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#16621 OFFLINE   trigger

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Posted 19 December 2009 - 01:40 PM

I bet that Cortina will make some serious coin, It looks pretty cool though.

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Posted 19 December 2009 - 01:49 PM

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400 of your finest English pounds will buy you this little hunny which comes with 100 years mot!

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Posted 19 December 2009 - 01:58 PM

:lol: 100 years? Do you think that it might be bent, or just a typo?
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#16624 OFFLINE   Mash

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Posted 19 December 2009 - 02:00 PM

Hey that Allegro has Brammy's name all over it. Get on it lad!
I dont no wot there worth tbh mate only wont it for pre 68 obvserly lol hav u got any pics plz mate

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Posted 19 December 2009 - 02:17 PM

One of the worse ebay ad ever? http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 3a56019e5a No picture, selling his dad's 1964 Mk 2 Cortina 1.4?!

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Posted 19 December 2009 - 02:19 PM

My god that Allegro is so so so so tempting, jeez why do they always pop up when I have no money?If its still there when i do (which i doubt) ill be all over it.That cortina advert is hilarious, the MK2 wasnt even introduced until 1966, which makes it seem even more dubious.
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Posted 19 December 2009 - 04:54 PM

One of the worse ebay ad ever? http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 3a56019e5a No picture, selling his dad's 1964 Mk 2 Cortina 1.4?!

Even more worrying is that he's a business seller !!! , ( In the business of what exactly ???... not descriptive advert writing obviously )

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Posted 19 December 2009 - 05:10 PM

Fancy a Rover SD1 in the US? This feller will make that happen.

Price is abusive (Buy it now for $2250), I would say that even over here this car is only worth $1000 tops.

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Posted 19 December 2009 - 05:15 PM

I am unendingly astonished at the total shitness of these Renner 4 Rodeo things, imagine if you were some sort of program manager or something on these in the 70's and it was your 'baby', fuggin hell you would get laughed outta town at the interview for your next job.

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This one is for sale as a project, at an inexplicable 950 eurocoins.

Citroen Mehari was better. Still, I'd have one. Not that one at 950 euro pounds though!

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Posted 19 December 2009 - 05:40 PM

Mk3 Cortina barn find

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 3D1&_rdc=1

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Would it have killed em to wash it??

I think the facelift 2-doors were rare even when current,they don't look like GT seats though :?

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Posted 19 December 2009 - 06:02 PM

That Mk3 is up at over £1,500 already. Is it just me that thinks that's a tad too much for something that's just been dragged out of a barn like that? :? Some rose-tinted bidding going on there methinks. Better bosh a bid on a mig too lads!
I dont no wot there worth tbh mate only wont it for pre 68 obvserly lol hav u got any pics plz mate

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Posted 19 December 2009 - 06:43 PM

That Mk3 is up at over £1,500 already. Is it just me that thinks that's a tad too much for something that's just been dragged out of a barn like that? :? Some rose-tinted bidding going on there methinks. Better bosh a bid on a mig too lads!

Yeah, but aren't the coupe Mk 3 Cortinas MEGA desirable \ rare etc. And it's an old Ford, and they seem to be worth some money, even if they rot like bastards and the Pinto engine is the most hideous wheezy pile of shit known to man.

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Posted 19 December 2009 - 06:46 PM

I have no desire to own that Cortina, but WOW. I want to clean it! I want to give the dirty bitch a damn good scrub, the filty tramp. Imagine how satisfying it would be to uncover the original paint underneath all that crud.. Its begging for it, the slut. Im off for a cold shower.

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Posted 19 December 2009 - 07:13 PM

Mk3 Cortina barn find

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 3D1&_rdc=1

http://i.ebayimg.com/14/!BhmNGQgBWk~$(KG...

Would it have killed em to wash it??

I think the facelift 2-doors were rare even when current,they don't look like GT seats though :?
I agree, my 76 GT has the Tombstone front seats and the base model unsculptured back seats and its deffinatly original :D

WTF is 'german look'? Listening to the fuggin skorpions while combing your mullet?.


