Jump to content


Welcome to Autoshite

Welcome to Autoshite, like most online communities you must register to view or post in our community, but don't worry this is a simple free process that requires minimal information for you to signup. Be apart of Autoshite by signing in or creating an account.
  • Start new topics and reply to others
  • Subscribe to topics and forums to get automatic updates
  • Get your own profile and make new friends
  • Customize your experience here
Guest Message by DevFuse
 

Photo

Ebay tat

Started by GrumpyCat , Feb 21 2007 08:39 PM

  • This topic is locked
18335 replies to this topic

#16681 Guest__*

Guest__*
  • Guests
  • thanks

Posted 21 December 2009 - 12:56 PM

hey look at this cool aftermarket headlamp set up.

http://193.164.196.40/images/986/9863519...
http://www.leboncoin...587.htm?ca=12_s

700 €

That BMW actually looks pretty cool, kind of like a US "Federal Spec" that never was.

I'd like to fit some bigger bumpers (possibly with some chunky overriders) to finish it off. Then I'd drive around with slicked-back hair and a blue shirt with white collars/cuffs and a chintzy silk tie, with one hand on the wheel and the other holding an enormous light grey Motorola DynaTAC whilst I bang on to the person on the other end about "level playing fields" and "corporate empowerment", then weave all over the road as I attempt to input the details into a PSION organiser whilst steering with my knees. The corporate world stops for nobody - and I'm not a nobody, I'm a somebody. I've got a key to the executive washroom, thus I'm better than those who don't.

#16682 Guest__*

Guest__*
  • Guests
  • thanks

Posted 21 December 2009 - 01:07 PM

Posted Image
1994 Ford Fiesta 1.3 Equipe

Terrible pics, but what a nice motor! 29K and mint, quite an event to see a MK3 Fiesta which hasn't got terminal rot problems. They seem really thin on the ground compared to the equivalent age of Corsa.

Posted Image
1970 Ford Cortina 1600 Deluxe

£500 BIN, predictably it needs some work, looks smart though.

#16683 Guest__*

Guest__*
  • Guests
  • thanks

Posted 21 December 2009 - 01:21 PM

Posted Image
1985 Maserati Quattroporte III

If there was a Father Christmas, this would be wrapped up and waiting for me on Christmas morning. Unfortunately, there is none. Sorry kids!

#16684 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

Mr_Bo11ox

    Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

  • Full Members
  • 24,374 posts
  • 47 thanks
  • LocationUttoxeter/Derby
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 21 December 2009 - 01:44 PM

TEH ULTIM8 BARGAINZ0RZ!!! Unrusty fiesta supersport, €400!!!!

Posted Image
http://www.leboncoin...242.htm?ca=12_s

'A POUND-SHOP JAY LENO' 

 

CHECK OUT MY AWARD-WINNING SHITE-FIXING BLOG HERE

"THE 2.3 POWERTRAIN IS A SILENT IS AS A FISH, AND IT PULLS LIKE A GREAT"
"Full luxury cream leather with walnut fascists"

"Car shows are full of mentals talking tosh"

"I had no doubt it would pass, but unbelievably, to mine and the MoT tester's amazement, it passed"

#16685 OFFLINE   Rod/b

Rod/b

    Rank: Citroen Ami

  • Full Members
  • 1,889 posts
  • 10 thanks
  • LocationUnder the bonnet

Posted 21 December 2009 - 01:53 PM

Have the Spotters du MERDE noticed this yet:

Posted Image

€450

#16686 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

Mr_Bo11ox

    Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

  • Full Members
  • 24,374 posts
  • 47 thanks
  • LocationUttoxeter/Derby
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 21 December 2009 - 02:32 PM

Here are a few project shitters to keep you busy throughout jan and feb.

Posted Image
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ250549654942
This has been doing the rounds for a while as a hopeless-looking drift project, now someone has got it up and running properly but needs finishing and MOt'd. £650

Posted Image
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ110469640740
WOW CHECK THIS 'CAVVY' OUT

VIBE Bass box with 2x 15" 1800W subs, Pheonix Gold "White" 2600W Amp, Vibe Mono 2800W Amp, 4x 6x9 Kenwoods 250W+ and a 12band EQ to control the amps and subs. comes with 3 in-line fuses and also a limited edition M5-F1 Steering Wheel

No Idea what that lot means, but it sounds DOPE

also:

Please note back Seats are taken out to compensate weight of sub and so reduced weight

LOL! RADIO PWNS SEATS


Posted Image
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ230413090893
WARNING! AXLE RAPISTS CIRCLING!

Posted Image
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ180447150469
YUM, this V6 turbo Saab wagon looks tasty, the turbo has blown up like but thats no great hassle to fix.

