21 PM

Not sure if I would ever have the courage to buy an old Jag off eBay, but if I did, this one looks quite appealing in an honest sort of way. £800.

http://i.ebayimg.com/01/!Bi,ZcHgB2k~$(KG...
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'nother one here..

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Posted 31 December 2009 - 04:02 PM

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On Retro Rides for £100, still with tax and test! Someone wants to charity rally it, so you'd best hurry up. It's in Gloucestershire so I can't be bothered.

Probably a good thing that's a 3 hour train ride/150 odd mile road trip back as I'd be all over that like a rash and I can't really afford to lash out on a whim buy.
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Posted 31 December 2009 - 05:49 PM

Boggo Astra Mk2s must be getting a bit thin on the ground though, I havent seen one for ages.

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Posted 31 December 2009 - 09:36 PM

As the wife said "bet its got Japanese puke in it".

OMG JDM PUKE! ect ect.... :wink:
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Posted 31 December 2009 - 10:21 PM

I haven't even made my New Year's Resolution yet but I feel the need to break it already....

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Posted 31 December 2009 - 10:37 PM

ZOIKS!That Espace looks like it is made out of THE FUTURE. 8)

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Posted 31 December 2009 - 10:49 PM

ZOIKS! That Espace looks like it is made out of THE FUTURE. 8)

Goddamn dan dare's cast-offs.....

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Posted 31 December 2009 - 11:23 PM

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3.5 litres of win. 230 brake for a monkey can only be fun, even if it is attatched to a crip-o-matic.

#16978 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 31 December 2009 - 11:32 PM

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Yes!!

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Posted 31 December 2009 - 11:34 PM

You want fat rumps do you Bo11?

HAVE THIS:
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I would love to waste a stack of cash on something like this.

#16980 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 31 December 2009 - 11:36 PM

I hate capris, however this is a Capri and I love it. Explain that!

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