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Posted 19 December 2009 - 07:15 PM

I have no desire to own that Cortina, but WOW. I want to clean it! I want to give the dirty bitch a damn good scrub, the filty tramp. Imagine how satisfying it would be to uncover the original paint underneath all that crud.. Its begging for it, the slut. Im off for a cold shower.

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WTF is 'german look'? Listening to the fuggin skorpions while combing your mullet?.


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Posted 19 December 2009 - 07:17 PM

We can only look on something like that Mk3 with open market value in mind. The diehard Cortina enthusiast will no doubt see it very differently. As with any marque, if you're into it and desperately want it... market value is not an issue. Look at your B10 Mash, I paid a massive amount of money for that back when I bought it from AF Tann, at a time when Datsun in general were worth bugger all. It's history means nothing to anyone who isn't into Datsuns.To be fair to the ol' 'tina, yes they do rot like buggery but whilst the Pinto is a heft lump of iron, it does actually go quite well. I was well surprised how lively my Mk5 is.

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Posted 19 December 2009 - 07:18 PM

Mk3 Cortina barn find

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 3D1&_rdc=1

http://i.ebayimg.com/14/!BhmNGQgBWk~$(KG...

Would it have killed em to wash it??

I think the facelift 2-doors were rare even when current,they don't look like GT seats though :?
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Posted 19 December 2009 - 07:44 PM

Im a big advocate of big old Fords with V6 engines This is particularly tasty, C plate Mk3 Granada 2.8i Scorpio 4x4 8) Lush http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ280438570308

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Posted 19 December 2009 - 09:19 PM

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Posted 19 December 2009 - 09:34 PM

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Hmmm, tempting. This would do for me.

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Posted 19 December 2009 - 11:08 PM

1984 Golf GTi, 500€ and supposedly 100% original. I would love an early Mk2 GTi, totally un messed with.

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Posted 19 December 2009 - 11:25 PM

WOW, a shite Bitter!!!! Now youre talking.

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Posted 19 December 2009 - 11:31 PM

'Terry my good man, do I look after you or what? I've got some work lined up which i need your help with. Of course its kosher! Jump in and I'll tell you all about it down the Winchester'

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Posted 19 December 2009 - 11:35 PM

Now thats what I call an OSF!!!! 'Oi Oi u nutterz, R U puttin a Cossie Saff mota in then or what? LOLOLOL YKT!!!!1111!!'

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Posted 20 December 2009 - 04:39 AM

That Zodiac is class. I would like to buy one and drive about wearing dark glasses and a sports jacket, pretending I was in some early 70's american made-for-tv film. Perhaps I would do the driving in some unnecessarily hilly town to give the illusion that I am roaming the streets of San Fran.

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Posted 20 December 2009 - 06:35 AM

Mk3 Cortina barn find

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 3D1&_rdc=1

http://i.ebayimg.com/14/!BhmNGQgBWk~$(KG...

Would it have killed em to wash it??

I think the facelift 2-doors were rare even when current,they don't look like GT seats though :?
I agree, my 76 GT has the Tombstone front seats and the base model unsculptured back seats and its deffinatly original :D
I'm fairly certain they're XL seats... definitely not GT anyway. I can't believe its currently sat at £1500 with 8 days to go.

Only a couple of years ago even a mint GXL struggled to reach a grand, let alone a beige facelift needing a lot of work. :shock:

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Posted 20 December 2009 - 10:30 AM

2-litre engine in this, must be a right weapon on the backroads

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not a rip-off either at £500ono i would say

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Posted 20 December 2009 - 10:38 AM

GR8 4 SUPPORTIN UKIP

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also comes with NOT FITTED an air brushed unionjack dash with plasma nightglow clocks

Mmm sounds nice that!

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Posted 20 December 2009 - 10:46 AM

GR8 4 SUPPORTIN UKIP

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That Mini is in Wakefield, never seen it before but I'm fairly sure I know which estate those pics were taken on.




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