Posted Image
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ200419954132
Quite rare these and also quite appealing, i wouldnt kick it outta bed (i know its not a hardcore french-spec Rallye though)

'A POUND-SHOP JAY LENO' 

 

CHECK OUT MY AWARD-WINNING SHITE-FIXING BLOG HERE

"THE 2.3 POWERTRAIN IS A SILENT IS AS A FISH, AND IT PULLS LIKE A GREAT"
"Full luxury cream leather with walnut fascists"

"Car shows are full of mentals talking tosh"

"I had no doubt it would pass, but unbelievably, to mine and the MoT tester's amazement, it passed"

#16687 Guest__*

Guest__*
  • Guests
  • thanks

Posted 21 December 2009 - 02:50 PM

Top plate on the 205! I love the colour-matched yellow piping on the bumpers.What's the difference with a French-spec one?

#16688 OFFLINE   trigger

trigger

    Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

  • Full Members
  • 20,896 posts
  • 83 thanks
  • LocationIpswich
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 21 December 2009 - 07:25 PM

Posted Image

What you really want is this 8000 mile Wolseley Six! Yours for £6995 :shock:

1977 Morris Marina 2 1.3 Deluxe Estate

1984 Morris Ital 575 Van

2008 Skoda Fabia 1.9TDi Sport 105

 

 

#16689 OFFLINE   keef

keef

    Rank: Citroen Ami

  • Full Members
  • 1,665 posts
  • 4 thanks
  • LocationSheerness Kent UK

Posted 21 December 2009 - 08:09 PM

What you really want is this 8000 mile Wolseley Six! Yours for £6995 :shock:

That's a cracker! Metallic paint as well.
Keef - Sheerness Kent UK
63 A40 Farina, 65 VDP 1100, 74 Maxi 1750, 76 Maxi 1750, 78 Maxi 1750, 79 Maxi 1750HLS, 80 Maxi 1750
yjkljkm.jpg

#16690 Guest__*

Guest__*
  • Guests
  • thanks

Posted 21 December 2009 - 09:44 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/01/!Bhp9-+gB2k~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ230413090893
WARNING! AXLE RAPISTS CIRCLING!

I've let the IPTOC know. The Q&A section is quite funny as well, 'OMG WANT YOU WANT FOR HOLE CAR' window licking madness.

It's not as straightforward as these mongs think to drop the LSD into a Chevette \ Manta anyway. I know someone with a V8 Chevette that's done it and he said it wasn't the work of a moment. Same thing with the engines as well, although it's been done (many times in Oz and NZ) nothing lines up and you have to a load off the gearchange remote, for example.

#16691 OFFLINE   trigger

trigger

    Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

  • Full Members
  • 20,896 posts
  • 83 thanks
  • LocationIpswich
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 21 December 2009 - 10:13 PM

Posted Image

£375 for this 1 owner 1.5 LX clunge magnet with a years MOT anyone?

1977 Morris Marina 2 1.3 Deluxe Estate

1984 Morris Ital 575 Van

2008 Skoda Fabia 1.9TDi Sport 105

 

 

#16692 OFFLINE   lancashireclamper

lancashireclamper

    Rank: Austin Maxi

  • Full Members
  • 397 posts
  • 0 thanks
  • LocationLivin in me Jag

Posted 21 December 2009 - 10:35 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 1e59a8cf06 A decent looking oil burner for the fiscally challenged maigret fan??
The devil looks after his own

#16693 ONLINE   Tayne

Tayne

    Rank: Talbot Tagora

  • Full Members
  • 13,259 posts
  • 165 thanks
  • LocationThe Granite City of Aberdeen
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 21 December 2009 - 11:00 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 827wt_1026 Already mentioned here but now with less than 5 mins to go its only at £335!

It always amuses me that e46s vie with the PT Cruiser as the car that's too shit for Autoshite, 

 

 

#16694 OFFLINE   Tayne

Tayne

    Rank: Talbot Tagora

  • Full Members
  • 13,259 posts
  • 165 thanks
  • LocationThe Granite City of Aberdeen
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 21 December 2009 - 11:06 PM

Anybody get it at £365?

It always amuses me that e46s vie with the PT Cruiser as the car that's too shit for Autoshite, 

 

 

#16695 OFFLINE   trigger

trigger

    Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

  • Full Members
  • 20,896 posts
  • 83 thanks
  • LocationIpswich
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 21 December 2009 - 11:12 PM

It looks like a cheap 820 to me, I had to LOL at one of the comments for the the Micra Colette he's also selling.

Q: Hi, any idea what the tax costs on this car for six months? Many thanks John xx A: £65,please dont send me kiss,s John!!

