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#16651 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 20 December 2009 - 10:53 AM

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Great Christmas Present

Hmm, i suppose it would make a great pressie actually, i certainly wold remember a Xmas where I found this under the tree on xmas moring.

the glove compartment needs organising

Second thoughts, i'll take the socks and Jeremy Clarkson DVD, its sounding like too much work already.

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Posted 20 December 2009 - 04:12 PM

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This has just been posted on my local Gumtree, 2.5D with short T+T for £350, Sounds like a cheap van if any of you local shiters are looking for one.

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Posted 20 December 2009 - 04:17 PM

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This has just been posted on my local Gumtree, 2.5D with short T+T for £350, Sounds like a cheap van if any of you local shiters are looking for one.

I think it's something to do with firefox, I can only see the link in quote!

1996 FORD TRANSIT
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£340 with T&T, sounds like a bargain!
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Posted 20 December 2009 - 04:19 PM

One of the worse ebay ad ever? http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 3a56019e5a No picture, selling his dad's 1964 Mk 2 Cortina 1.4?!

Even more worrying is that he's a business seller !!! , ( In the business of what exactly ???... not descriptive advert writing obviously )

It gets worse, He's 'updated' the advert...

Now back in the UK on Maltese plates at the moment, so 12 months of carefree motoring awaits the lucky bidder for my dad's car !, before you have to reregister it for the UK roads.

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Q: What size engine? A: Sorry, I'm away from home at the moment,also I'm not a car buff so I think it was the standard original engine?

Ahh, That clears it up then!

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Posted 20 December 2009 - 04:21 PM

£340 with T&T, sounds like a bargain!

£350 :wink: Get on it Fred!, It's only up the road from you or is it just to new for you?.

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Posted 20 December 2009 - 04:24 PM

:lol: would make a good donor, and I need another DI.....
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Posted 20 December 2009 - 04:32 PM

http://liverpool.gum...9/51359329.html A Belmont with loads of tax and test for £275. I might be tempted myself...
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Posted 20 December 2009 - 04:42 PM

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This is awesome and it's only 20mins from my house! 2.6 Auto with 72k for £1250!, I'd love it!, Just look at the brown interior!

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Posted 20 December 2009 - 04:52 PM

1.8 GT, this lokos pretty ace for 500€

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Posted 20 December 2009 - 05:59 PM

Is it just me, or does that Rover have a square (ish) steering wheel? I thought thet were the preserve of Allegros and guaranteed to provide msn list compilers with odd facts about crap cars.
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Posted 20 December 2009 - 06:13 PM

SD1's did indeed have a quartic-style steering wheel.

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Posted 20 December 2009 - 06:21 PM

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This is lovely!

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Posted 20 December 2009 - 06:28 PM

Tis true what the Pog states, Papa Vins C reg SD1 Vandenplarse had as such.

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Posted 20 December 2009 - 07:54 PM

I see your lurid punto and raise you one Marcus Tandy-spec* Cherokee



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*I am assuming everyone gets what we are on about with this?

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Posted 20 December 2009 - 07:57 PM

*I am assuming everyone gets what we are on about with this?

Hell yeah. Eldorado was one of the best programs ever to grace the tragic lantern.
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Posted 20 December 2009 - 07:59 PM

*I am assuming everyone gets what we are on about with this?

Hell yeah. Eldorado was one of the best programs ever to grace the tragic lantern.

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Posted 20 December 2009 - 07:59 PM

Just be careful it doesn't randomly turn into a TR7 and explode:
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Posted 20 December 2009 - 08:14 PM

haha this has made me laugh, i was trying to remember what Eldorado was called the other day, after seeing a yellow punto ragtop. Glad other shiter's brains work the same twisted way.What do you reckon to those puntos? Solid gold future-shit status i reckon, i see them having the same level of desireability as a Samba or Visa droptop nowdays. any thoughts?

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Posted 20 December 2009 - 09:02 PM

Hey, a one-owner 505 TURBO (not diesel), these are quite sought after in france, I imagine they are pretty ace to drive too. this one looks a right barg at €1000.

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Posted 20 December 2009 - 09:28 PM

Hey this is ace, Carlton 2.6 auto estate!!! Must be quite a rare one, looks in nice nick too.

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Posted 20 December 2009 - 09:30 PM

This is awesome, LHD OPel Ascona! Be interetsing to see what it makes.

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Posted 20 December 2009 - 10:03 PM

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Posted 20 December 2009 - 10:24 PM

Hey I keep getting all these crazy phone calls on the Hirst Cabs phone asking me to collect scrap cars. Worked out quite well though as I've pushed them all into taxi use, we've doubled our fleet coverage in readiness for the busy Christmas/New Years period.

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Posted 21 December 2009 - 06:18 AM

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Posted 21 December 2009 - 08:51 AM

Bloody hell, it's broken £500! Impressive for one of those. Bet it gets relisted.

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Posted 21 December 2009 - 10:29 AM

Hi, I've got a transit 1.6 but I find it to be a bit frighteningly quick on the motorway, a few times I have exceeded 55mph on longer downhill stretches which has caused some upset to my passengers and other road users, including one memorable incident where the entire West Mercia police force had to get involved in the clean up afterwards. Do you have any options available to make it slower over long distances? Certainly sir, we can offer an upturned plastic bath on the roof which increases the frontal area by 15-20% and can easily knock 15mph off your top speed while offering the additional benfit of a 8% increase in fuel consumption. SOUNDS GR14, WHERE DO I SIGN?

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Posted 21 December 2009 - 10:31 AM

hey look at this cool aftermarket headlamp set up.

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Posted 21 December 2009 - 12:14 PM

Hi, I've got a transit 1.6 but I find it to be a bit frighteningly quick on the motorway, a few times I have exceeded 55mph on longer downhill stretches which has caused some upset to my passengers and other road users, including one memorable incident where the entire West Mercia police force had to get involved in the clean up afterwards. Do you have any options available to make it slower over long distances? Certainly sir, we can offer an upturned plastic bath on the roof which increases the frontal area by 15-20% and can easily knock 15mph off your top speed while offering the additional benfit of a 8% increase in fuel consumption. SOUNDS GR14, WHERE DO I SIGN?

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Posted 21 December 2009 - 12:19 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/07/!BhhZz-!!2k~$(KG...
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I am suspecting that's an XLWB body on a LWB chassis. I wouldn't like to discuss it with the nice VOSA man! And a pinto with a 15ft STEEL body, yeah sure that pulls well.....
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