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#16771 OFFLINE   Lankytim

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Posted 24 December 2009 - 09:56 PM

Hang on... why is there a horse in a hole behind her?

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#16772 OFFLINE   peter9000uk

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Posted 24 December 2009 - 09:57 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0508021611 Did we have this, a fine example of how to sell your car, post a photo of the back seat and then put totally the wrong make in the title, that'll get them all interested. In case you're wondering, it's a Capri (possibly)

I see from the description it is one of those very rare 4 door Capris made by VW

#16773 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 24 December 2009 - 09:58 PM

Hang on... why is there a horse in a hole behind her?

SEWER HORSE IS WATCHING YOU MASTURBATE.

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Posted 24 December 2009 - 10:08 PM

Hang on... why is there a horse in a hole behind her?

SEWER HORSE IS WATCHING YOU MASTURBATE.

Thanks for the groffles :)

#16775 OFFLINE   michiel

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Posted 24 December 2009 - 10:27 PM

Have some more gin/beer pog, I could do with some spare LOLs for the coming days. I'll have a nice glass of Balvenie myself, see if I can come up with anything.That 'Allergo' is superb.

#16776 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 24 December 2009 - 11:05 PM

Is that the lass out of that Tarantino film, the one with the machine gun for a leg and all the zombies and that.

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Posted 24 December 2009 - 11:26 PM

GR8 4 BEATING EASYJET Q'S AT LUTON

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#16778 OFFLINE   M'coli

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Posted 24 December 2009 - 11:27 PM

Hang on... why is there a horse in a hole behind her?

SEWER HORSE IS WATCHING YOU MASTURBATE.

Thanks for the groffles :)

In another post, Pog has mentioned amputee porn...

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Posted 24 December 2009 - 11:31 PM

Dear Santa,
I've been good all year and have a strange (wierd?) attraction/fetish for old Protons. How about getting me this one..? :wink: It even has it's original wheeltrims for added naffness and a slushbox 'cos I can't be arsed to change manual gears anymore :lol: Thanks big mon...
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Allegro in F or F**in Allegro?

#16780 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 25 December 2009 - 12:17 AM

Wow that Proton features my favourite wheeltrimz of all time!!!

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Posted 25 December 2009 - 12:18 AM

Is that Proton in the cheaper tax bracket??

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Posted 25 December 2009 - 02:57 AM

Wow that Proton features my favourite wheeltrimz of all time!!!

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Posted 25 December 2009 - 08:56 AM

Is that Proton in the cheaper tax bracket??

Aye.

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Balls! It's back. And this time I've got money. No!

#16785 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 26 December 2009 - 10:43 AM

ideal for drunks,toddlers etc

Sounds like the perfect car!

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#16786 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 26 December 2009 - 04:08 PM

Hey check this HOODRIDE citroen Ami!!!

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Its had all the mechanical bits redone and is 1000€ ono.

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Posted 26 December 2009 - 04:23 PM

That Ami is class, I'd love to have something like that, my neighbours would hate it and I would laugh.

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Posted 26 December 2009 - 04:54 PM

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How about this comedy plated Carlton 2.2i on Retro Rides with T+T for £250 ono? Needs a little autobox diy but can't see that being to much of a issue?.

Were i used to work years ago we had a customer with one of these which we serviced which i often drove and it was a very nice old bus with plendy of go to them.

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Posted 26 December 2009 - 04:56 PM

If i was about 5 years older Id snap that up in a second. Thats so nice.
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Is that off a Maestro, Montego or a Metro?
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Posted 26 December 2009 - 05:01 PM

How about this comedy plated Carlton

Wonder if the owner calls it Harry? :D
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Posted 26 December 2009 - 05:26 PM

RE. That Carlton, I'd take a load of 'action photos' of it driving about, then offer to send some 'flying cum shots' to any interested parties.

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Posted 26 December 2009 - 05:29 PM

HEY, i'd really like an unmolested one of these 1.9 injected 405's, Just like a BX GTi. obv I wold not want to pay much for one though. This ones got a £500 opener plus 'very low' reserve, so is unlikely to be coming home with me at the end of the night. Looks nice though!

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Posted 26 December 2009 - 05:54 PM

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This is not a story

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This is not a book, this is your life

This wonderfully shaped Mercedes pillarless coupe is one of the most beautiful cars in motoring history

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And this is not a play

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THIS IS REAL LIFE

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Posted 26 December 2009 - 07:20 PM

Yeah its cold outside and the christmas presents are all opened, all the best food is eaten, little to look forward to except the credit card bill and the inevitable return to the misery of the Monday-Friday hamsterwheel routine, going to work in darkness, coming home in darkness, 10 layers on every time you go out..... but WAIT!!!! WHATS THIS? Its only a ONE-OWNER 8v ROVER 214 Si MEGA POVO SPEC!!

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six o'clock rolls around
you just finished wiping your car down
it's time to cruise so you head to the summertime hangout
it looks like a car show
everybody come lookin real fine
fresh from the barber shop or fly from the beauty salon
every moment frontin and maxin
chillin in the car they spent all day waxin
leanin to the side but you can't speed through
Two miles an hour so everybody sees you
there's an air of love and of happiness
and this is the Fresh Prince's new definition of summer madness


Now thats what i'm talking about!! Roll on summer, I wanna cruise through Peterborough in this bad mutha, checkin out the fly honeyz.... DREAMZ

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Posted 26 December 2009 - 07:34 PM

That's not an "Si", that's an "i" - Vic used to have a similar one with a beige interior. The lowest spec possible by then.

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Behold! You don't even get the walnut. And you get 13" wheels as standard with the same trims as a Rover 100. Manual steering too.

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Posted 26 December 2009 - 07:49 PM

Wow those 13" wheels look depressing! It's amazing what an inch difference to wheel size makes.

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Posted 26 December 2009 - 08:31 PM

Behold! You don't even get the walnut.

Good!! Coz if I'm honest that is one of the very few things I don't like about the 2 series Rovers. And that beige trim one is top of the pops!
RIP Julie & Maisie

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Posted 26 December 2009 - 08:45 PM

That's not an "Si", that's an "i" - Vic used to have a similar one with a beige interior. The lowest spec possible by then.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2792/4216...

Behold! You don't even get the walnut. And you get 13" wheels as standard with the same trims as a Rover 100. Manual steering too.

Jesus, i'm not sure I want to carry on living without this amazing vehicle. It would complete me.

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Posted 26 December 2009 - 09:13 PM

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These L200-style Delicas look mega-unstable and reek of being terrible to drive.

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Posted 26 December 2009 - 09:23 PM

Ooh yes please.
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