:lol:

1977 Morris Marina 2 1.3 Deluxe Estate

1984 Morris Ital 575 Van

2008 Skoda Fabia 1.9TDi Sport 105

 

 

#16696 Guest__*

Guest__*
  • Guests
  • thanks

Posted 21 December 2009 - 11:18 PM

http://www.carandcla...uk/car/C129459/
Posted Image
http://www.carandcla...uk/car/C126759/
Posted Image
http://www.carandcla...uk/car/C129136/
Posted Image
http://www.carandcla...k/car/C128416/#

with the voice synthesizer. yes! it talks to you

Posted Image
http://www.carandcla...k/car/C127526/#
:cry:
Posted Image
http://www.carandcla...uk/car/C127268/
Roll up roll up-autoshiter needs cash :D
Posted Image
http://www.carandcla...uk/car/C127226/
Posted Image

#16697 ONLINE   FredTransit

FredTransit

    Supervan2

  • Full Members
  • 5,822 posts
  • 1 thanks
  • LocationLondon

Posted 22 December 2009 - 01:41 PM

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C129459/
http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/uploads/c...


http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/uploads/c...

The camper is nice (and very early), but with the missing windows and fittings I doubt it will fetch £400.

I know somebody who is looking for a base for a transporter so thanks for the crewcab!
A transit's for life, not just for Christmas
Action Vehicles - http://www.a2ecommercials.webs.com
My galleries - http://www.a2ecommer...om/apps/photos/
Emergency forum - http://autoshite999....chat-f65536.htm

#16698 OFFLINE   darkfour

darkfour

    Rank: Austin Maxi

  • Full Members
  • 296 posts
  • 4 thanks
  • LocationFlorida

Posted 22 December 2009 - 02:51 PM

Who'd have thought it...a 'leccy Renner 5 with under 500 miles. Pricey

Posted Image

http://cgi.ebay.com/...=item20aea7b5b9

The user manual is interesting reading with a 2 position accelerator pedal but it looks like it was super easy to void the warranty on the battery
http://www.econogics.com/ev/lepman.htm

1950 Plymouth Deluxe 2 Door Sedan

1967 Dodge Dart Convertible

2006 Ford Expedition

#16699 ONLINE   scooters

scooters

    Rank: Renault 16

  • Full Members
  • 3,473 posts
  • 0 thanks
  • Locationanybody know why this alternator isn't working?

Posted 22 December 2009 - 03:08 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/01/!Bh7yeUQBGk~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0353782652

The ultimate in pointlessness?


According to the seller:

"This quite literally is a status symbol that will have everyone talking (with envy half the time!) Basically if you had this in you car showroom or another place where you may want a novelty gimmick to impress your customers/clients it really doesn't get any better than this! It is an AWESOME centrepiece for your home or your business! "


NO! it's horrible and quite the most dangerous thing I have ever seen - you would have to be a lunatic to even consider driving the thing!

1985 Citroen CX25 GTi (broken engine)

1996 Volvo 850 T5

1982 Volvo 244 DL 

1996 Citroen XM Tdi (collecting from Phil very soon)

 

lancia Beta Coupe project

1990 BMW Baur TC 325

 

#16700 ONLINE   Rod/b

Rod/b

    Rank: Citroen Ami

  • Full Members
  • 1,889 posts
  • 10 thanks
  • LocationUnder the bonnet

Posted 22 December 2009 - 03:36 PM

I'd give it a go...

#16701 ONLINE   Cheggers

Cheggers

    Rank: J Arthur

  • Full Members
  • 4,992 posts
  • 27 thanks
  • LocationPuerto Solente
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 22 December 2009 - 03:38 PM

I'd give it a go...

I'll dial the first two 9's now then...every second could be vital :wink:

Touched by His noodly appendage

#16702 Guest__*

Guest__*
  • Guests
  • thanks

Posted 22 December 2009 - 04:01 PM

Posted Image
1985 Austin Mini 1000 City E

as it is designed on the transformer optimus prime kids automaticly reconise it and love it

i have been stopped in the street by people of all ages and asked if im the guy with the transformer

Oh also the bottom of the reggy plate says "Autobots roll out" as this is a well known transformers catchphrase.

Posted Image
1987 MG Maestro EFi

Sounds good for £600 BIN! I like it when one of these turns up in that advert where Noel Edmonds goes through the range.

#16703 OFFLINE   Rod/b

Rod/b

    Rank: Citroen Ami

  • Full Members
  • 1,889 posts
  • 10 thanks
  • LocationUnder the bonnet

Posted 22 December 2009 - 04:03 PM

I'd give it a go...

I'll dial the first two 9's now then...every second could be vital :wink:

Don't worry, i'll wear some elbow guards and a hat.

#16704 OFFLINE   AlsoMike

AlsoMike

    Rank: Austin Maxi

  • Full Members
  • 392 posts
  • 2 thanks
  • LocationLincolnshire

Posted 22 December 2009 - 04:23 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/18/!Bh9Z3NwBmk~$(KG...
1987 MG Maestro EFi

Sounds good for £600 BIN! I like it when one of these turns up in that advert where Noel Edmonds goes through the range.

