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#16831 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 28 December 2009 - 11:57 AM

Thus rust and dent-free Alfetta is rather attractive, and can be purchased for 1000 european currency units.

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#16832 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 28 December 2009 - 12:06 PM

This looks interesting, photos are not the best though and check out the unbelievable wheels!!!! Probably the worst wheel choice I have ever seen in my entire life.

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#16833 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 28 December 2009 - 12:09 PM

OMG JDM BARBIE CHARIOT MUGEN FWD DRIFT y0!!!!!!!

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Posted 28 December 2009 - 12:16 PM

XG30 for £750.

Tempting, but look at that rear arch rot! Looks nasty!

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Posted 28 December 2009 - 12:47 PM

XG30 for £750.

Tempting, but look at that rear arch rot! Looks nasty!

A bloke I know was given one of those, a slightly older one. It too had grotty arches, but after a bit of welding and a blowover it was a nice old bus. I think he got about £300 after using it for a year.
I am the Pope.

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Posted 28 December 2009 - 01:10 PM

I cant make up my mind if these Hyundai things are unbelivably shit or utterly brilliant. They remind me alot of the Kia Magentis- Again, rubbish or great?A mate of mine has a Hyundai SanteFe and the build quality is definately Mercedes like.

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Fecked LDV Pilots.

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Posted 28 December 2009 - 05:28 PM

NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL SHITE....

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Shabby old Septic "fitted" with some dismal & ancient Perkins diesel.
Horrible & therefore beautiful. I am filled with lust & desire.

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Posted 28 December 2009 - 05:51 PM

HIRST!!!!!!!!!
http://i951.photobucket.com/albums/ad358...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0520459084
XG30 for £750.

Is it wrong of me to quite like that? There's something about it. :roll:

Maybe it's me and my fetish for low regarded brands with 'luxury' trim levels.

#16839 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 28 December 2009 - 06:54 PM

This guy has created an impressively shite advert, hats off to him for sheer well-meaning stupidity.

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#16840 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 28 December 2009 - 06:57 PM

Hey this cheetham fella is a member on here is he not?

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Ace car!

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Posted 28 December 2009 - 07:00 PM

Poverty spec 1.8 CVH auto. That's full of Autoshite winningness.

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Posted 28 December 2009 - 07:05 PM

This is HOTTER than that ginger lass out of girls aloud, and thats saying something.

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I'm open to offers BUT ONLY IF YOU COME AND VIEW, I don't want to negotiate a price via e-mail

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Posted 28 December 2009 - 07:06 PM

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Brought this car as a christmas present,but girlfriend thinks its to big

Looks great, shame nice ones haven't been available at shite money for a few years.

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Posted 28 December 2009 - 07:09 PM

Too Big!!! What car does she want I wonder, a fuggin Invacar?

Hey you know I said that FE Vauxhall was hotter than the ginger bird, well this Marina is hotter than the FE at over 1 TRILLION degrees C.

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Posted 28 December 2009 - 07:13 PM

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The previous owner had owned the vehicle since May 1995 and he was a mobile Porche mechanic

Must be a hard work fixing cars inside a porch.
Golf van though, how rare?

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Posted 28 December 2009 - 07:14 PM

She wants one of these, chicks dig 'em:

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4x4 Pandas do seem to have developed a bit of a scene.
You could so a lot worse in the snow than one of those, tho Milford. If it got stuck you could just lift it out yourself!


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Shame they couldn't stretch to a full set of wheels for it when they did the conversion!

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Posted 28 December 2009 - 07:30 PM

WOW, an Allegro 1750 SS!!

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I R IN TEH 'SS'

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Posted 28 December 2009 - 07:36 PM

LOL

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"OMG, check at dat Allegro blud!"

"Yeeeah, dat iz wel fit doe. Brap brap brap"

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Posted 28 December 2009 - 07:47 PM

My best mate at school had a purple 1750 SS Allegro as his first car. It was his parents and they kept it in the garage for years for him to have.
RIP Julie & Maisie

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Posted 28 December 2009 - 08:36 PM

Hey this cheetham fella is a member on here is he not?

http://i.ebayimg.com/20/!BiSht5!CGk~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ120511283392

Ace car!

He bought it off me :)

Its a good car ... might bid

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Posted 28 December 2009 - 08:36 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... mobiles_UK?
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Posted 28 December 2009 - 08:47 PM

*explodes*

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Posted 28 December 2009 - 09:09 PM

Hey this cheetham fella is a member on here is he not?

http://i.ebayimg.com/20/!BiSht5!CGk~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ120511283392

Ace car!

He bought it off me :)

Its a good car ... might bid
It's also been tested in the 'Ads On Test' section of Practical Classics.

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Posted 28 December 2009 - 09:21 PM

I like those little bedfords, there was a British Rail one knocking about at a couple of the Ffestiniog carparks a while ago. Railway buff on holiday maybe. There's another sign written one on the forecourt of a car dealership in Abergele. Nice.

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Posted 28 December 2009 - 09:25 PM

That Kia is quite something else, I wonder who the band was?, I like the little touches like the make up mirrors and 240v plugs for the hair straighteners.

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Posted 28 December 2009 - 10:38 PM

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Posted 28 December 2009 - 11:00 PM

Heres a nice 620 ti Turdblowa with a popped head gask! I would like to fix it up.

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Posted 28 December 2009 - 11:07 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 20aebbd838 Not much info but an earlyish Visa for £150. Doesn't say how many cylinders it has though.
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Posted 28 December 2009 - 11:09 PM

The vehicle details for UPJ 296X are:Date of Liability 01 12 2009Date of First Registration 18 06 1982Year of Manufacture 1982Cylinder Capacity (cc) 1124CCCO2 Emissions Not AvailableFuel Type PetrolExport Marker Not ApplicableVehicle Status SORN ExpiredVehicle Colour BLUE

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Posted 28 December 2009 - 11:12 PM

Here are a couple of shite projects that I definitely would NOT like to spend hours of my life sorting out.

Exhibit 1: City rover (crashed)
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Exhibit 2: Hyundai Atoz (head gask gone)
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Exhibit 3: Honda civic 'modded' by halfwit teenager suffering aching knackers and chronic acne
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Get a load of this fucking plank, he's only taken a digi photo of his fucking online pistonheads advert!! Lord help us :roll:

It is done up like the honda civic in FAST FURIOUS

Oh aye, did they use gaffa tape, margerine tubs and cable ties to customise their motors too then?

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