Damn. That's causing me serious WANT issues, and I have negative funds at the moment. Damn.

#16705 OFFLINE   brammy777

brammy777

    Rank: Renault 16

  • Full Members
  • 2,510 posts
  • 0 thanks
  • LocationThe Stoke Of Basing.

Posted 22 December 2009 - 04:25 PM

What on earth has that Mini advertisor been smoking? Oh yes of course, everyday folk get mixed up between a lorry and a Mini, easy mistake. 'SHIT look its optimus prime the Kenworth lorry but amazingly hes cloaked himself as a Mini'
Posted Image
Is that off a Maestro, Montego or a Metro?
DUNNO!

#16706 OFFLINE   Rod/b

Rod/b

    Rank: Citroen Ami

  • Full Members
  • 1,889 posts
  • 10 thanks
  • LocationUnder the bonnet

Posted 22 December 2009 - 04:32 PM

I thought he'd replaced the doors with scrapyard finds, and applied sticky flames in contrasting colours rather than spray them in to match.No wonder he'd being made redundant:"We need to make some cuts; who shall I get rid of? Dave the reliable spanner turner, or that retarded kid who still plays with toy lorries..."

#16707 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

Mr_Bo11ox

    Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

  • Full Members
  • 24,374 posts
  • 47 thanks
  • LocationUttoxeter/Derby
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 22 December 2009 - 04:34 PM

What on earth has that Mini advertisor been smoking? Oh yes of course, everyday folk get mixed up between a lorry and a Mini, easy mistake. 'SHIT look its optimus prime the Kenworth lorry but amazingly hes cloaked himself as a Mini'

this just caused some involuntary LOLlage. What is going through the guys head, he is clearly an escaped mental patient.

'A POUND-SHOP JAY LENO' 

 

CHECK OUT MY AWARD-WINNING SHITE-FIXING BLOG HERE

"THE 2.3 POWERTRAIN IS A SILENT IS AS A FISH, AND IT PULLS LIKE A GREAT"
"Full luxury cream leather with walnut fascists"

"Car shows are full of mentals talking tosh"

"I had no doubt it would pass, but unbelievably, to mine and the MoT tester's amazement, it passed"

#16708 ONLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

Mr_Bo11ox

    Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

  • Full Members
  • 24,374 posts
  • 47 thanks
  • LocationUttoxeter/Derby
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 22 December 2009 - 04:36 PM

2400 DIESEL!!!!

Posted Image
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ390134389903

'A POUND-SHOP JAY LENO' 

 

CHECK OUT MY AWARD-WINNING SHITE-FIXING BLOG HERE

"THE 2.3 POWERTRAIN IS A SILENT IS AS A FISH, AND IT PULLS LIKE A GREAT"
"Full luxury cream leather with walnut fascists"

"Car shows are full of mentals talking tosh"

"I had no doubt it would pass, but unbelievably, to mine and the MoT tester's amazement, it passed"

#16709 OFFLINE   barrett

barrett

    Rank: Renault 16

  • Full Members
  • 4,904 posts
  • 16 thanks
  • Location1975

Posted 22 December 2009 - 04:37 PM

1985 Austin Mini 1000 City E

as it is designed on the transformer optimus prime kids automaticly reconise it and love it

GR8 4 pedophiles!

1923 Palladium Sports Model
1938-ish / 1967-ish Heron Austin special (half)
1955 Panhard Dyna Z1 (half)
1965 Citroen Ami Break
1965 Morris Minor 1000
1965 Peugeot 404 Cabriolet (half)

1966 Humber Sceptre 'Grey Haggie'

1969 Renault 16 (half)
1985 Citroen BX 16TRS
1996 Citroen Xantia Break

#16710 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

Mr_Bo11ox

    Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

  • Full Members
  • 24,374 posts
  • 47 thanks
  • LocationUttoxeter/Derby
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 22 December 2009 - 04:37 PM

YES! JUST THERE!!! PERFECT!!!

Posted Image
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ150399505409

'A POUND-SHOP JAY LENO' 

 

CHECK OUT MY AWARD-WINNING SHITE-FIXING BLOG HERE

"THE 2.3 POWERTRAIN IS A SILENT IS AS A FISH, AND IT PULLS LIKE A GREAT"
"Full luxury cream leather with walnut fascists"

"Car shows are full of mentals talking tosh"

"I had no doubt it would pass, but unbelievably, to mine and the MoT tester's amazement, it passed"

Back to AutoShite


0 user(s) are reading this topic

0 members, 0 guests, 0 anonymous users

  1. Autoshite
  2. > Autoshite
  3. > AutoShite
  4. Privacy Policy